Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Club Sandwich]

Alabama has some of the most restrictive abortion laws in the US, and they provide an exception for rape or if the woman's health is at risk. while most insurance don't cover abortion, both the pill and the procedure is typically under $1k (depending on which county you go to, there are local funds for abortions if they meet criteria like low income). if Polissa needed an abortion and it was the product of rape, then even in AL it would be available to her at a clinic for reduced cost.

prior to 2019, the rapist did not have termination of parental rights, which was the crux of the matter regarding abortion for rape then, even though the exception existed, it would have to go to trial where those rights were legally terminated. after 2019, conviction of rape automatically terminated parental rights.

 

[Bustymuffins]

"2 time rape survivor"? How drunk/high/stupid was this other person?

 

[Club Sandwich]

"2 time rape survivor"? How drunk/high/stupid was this other person?

as unfortunate as it is to mention, there is the option that it wasn't actually rape but sexual assault, sexual battery, or some similar thing. i've had to respond to a rape call (after the incident occurred) and take a report from sulking teenager who admitted she and her boyfriend were caught fooling around on the couch by the daughter's parents who reported to the police that the daughter was "raped" when it turned out that the daughter was an enthusiastic participant of her boyfriend groping/fondling her.

so it's not a stretch that an enjoyer of truth stretching with a fragile perception of fact from a heightened emotional state can call a wide variety of activities "rape".

they were 17 and 18 gtfo and don't waste my time on that noise. still, i have to respond, report, and file the paperwork, and because of CA's laws, i have no choice but to arrest the male (just like DV, it's the guy that is always assumed at fault and arrested regardless) and take them to jail until it can go through the arraignment and eventually get tossed by the DA as bullshit because of R&J laws.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Why would PCOS make her more afraid of abortion restrictions? PCOS makes it harder to get pregnant.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

The woo crunchiness makes me circle back around to Bella's ear. She thinks herbs help rabies. Who knows what spices and oils she thinks fix ear infections.

We've all heard the news today. It's even currently on the Farms's frontpage. Like many angered Americans and foreigners, Polissa expressed her thoughts on the Roe overturn today.

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Between rape and the miscarriage, I do feel sorry for her for those. I still think that she needs to get therapy versus drugs and woo shit. Still quite awful, however.

She has renewed her mission to leave Alabama.

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She did attempt to move in with her inlaws in Florida once.

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Too bad no one wants to take in the baggage, hovel, and smells that come with two hicks and their 13 animals:

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I guess Mom and Mamaw are back on the shitlist until she wants more shit from them.

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So the snake's still there?

Polissa also once said that she had an appointment to see someone for a hysterectomy consult this month. I wonder if that even happened.

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What does PCOS have to do with anything? Aside from inserting herself in some weird way?
Well no shit you'd a burden. You and your jobless husband have no money or intent to work. It is a terrifying thought that her fur circus could just show up at the door at any moment.

This verifies my suspicion that Polissa is likely making stuff up for pity and to further the idea that the stuff people do for her isn't (good) enough for her liking. It also gives those who truly have various sensitivities a difficult time because others will think it's made up because of their past of experiences with people lying about the condition.

I can understand why this makes people MATI or even mad offline. Why bother helping anyone who can't help themselves and claims anything they get is never enough or not right in some way all while they lie for pity/oppression points. Sadly, though, too many peole won't questiont he sob stories and the inconsistencies contained therein and give them whatever they want, thus encouraging and perpetuating the grift.

I have serious doubts she ever looks at labels. She fed her husband a dinner of pulled pork that had 3 different kinds of sugars in it. She definitely doesn't check for carb content, which if his diabetes is so bad it gives him neuropathy and she has PCOS trouble, should be something they make a habit of. I don't think they actually have any understanding how to control any of their real medical problems, and if I'm honest, no real drive do to so.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Why would PCOS make her more afraid of abortion restrictions? PCOS makes it harder to get pregnant.

The only thing I can think of is some women with PCOS are on birth control to manage it, and there’s been talking of restricting contraception in the wake of the overturning.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The only thing I can think of is some women with PCOS are on birth control to manage it, and there’s been talking of restricting contraception in the wake of the overturning.

