Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

[Polarity]

Yeah, looks like they put some makeup on him to tone down the ghastly gamer ghoulish glow. Doesn't seem like he's dressing like a troon, just a large dude wearing a shirt with a hoodie over it. That's pretty neutral. Not a lot of options when you're that big.

Now if the makeup keeps getting thicker and what remains of the hair continues to grow out, you might be on to something. Linus really needs to hire this guy a personal trainer and chef. Do some lame ass tech makeover reality show thing and you can write off the expenses just like your house construction costs Linus!

 

[Kheapathic]

They also have hired a lot of asians, some with a thick accent.

Part of it is autism, the other part is fish-out-of-water; but Dennis is a fucking riot on video. I may not understand everything he says first time through, but his antics are fun to watch.

I'm not sure how buying commercial works at all, should people be investigating the building for safety before a transaction occurs? Seems like some poor planning if they spent so much on a building only to get hit with a high start-up cost. Maybe they knew about the initial costs and were just playing it up for the video?

I'm not Canadian and so wouldn't begin to know where to look. But that being said, in the states, commercial is far different than residential. Certain things can be ignored/skipped and if/when it comes up later, Caveat Emptor is the name of the game, because even if the other party is responsible for something, getting compensated for it is a whole other issue that's settled in the courts. If Canadian real estate law mirrors or is close enough to ours, I wouldn't be shocked of Linus was getting antsy and didn't get a team of professionals to inspect everything (foundation, structure, electrical, plumbing, etc, the works), and rushed shit to get it done; because residential real estate can be a lengthy enough process, but commercial / commercial land can be a far far lengthier process and is not something to get impatient about. The one thing I will say though, cutting that guard rail to remove the air compressors... dick fucking move. You cut through the railing, pull your shit out, then get a welder or some shit to put them back. Because that is a code violation, and I don't know if it's something big enough to make the contract voidable, but it's something you better demand restitution for.

 

[seri0us]

So I was in walmart earlier and I spotted my favorite childhood BB gun, The Buck Hunter, AKA the poorman's red rider cowboy action carbine. I love this ting because it's very lightweight and the almost cylindrical profile of the barrel shroud makes it very easy to point and shoot without aiming. For $29 I just couldn't resist having this much fun.
The spider holocaust begins this summer.

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BUCK STATUS: BROKEN

Also, also, Hector Martin's twitter got featured again in a LTT video as a reference. As people following the Byuu drama will know, Tech Shrek and Martin are friends and Tech Shrek was one of the people that he rallied against Kiwi Farms over Byuu's supposed suicide.

He must feel so divided when he has to check up on this thread for his boss....

 

[quaawaa]

He must feel so divided when he has to check up on this thread for his boss....

This thread appears on the fourth page on Google for the query "Linus Media Group". Assuming they have Google Alerts or regularly look themselves up, they would know about this thread.

Also, the post Google chose to use as the description is mine!

 

[Gin-san]

Since this has essentially become a lolcow thread for Linus, I just want to post this OneyPlays clip here for the sake of posterity.

LINUS VAGINUS

 

[GhostButt]

ssuming they have Google Alerts or regularly look themselves up

and they SO ABSOLUTELY do. linus self-searches all the time, just look at him, and they have a huge boner for defending themselves on their forum, even putting such into videos, totally reputation-obsessed

 

[jesus i cant take it]

What I want to know is who Erica Young is who Anthony briefly featured when talking about benching marking the Mac using wow? Sister, mother, trooped out brother or Troon alter ego, who knows?

I can't believe I'm saying this.

Erica Young is his "wife". (A)

Spoiler: Nasty

 

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I can't believe I'm saying this.

Erica Young is his "wife". (A)

"Wife" is a little unfair, I am reasonably sure that's a true and honest woman. Anthony could have done a lot worse.

I will retract this if it turns out he took her name rather than the other way round.

 

[Pee Cola]

"Wife" is a little unfair, I am reasonably sure that's a true and honest woman. Anthony could have done a lot worse.

She does look an awful lot like Anthony though. Not unlike how The 8-Bit Guy married a woman that looks like his female equivalent.

 

[Kheapathic]

I liked the 4chan post earlier, but... Anthony's non-virgin status confirmed?

 

[Toyota Camry]

She does look an awful lot like Anthony though. Not unlike how The 8-Bit Guy married a woman that looks like his female equivalent.

True, though 8 Bit Guy (or David) is much older than Anthony, I think they're in late 40's/early 50's not to mention they have a daughter and the wife is actually working, not just some stay at home mom.

Spoiler: 8 Bit Family

They weren't that ugly back then and having a lasting marriage these days is really an achievement. so David 1 - 0 Anthony.

 

[Pee Cola]

True, though 8 Bit Guy (or David) is much older than Anthony, I think they're in late 40's/early 50's not to mention they have a daughter and the wife is actually working, not just some stay at home mom.

Spoiler: 8 Bit Family

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They weren't that ugly back then and having a lasting marriage these days is really an achievement. so David 1 - 0 Anthony.

IIRC David was born in the mid '70s, and I have a feeling he met his wife at school (maybe college?), so they'd be around mid-late 40s by now. Either way, it's uncanny how similar each member of The 8-Bit Family looks. I get a Van Houten vibe, only irl and more wholesome.

 

[Toyota Camry]

IIRC David was born in the mid '70s, and I have a feeling he met his wife at school (maybe college?), so they'd be around mid-late 40s by now. Either way, The 8-Bit Family is super wholesome. I just can't get over how similar they all look now... I get a bit of a Van Houten vibe tbh.

Exactly, I just can't hate the man or his family. Their videos are apolitical, a major plus and I can't recall a moment when David, his family or his cliques chimping out on twitter because some random New Zealand farming website say their name there.

 

[BlueSpark]

I can't believe I'm saying this.

Erica Young is his "wife". (A)
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Did he marry his sister? She looks like Jim Sterling wtf

Please never breed.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Please never breed.

They'd need a stall for that

 

[Joe Swanson]

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Did he marry his sister? She looks like Jim Sterling wtf

Please never breed.

Looks like Peter griffin in a wig

 

[Tims]

Anthony went & cloned himself by cumming in a chicken egg & making a female homunculus.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

How long before they open a onlyfans?

 

[Concentrate Juice]

Imagine showing that to the public lmao, really pierces the corporate image & just shows them to be the basement dwelling neckbeards & furries that LTT staff are.

its probably anthony, that fat fuck probably hasn't seen his own dick in years, how do you think he could possibly aim it?

Speaking of screwdrivers, this is what I use:
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The bits are made by Wiha while the design and the rest are from Xiaomi. I paid 100 PLN for it and I use it to work on computers, laptops and other electronics. You don't need to buy super expensive sets to do work on your stuff, this will suffice.

good pick, I use this too. opens everything I need it to, simple as.

 

[Fatafata v2]

She does look an awful lot like Anthony though. Not unlike how The 8-Bit Guy married a woman that looks like his female equivalent.

I did a scan of her Twitter posts to make sure it isn't Anthony.
She's originally from Texas and seems to have moved to Canada around 2019/2020 to be with Anthony. Everything about her twitter posts screams like a closet internet dude. Bit weird, but good on them for finding a match.

Weirdly there were living together when LTT did the video in Anthony's apartment with the makeover - new TV and Vive vr set so he can lose weight (spoiler, he didn't lose weight).
Anthony says he let himself go in the video after moving and eating too much takeout. As far as I cam tell she was living there unemployed at the time so any sympathy in the comments of that video was misguided (watched the LTT video yesterday, a lot of viewers congratulating Anthony on being self aware and wanting to make changes).

They are just lazy