Prison Letters (6/13/22) - New Chris Jail Letter to Helena - Bella was possessed by demons and had a "pedo scheme", Helena attempted to collaborate with Chris as he's creating a new book, Soul Bonding is now just holding hands

Pointless Sperg said:
Well, if he gets moved from the "Jail of Fail" to prison, he could probably get TV and Vidya, so maybe he would be happier that way, but I think he'd be too proud for that. Imagine Chris requesting the maximum 10 years in prison though just so he gets a stable living situation.
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I dunno, I think things might change once Barb dies and Chris is forced to face the reality of his future (Assuming he doesn’t get the house somehow), either he ends up in prison, he tries to merge by ever more desperate means leading to his death or he matures (:optimistic:), accepts his fate and carries on as best he can in a section 10 property.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I wonder if Chris getting shipped off to Western counts as "involuntary commitment" because that will definitely get him denied.
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Yes, specifically under incompetence to stand trial, 19.2-169.2, which is listed as a reason for denial under 18.2-308.1:3. -- Chris is now unable to possess a gun. However, there is an appeal process if you can show that you have been restored to reasonable mental health -- §18.2-308.1:3(B)
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Yes, specifically under incompetence to stand trial, 19.2-169.2, which is listed as a reason for denial under 18.2-308.1:3. -- Chris is now unable to possess a gun. However, there is an appeal process if you can show that you have been restored to reasonable mental health -- §18.2-308.1:3(B)
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I was hoping you'd have the legal insight into this. Thanks.
 
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I'm trying to interpreted what the summary means when she says "the Suitress not being was the pedophile sandal bella was cooking up" is supposed to mean. Wasn't Fiona doxed is she actually underage? Regardless from what I remember all of their interactions were facilitated by bella So I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of bluespike type pretending to be an adult for the gotcha. I like to give Chris the benefit of the doubt on the pedo shit but if it turns out that Fiona is underage and Chris knew than that would be the putrid cherry on top of this disgusting cake

Also These fucking twitter sperg's summary is more difficult to read than Chris's fucking handwriting, just release the letter.
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
I'm trying to interpreted what the summary means when she says "the Suitress not being was the pedophile sandal bella was cooking up" is supposed to mean. Wasn't Fiona doxed is she actually underage? Regardless from what I remember all of their interactions were facilitated by bella So I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of bluespike type pretending to be an adult for the gotcha. I like to give Chris the benefit of the doubt on the pedo shit but if it turns out that Fiona is underage and Chris knew than that would be the putrid cherry on top of this disgusting cake
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This was mentioned only a few pages back in the thread, but Fiona would've been 19 at Everfree. She turned 18 in 2020.
 
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Maybe Chris will find the totally real and not made up revolver Barb used to almost shoot Cole :story:

But who are we trying to kid with tall tales about Chris brandishing a gun here? If that moron decides to go on a rampage, he'll either just buy a whole bunch of Lego figures, declare them effigies of his mortal enemies, put them in a jar and start shaking them... or he'll try going on a "Curse-ye-hame-ha-spree" until a cop grabs him, pushes him to the floor and we once more get deprived of tapings of his screams.
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
I'm trying to interpreted what the summary means when she says "the Suitress not being was the pedophile sandal bella was cooking up" is supposed to mean. Wasn't Fiona doxed is she actually underage? Regardless from what I remember all of their interactions were facilitated by bella So I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of bluespike type pretending to be an adult for the gotcha. I like to give Chris the benefit of the doubt on the pedo shit but if it turns out that Fiona is underage and Chris knew than that would be the putrid cherry on top of this disgusting cake

Also These fucking twitter sperg's summary is more difficult to read than Chris's fucking handwriting, just release the letter.
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Fiona just turned 18- whether Chris knew her age or cared to know her age is another matter entirely , but for Bella it was more of a case of her trying to exploit the assumption that Chris didn't know Fiona's actual age and didn't care to know it, and then accusing him of pedophilia later by revealing "HA, FIONA WAS A MINOR" (shes not).

What Chris did know was that Fiona had just graduated highschool and was going into college next year (something he chatted about), so kind of dumb of him not to question her age regardless, tbh
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Would Chris live with Helena?
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He lives in argentina in a shithole house that almost looks like an adobe hutt with his grandmother, so doubtful.
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DiscoRodeo said:
What Chris did know was that Fiona had just graduated highschool and was going into college next year (something he chatted about), so kind of dumb of him not to question her age regardless, tbh
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Still though, whether he questioned her age or not, he probably should have known how fucking creepy it is that he was in his late 30s, and was hooking up with someone who just graduated high school.
Hogar Grupal said:
Would Chris live with Helena?
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As Blue said, Helena's from Argentina, so there's no way he'd be able to move in with her if he wanted to. She'd probably have a similar level of patience for Chris as Kengle does, though.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
Still though, whether he questioned her age or not, he probably should have known how fucking creepy it is that he was in his late 30s, and was hooking up with someone who just graduated high school.
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His Attraction Signs always specified a boyfriend-free girl aged between 18 and his own age. He would increase the maximum as he aged, but the minimum never changed.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
The fact he did THAT, increase the maximum age, but not the minimum age, makes it even creepier.
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It's not that weird. Throughout history being able to have a much younger (adult) wife was a sign of high social status. The gender role has just kind of reversed in popular culture recently, so now there's cougar-worship.
 
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