That is a possibility. I don't see Polissa and Josh fucking, but I don't know if that's the sugar, FAT, and beetus killing their sex drive and/or Josh's dick or me just not wanting to think of hambeast Polissa naked.

The woo crunchiness makes me circle back around to Bella's ear. She thinks herbs help rabies. Who knows what spices and oils she thinks fix ear infections.

She's allowing free access to her Amazon wishlist again. A couple things that caught my eye:



Woo gummies as "highest priority."

This made me laugh too:



> "I never want to use cancer causing dryer sheets again"
> Eats chemical Hot Pockets, drinks chemical soda, and wants even more processed shit on her list:



Those dryer balls are nice. Partner and I are sensitive to scented detergent and soaps so it's nice to have fluffy clothes without scents that give partner and me rashes. I just don't act like they'll shield me from cancer, because they won't.

Other items of interest:







The fun part?



This isn't even her only wishlist.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Her chances ended when her parents named her.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Why the actual /fuck/ is she grifting for a surgical-recovery (anti-lick) suit for cats? Does she think it's a cute cat costume? Does her vet not do what any vet on the planet does and offer a free elizabethan collar so your cat can thump into walls, press said cone against the hardwood floor and mewl like the world's most pathetic hoover vacuum?

I am very, very confused. The dumbass dog shit I understand, because she wants to haul her terrified little shitmutt with her into stores that forbid them. But the cat suit? Da fuk?

 

[glass_houses]

Why the actual /fuck/ is she grifting for a surgical-recovery (anti-lick) suit for cats? Does she think it's a cute cat costume? Does her vet not do what any vet on the planet does and offer a free elizabethan collar so your cat can thump into walls, press said cone against the hardwood floor and mewl like the world's most pathetic hoover vacuum?

I am very, very confused. The dumbass dog shit I understand, because she wants to haul her terrified little shitmutt with her into stores that forbid them. But the cat suit? Da fuk?

I suspect that some of the cats have rashes, hot spots, and sores that they chew on compulsively. Rather than treating the source of the discomfort for the poor moggies, Polissa thinks that zipping them up in a spacesuit so they can't bite at themselves will fix things.

 

[Bustymuffins]

I suspect that some of the cats have rashes, hot spots, and sores that they chew on compulsively. Rather than treating the source of the discomfort for the poor moggies, Polissa thinks that zipping them up in a spacesuit so they can't bite at themselves will fix things.

So basically the cone of shame for dogs except that dogs get it to stop them from damaging themselves after a trip to the vet whilst the cats get to look cute but suffer immensely while the underlying problem goes untreated Gotta be able to take all her animals away for abuse at this point.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

That is a possibility. I don't see Polissa and Josh fucking, but I don't know if that's the sugar, FAT, and beetus killing their sex drive and/or Josh's dick or me just not wanting to think of hambeast Polissa naked.


She's allowing free access to her Amazon wishlist again. A couple things that caught my eye:

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Woo gummies as "highest priority."

This made me laugh too:

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> "I never want to use cancer causing dryer sheets again"
> Eats chemical Hot Pockets, drinks chemical soda, and wants even more processed shit on her list:

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Those dryer balls are nice. Partner and I are sensitive to scented detergent and soaps so it's nice to have fluffy clothes without scents that give partner and me rashes.

Other items of interest:

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The fun part?

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This isn't even her only wishlist.

Well now you made me interested in the dryer things, but the amount of medical type shit on that list for the animals is really sad. It points to them not being all that well cared for in the first place to need all that.

I can understand that not everything needed for health is always covered by insurance but you know helps improve sleep more than begging for weird gummies? Not chugging caffeinated soda all day. It probably also helps asthma to not breathe in 11 boxes worth of litter dust and pee amonia.
That last thing there is for brain massage. I tried to Google it out of curiosity and got nothing but ASMR shit.

