Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Why is this cow playing secrets with this house selling shit? Is she embarrassed she couldn’t keep it or it was a mistake. I’m irritated she might be at some hotel or something and not giving us content. Give me the puzzle pieces.
Because the house dream was meant to be followed up with a husband and baby, and friends coming over all the time. She made weird comments about this when she laid out her reasons for Supah Adulting and buying a house.
But turns out it's not like you buy the Barbie dream house and hubby ken, baby Skipper, and bestie Melanie, are all included.
I think she's genuinely stumped why she's not getting what she wanted. Because others girls got husbands and babies not fair !


The working out thing may be a realisation that she's gained 100lbs+ over the past few months, or that she's no longer able to shill for any brand but Woman Within.
She had to have gotten the workout clothes from Universal Standard right?

Oh, Anna. Just count calories. Install chronometer. Make all drink mixers sugar free and block takeout apps for a month. That's it.
 
Because the house dream was meant to be followed up with a husband and baby, and friends coming over all the time. She made weird comments about this when she laid out her reasons for Supah Adulting and buying a house.
But turns out it's not like you buy the Barbie dream house and hubby ken, baby Skipper, and bestie Melanie, are all included.
I think she's genuinely stumped why she's not getting what she wanted. Because others girls got husbands and babies not fair !


The working out thing may be a realisation that she's gained 100lbs+ over the past few months, or that she's no longer able to shill for any brand but Woman Within.
She had to have gotten the workout clothes from Universal Standard right?

Oh, Anna. Just count calories. Install chronometer. Make all drink mixers sugar free and block takeout apps for a month. That's it.
That was not shilling for woman within. How is she going to go back on so many comments on WW?
 
Supreme Court overturned Roe V Wade….hide the sheet cakes!!!!
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Course could always just go wtih this cake:
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Or giant baby at the olympics:
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Supreme Court overturned Roe V Wade….hide the sheet cakes!!!!
For non-US folkxs, don’t you have D-Democrats everywhere in the government now? OrangeManBad didn’t start any genocide, but BByden literally allowed this crime against womb havers to happen?

Not politically sperging per se, just feel that I miss something here.

ETA Okay, guess I deserved it :(
 
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That workout video was the funniest fucking thing I've seen from Anna in awhile. I had to rewatch a few times. Such a stupid music choice though, like she's training to be in the next Bad Boys movie. @Catto_Gatto I humbly request a remix of Anna's greatest workout hits set to Eye of the Tiger.

Top physical condition.!

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Also made me think of this
 
For non-US folkxs, don’t you have D-Democrats everywhere in the government now? OrangeManBad didn’t start any genocide, but BByden literally allowed this crime against womb havers to happen?

Not politically sperging per se, just feel that I miss something here.

ETA Okay, guess I deserved it :(
My point was she was gonna use it as an excuse to go on a cake sheet rampage. Which she most certainly will!
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That workout video was the funniest fucking thing I've seen from Anna in awhile. I had to rewatch a few times. Such a stupid music choice though, like she's training to be in the next Bad Boys movie. @Catto_Gatto I humbly request a remix of Anna's greatest workout hits set to Eye of the Tiger.

Top physical condition.!

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Also made me think of this

You got it dude 😎👍🏻

 
Nah, she’s no activist. She’s a super morbidly obese Morman virgin and has no skin in the game. Plus, she’s scared of losing her audience. It’s the news of the day so like a good influencer she’ll bring it up, but it’s done for the most part.

This is a job for Tess Holliday and I’ve deliberately ignored her thread today. Recovering from a bitch of a case of Covid and my head can’t take the screeching I’m sure is happening.

That Eye of the Tiger video is redeeming though. God, I forgot how gross the sweat in the crotch of those pink pants was. Good thing the nausea has passed!
 
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