A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

[Splendid]

Sorry, I don't have any pizza-boy outfits. Glaukon can smell something sexy coming from where Sybil was..But how can you rape a bundle of limbs?

I hadn't even considered that. I hope disembodied heads are good at deepthroating, or else you're gonna be the first guy to see your own cockhead while getting a BJ.

 

[Azazel]

Gregek looks at Glaukon and starts breathing heavily.

"You sure got a pretty mouth"

[Is this going to end in a rape orgy? Is that how our adventure ends, just mindless fucking each other until we're all dead?]

 

[ActualKiwi]

Gregek looks at Glaukon and starts breathing heavily.

"You sure got a pretty mouth"

[Is this going to end in a rape orgy? Is that how our adventure ends, just mindless fucking each other until we're all dead?]

Glaukon begins his rape attempt on the pile of limbs?
[Yes, it seems that way @Azazel especially considering the stress of being raped will trigger myself and Sybil's mental illnesses I imagine]

 

[Splendid]

Yeah, this is probably going to end with one person covered in blood after an attempted rape and a pile of loose body parts ineffectually scheming to murder everyone around it for sexual reasons.

I fucking hate FATAL. I've spent on average 30 minutes a day every turn you guys are in combat. Just fucking think about how absurd that is. That's not 30 minutes of normal RP shit. That's purely 30 minutes of me rolling dice, reading rules, and referencing tables, but at least its random magical items chart has given us what will hopefully be an awesome end to our adventure.

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone will die except for one creature who gets turned into an immortal Lovecraftian monstrosity with hundreds of body parts that just slithers around raping everything in the world.

 

[Splendid]

Everyone will die except for one creature who gets turned into an immortal Lovecraftian monstrosity with hundreds of body parts that just slithers around raping everything in the world.

So basically, I have no mouth and I Must Scream?

 

[ActualKiwi]

So basically, I have no mouth and I Must Scream?

"I Have Ten Dicks and I Must Rape"

 

[Randall Fragg]

Stienmarr feels his heart start to quicken in the presence of Glaukon.
"Kin ya squeal like a pig?"
(Holy shit this is actually happening.)

 

[Burned Man]

Sybil now struggles to figure out how best to live with her conditions.

The only thing I learned from this is not to touch anything, especially anything that is remotely related to magic. A murder rape orgy seems like a fitting end to a game of FATAL.

 

[Fallensaint]

Aaaanddd now I'm watching kiwis roleplaying disembodied limbs rape each other.

My life has taken a strange turn.

 

[Splendid]

Aaaanddd now I'm watching kiwis roleplaying disembodied limbs rape each other.

My life has taken a strange turn.

Did you think that a thread about FATAL could end in anything but rape or Rocks Fall Everybody Dies? That's like 90% of this game's material, and the last 10% is shit like telling us how to determine our characters' skill at delousing (an actual in-game skill.)

 

[Caddchef]

My only disappointment thus far is we haven't had an in game pissing competition.

 

[Splendid]

My only disappointment thus far is we haven't had an in game pissing competition.

There's gonna be a second thread with new characters and, hopefully, more players.

 

[Randall Fragg]

There's gonna be a second thread with new characters and, hopefully, more players.

Hey, I can play the character who's allergic to mammals and is himself a mammal.

 

[Sammy]

Oh fuck. FATAL. Why the hell would you maniacs do this.

I'm in. Got my dice ready and everything. Let me know what circumferences I need to roll and when.

 

[RM 810]

There's gonna be a second thread with new characters and, hopefully, more players.

I'm up for that, so hurry up and get raped to death everyone.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Stienmar will attempt to surprise buttsecks Glaukon.

 

[Caddchef]

There's gonna be a second thread with new characters and, hopefully, more players.

I'm in, all skill points into pissing!

 

[Splendid]

I'm in, all skill points into pissing!

I'll be letting everyone who's shown interest in this thread know via PM.

Stienmarr feels his heart start to quicken in the presence of Glaukon.
"Kin ya squeal like a pig?"
(Holy shit this is actually happening.)

Stienmar will attempt to surprise buttsecks Glaukon.

You actually manage to succeed in your wrestling attempt and penentrate Glaukon a little bit, but he fights back and does 1 LP of damange. Plus, he nicks your ball sack with his fingernails and hits one of your testicles. Although you avoid the 1% chance to automatically die, you now lose 20% of your Bodily Attractiveness score.

Glaukon begins his rape attempt on the pile of limbs?
[Yes, it seems that way @Azazel especially considering the stress of being raped will trigger myself and Sybil's mental illnesses I imagine]

You can't actually find Sybil, she's invisible for right now, remember?

@Azazel dance for me puppet! Do something funny!

@Randall Fragg the best chance of success is probably to just use called shots on his legs to disable him.

@ActualKiwi you can't see Sybil and you're not compelled to rape @Randall Fragg, so there's no reason why you can't fight back at full force.

 

[Azazel]

Gregek will assist Stienmar in his raping of Glaukon, by trying to disable a leg, I suppose?