Why the actual /fuck/ is she grifting for a surgical-recovery (anti-lick) suit for cats? Does she think it's a cute cat costume? Does her vet not do what any vet on the planet does and offer a free elizabethan collar so your cat can thump into walls, press said cone against the hardwood floor and mewl like the world's most pathetic hoover vacuum?

I am very, very confused. The dumbass dog shit I understand, because she wants to haul her terrified little shitmutt with her into stores that forbid them. But the cat suit? Da fuk?

You and I would take a cat doing that to be seen but she'd rather beg for cutesty cures than beg to take them to a vet. She begged for money to put Bella down but not for an appointment; those cats have no hope.

I wonder if something is up with their skin or if they're over grooming from the stress of living with ten other cats and a dog in her self proclaimed suburban "slum house" (no doubt it is after she moved in, tbf) with no litter and not knowing when they're getting food or not.

 

[Bugaboo]

I've seen cats who live in unstable social situations (such as with like unruly tiny dogs that nip at them or a million cats trying to mate with each other constantly) have behavioral issues like inapproriate urination and overgrooming leading to bald spots. Also if she isn't feeding them cat food specifically like they compete with eat other at the food bowl and have to go eat the dog's food or she tries to stretch the cat food by mixing it with dog food I have seen that cause bald spots on cats as well.

The solution to this issue is super simple, give away the cat so it can live in a calmer enivronnent.

 

[Rewire Tea]

She's being ridiculous. I've seen little kids from dirt poor families get one small present and be thrilled

Yup, exactly. This woman nearly 40 is pitching a fit like a spoiled brat. "Oh, someone made me a cake, but it has food colouring that doesn't agree with me! Waah!"

Her grandmother is likely, at the absolute youngest, like... mid or late 70s, and baking this brat a second cake. Why? It's not like she's four, and I know better behaved four year olds.

If there's still family in the picture, people who will bend over backwards for her stupid bratty little shitfits, that could explain the relatively nice car we've seen Polissa driving, etc.

ETA, because I noticed the anti-fungal/antiseptic pet spray on her wishlist.

My guess is that either the little dog has food/environmental allergies, causing hot spots/itchiness, etc, or it's one of the cats with some kind of skin issue. The cat suit thing could be for either the dog or one of the cats. Someone should point out to her that topical sprays like that don't always work, especially not at the strength they're sold at without a prescription.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I just remembered this tweet and am now feeling some fridge horror.



She had been begging for ear wipes for Bella. Which means Bella had a long enough history of ear infections that she had to get wipes to try to prevent them. Looking back it’s very likely that Bella needed surgical intervention to treat it. Instead she got put down when her last infection wasn’t treated by otc wipes that may or may not have been medicated.

She also mentions cutting Dobby’s quicks and needing pee pads all over the place for the animals. Half of me don’t want to see what her house looks like. I already saw like ones on Hoarders multiple times.

Yup, exactly. This woman nearly 40 is pitching a fit like a spoiled brat. "Oh, someone made me a cake, but it has food colouring that doesn't agree with me! Waah!"

Her grandmother is likely, at the absolute youngest, like... mid or late 70s, and baking this brat a second cake. Why? It's not like she's four, and I know better behaved four year olds.

If there's still family in the picture, people who will bend over backwards for her stupid bratty little shitfits, that could explain the relatively nice car we've seen Polissa driving, etc.

ETA, because I noticed the anti-fungal/antiseptic pet spray on her wishlist.

My guess is that either the little dog has food/environmental allergies, causing hot spots/itchiness, etc, or it's one of the cats with some kind of skin issue. The cat suit thing could be for either the dog or one of the cats. Someone should point out to her that topical sprays like that don't always work, especially not at the strength they're sold at without a prescription.

I swear I remember her saying that her car is actually borrowed from her cousin. Not bought from, borrowed. It is ridiculous how much how her family appears to coddle and enable her, especially at 40.

