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Good fucking lord. It's the opening to "Dinosaurs" when Earl Sinclair stomps around the forest. Listen to that drop foot action.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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He legitimately sounded like a whimpering faggot while trying not to blatantly admit that his shitty themed month has been a disaster.
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I thought for sure he would quit after one of his "Julie in June" videos was struck.
That soufflé was a disaster.
That soufflé was a disaster.
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Jack looks more and more like a bloated corpse each new video.
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I present to you: The amazing "Scalfani Shrinking Soufflé":
Thing was already sinking on its own but once he stuck the knife in it deflated like a balloon. Exactly like how Julia did it.
Thing was already sinking on its own but once he stuck the knife in it deflated like a balloon. Exactly like how Julia did it.
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the only thing that has anything to do with hope is that I HOPE the good dog gets to taste some high-fat stroke corpse tbh. ye forbidden milkbone
Hope is locked in the dining room whenever Jack doesn't throw her into the yard, it is a sad life of incarceration.
Dying with Fat (in June!)
Cheese Soufflé may actually increase Jack's cheese and butter consumption, which I didn't think possible.
He's going to try and use cellulose parmesan and butter in place of flour, and you know it.
If Julia Child manages to Kill Jack with this, where god and energy drinks have failed, she will become even more of a hero.
Watching him gimp hand through the work would be pitiful if we didn't hate him so much, instead it's just infuriating.
The fuck ups pile up and he keeps saying "we're fine"
I was hoping the granite pan or stove would melt the side of the floppy bowl, but we are not so lucky.
Jack made a shitt loaf.
Jack actually made disgusted face BEFORE he took the bite, I wonder if it somehow stinks.
For once Jack can't describe what something tastes like, but the lack of an "AMAZING" is telling.
Dying with Fat (in June!)
Cheese Soufflé may actually increase Jack's cheese and butter consumption, which I didn't think possible.
He's going to try and use cellulose parmesan and butter in place of flour, and you know it.
If Julia Child manages to Kill Jack with this, where god and energy drinks have failed, she will become even more of a hero.
Watching him gimp hand through the work would be pitiful if we didn't hate him so much, instead it's just infuriating.
The fuck ups pile up and he keeps saying "we're fine"
I was hoping the granite pan or stove would melt the side of the floppy bowl, but we are not so lucky.
Jack made a shitt loaf.
Jack actually made disgusted face BEFORE he took the bite, I wonder if it somehow stinks.
For once Jack can't describe what something tastes like, but the lack of an "AMAZING" is telling.
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She's won 25 gold medals, Jack, 4 at the Olympics. But you're right, she's a nobody.
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To his credit, the souffle rose much more than his Yorkshire pudding.
salmonellajack
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Jack knows exactly who she is. He was just angy a black woman was being rewarded with the thing he wishes he had - attention
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Jack liked his post so much he posted it to the same page twice.
Step aside Keto Bear, this gastrosexual has a new main squeeze.
Nicest guy on Facebook:
The very keto-friendly nutrition details for the BARBACOA QUESADILLA EGGS BENEDICT:
Step aside Keto Bear, this gastrosexual has a new main squeeze.
Nicest guy on Facebook:
The very keto-friendly nutrition details for the BARBACOA QUESADILLA EGGS BENEDICT:
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To be fair this will happen to any souffle. It comes out of the oven, give it a moment or two to cool before serving. Five minutes later it's collapsed.
Says that arguing is fuel for the fire, then proceeds to argue with somebody in the comments. Can this faggot get through a day without being such a hypocrite?
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lol @ jack the retard referring to birria as tex-mex. it's an authentic mexican dish from jalisco, traditionally made with goat meat but most places that serve it here use beef. birria tacos have been a thing here for a few years so it makes sense that jack is just hearing about it now in TN
can't wait to see how he jacks it up on the "show"
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Genuine chef. A true culinary scholar.
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The "that's like saying the original burger had cheddar" thing is confounding. Sure, goat isn't as common in the US, but it's still available; changing the main protein out in a recipe is a whole different thing than changing out the type of topping. You'd think a skilled, intrepid YouTube culinary magus like Jack "The Rotten Grasp" Scalfani could source things to make it truly special and authentic.
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I enjoy it when Jack tries (poorly) to identify and follow YouTube/TikTok trends.
Wish someone would turn him on to Ordinary Sausage. Sausage (when you don't add jellybeans) is easily keto, and Jack loves wrapping his lips around meat, so that'd be a slam-dunk. He might get some new viewers; the suspense would be amazing, waiting for him to accidentally add his stroke hand to the grinder.
Wish someone would turn him on to Ordinary Sausage. Sausage (when you don't add jellybeans) is easily keto, and Jack loves wrapping his lips around meat, so that'd be a slam-dunk. He might get some new viewers; the suspense would be amazing, waiting for him to accidentally add his stroke hand to the grinder.
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Everyone keeps bitching for Ordinary Sausage to do a collaboration with Babish but a Jack collab would be so much better. Aunt Myrna's party cheese sausage...
Edit: to remove extra words, whoops
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Jack actually follows the diet he claims to be following: difficulty level impossible.
This man couldn't stop eating carbs if his life depended on it.
This man couldn't stop eating carbs if his life depended on it.
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Barbacoa with eggs benedict sounds vomit inducing, but of course Jack wants to eat five pounds of it on the spot and goes full doe eyed at it like a school girl.
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Good christ. I mean I'm all for fusion cuisine and experimenting, especially if you have a cook that knows more than pre-school kitchen technique, but eggs Benedict are practically a perfect dish unaltered and it's a crime to fuck with it to this extent.