Polissa seems to forget that they have a snake again:



Oh no, guys, Polissa is low on Mello Yello



Polissa is a huge fan of the The Handmaid’s Tale show to the point of cosplay:

Spoiler

I’m pretty sure she didn’t read the actual novel because in the novel Offred is indirectly involved in the resistance, gets outed, and is very heavily implied to be either exiled or outright executed. There is an epilogue about a professor in the future discussing how Offred’s tale about the fallen state of Gilead may or may not be apocryphal, and that his society is so much more progressive about human rights before cracking a sexist joke about a female co worker.

Offred does not get to fight; she becomes yet another victim of the evangelical patriarchy. In fact, she has been so unpersoned that she has not only lost her name (she never reveals it in the novel), but even the in universe scholars do not know if she ever existed. Gilead ultimately fell, but it's very unlikely Offred was involved. It’s a little more complicated than that, but that’s the gist. Atwood did write a sequel a couple years ago that’s not about Offred, but I have not read it.

People like Polissa is partly why I disliked the idea of The Handmaid’s Tale getting a Hulu show. The idea of expanding the resistance’s appearance is interesting but then we get idiots in Handmaid cosplays thinking it’s a protest to gather in said cosplays. I do like that Polissa looks more like white trash Red Riding Hood than a Handmaid in this outfit.

Also autistic as fuck, but if we were really in Gilead, Polissa would definitely not be a handmaid. If she was not exiled or executed for being an infertile, useless bitch, she’d be a Martha. A Martha is an old biddy that usually does domestic work. But Marthas are grandmas and not as “glamorous” compared to the young and fertile Handmaids so no one gives a fuck about them.

 

[Rewire Tea]

She had been begging for ear wipes for Bella. Which means Bella had a long enough history of ear infections that she had to get wipes to try to prevent them. Looking back it’s very likely that Bella needed surgical intervention to treat it. Instead she got put down when her last infection wasn’t treated by otc wipes that may or may not have been medicated.

Bella had the looks of a Lab mix and they have notoriously fussy ears/prone to infections/etc. Poor thing. Maybe they just couldn't afford to treat her so it was decided it was kinder to euthanize her? Still breaks my heart, she looked so sweet.

Pet owner PL: I've mentioned my dog before, and he has skin/allergy issues. If I catch it early enough, sometimes the OTC products are enough. But if he steals, say, cat food and it goes from 0-60 in 24 hours? Nope, he'll need a vet trip.

 

[Totallyunknown]

I have .... a few animals. Perhaps under half of what she has. I am one person and a serious animal lover who finds joy in having hobbies that surround animals and my pets.

I say this because I spend approximately three hours a day alone at MINIMUM caring for my animals which includes multiple rabbits. I am constantly hunting for stray poop pellets. I have to sweep, dust and vacuum at least once a day, usually twice - morning and evenings. Every few days I am mopping the floors. The furniture gets lint rolled every week. There are three litter boxes at any time in my house and they are cleaned almost daily, but never past two days untouched.

This bitch uses the same amount of hours to beg on Twitter instead of the individual care required for each pet, times two, with two more hands than I have.

Knowing what my house can turn into after a few days of neglect, it must be unbearable in that house. In that heat. Did she miscarry because of the ammonia?

I will say, I have become extra diligent this week on my poop pellet hunts just with Polissa and her disgusting hoard in the back of my mind.

(Why the rabbits find secret hidden spots to leave a poop, it's very rude.)

 

[I am vomit]

I'm starting to get to the point where I hope she drowns on mello yello

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I don't want to add too much to the cat sperging but nasty litter boxes is probably the biggest cause of skin irritation in cats. Their paw pads get burned from the ammonia and they constantly lick them, causing scabs. You know she's not clipping any of their claws either so they're probably scratching the hell out of themselves and each other.

 

[Free the Pedos]

People like Polissa is partly why I disliked the idea of The Handmaid’s Tale getting a Hulu show. The idea of expanding the resistance’s appearance is interesting but then we get idiots in Handmaid cosplays thinking it’s a protest to gather in said cosplays. I do like that Polissa looks more like white trash Red Riding Hood than a Handmaid in this outfit.

It's incredibly ironic that the star of The Handmaid's Tale is a Scientologist, whose leadership cult force mandatory abortions on their members.
Fuck anyone who watches that dumb show.