Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Liquid Vergil]

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The graphic on his hat always looks like a toilet bowl to me at first glace.

 

[captkrisma]

There's a good chance Tammy shut it down, Jack is buying a lot of stuff to make these videos and it certainly cost her a pretty penny. They're having money worries and the one thing she can shut down without issue is her manbaby husband's channel. The one thing she needs to say is: "All right, Jack. You can continue doing the channel, but you're the one paying for it now!", meaning Jack won't be able to keep the channel afloat as he earns fuckall from it. Depending on how active his brother is on bankrolling this idiot, it might be the slow death of Cooking with Jack!

This brings the recent Jack on the Go into a new light. Jack isn't mumbling "The way the world is now...hmm...seems a bit pricey..." to seem relevant with the latest news, he's lashing out at Tammy.

Tammy is putting her foot down and demanding Jack do less expensive shit because yeah, money is tight for pretty much everyone right now. Jannette invites them to dinner and Jack does as much as he possibly can save for shitting his pants to embarrass Tammy and her friends. The mumbling about prices, the bucket hat he refuses to take off, etc...everything he did was to make her feel bad.

Fuck you, Jack.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

He should make that grilled cheese recipe that Ramsay completely Jacked up. By fucking it up he might actually get an edible grilled cheese sandwich.

The ingredients Ramsay used would be beyond Jack's ability to acquire. I doubt Sams Club sells that cheese, for example.

This may be a highly unpopular opinion, but that sandwich really isn’t *that* bad.

I fully understand that Ramsay’s version is unconventional, and is a total departure from what we associate a grilled cheese as (thin slices of griddled bread with American/cheddar), so the criticism is valid.

BUT…I am a big fan of sharp cheeses and ferments, so I tried it myself. I sliced the bread slightly thinner, and the cheeses substantially thinner (to encourage a better melting factor). And I used a panini press so that the bread toasted evenly without burning. All in all, it is very different from the grilled cheese I grew up with, but it’s still quite delicious. It’s just…different. The kimchi adds a nice touch to balance out the cheesiness, as Ramsay pointed out.

The sandwich is very good as long as you don’t use Ramsay’s jacked-up cooking method (thick slices, cooking in the fireplace on cast-iron, etc.).

I don't think anyone had any objection to his ingredients, moreso how he prepared them. There's "Gourmet" grilled cheeses out there but usually they will use something else to toast and melt it properly, not a cast iron over an open fire.

And kimchi goes excellent with cheese, which is why cheese is taking off a lot in Korean fusion cuisine.

But still, I do like Ramsay and like this video regardless. Even the greats have really bad days where they fuck up a dish ten year olds can make.

 

[TurdFondler]

TamHam went over the family finances and saw the monthly expenditures on meat and cheese rivaled the mortgage, and she made jack cut back. Carbs are cheaper.

 

[desudesu]

Someone from the PCTLM discord shared an update: Fat Boi Qali’s dogs are officially sold gone. And just as predicted further back in this thread, it was the apartment management that made Qali get rid of the dogs. Smoothbrain didn’t bother reading the lease terms before committing himself to two full grown dogs. Godspeed, doggos, hope you all manage to find a better owner.

Also peek the drywall dents. Looks like more of Qali tard rages and/or Tammy Jr being thrown against the wall.

 

[Altera]

He should make that grilled cheese recipe that Ramsay completely Jacked up. By fucking it up he might actually get an edible grilled cheese sandwich.

God, so I put on this vid, and up to about half way in I was completely lost since this really seemed like a simple winning recipe. And just as I was about to flip off he randomly puts kimchi on it and shoves it into his livingroom fire place. Bravo.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Someone from the PCTLM discord shared an update: Fat Boi Qali’s dogs are officially sold gone. And just as predicted further back in this thread, it was the apartment management that made Qali get rid of the dogs. Smoothbrain didn’t bother reading the lease terms before committing himself to two full grown dogs. Godspeed, doggos, hope you all manage to find a better owner.

Also peek the drywall dents. Looks like more of Qali tard rages and/or Tammy Jr being thrown against the wall.

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That's the first thing a hopeful pet owner asks when renting and gets it in writing.

What a fucking moron.

God, so I put on this vid, and up to about half way in I was completely lost since this really seemed like a simple winning recipe. And just as I was about to flip off he randomly puts kimchi on it and shoves it into his livingroom fire place. Bravo.

I know, it's such a disaster and you can tell he realizes he's made a mistake he can't recover from but still keeps going.

I'm glad he uploaded the video though. As mentioned, as someone who sometimes struggles to make a perfect fried egg without wrecking the yolk despite feeling I'm a pretty decent cook, it's a relief to see a famous chef make simple mistakes like all of us.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

That's the first thing a hopeful pet owner asks when renting and gets it in writing.

What a fucking moron.


I know, it's such a disaster and you can tell he realizes he's made a mistake he can't recover from but still keeps going.

I'm glad he uploaded the video though. As mentioned, as someone who sometimes struggles to make a perfect fried egg without wrecking the yolk despite feeling I'm a pretty decent cook, it's a relief to see a famous chef make simple mistakes like all of us.

Actual Gordon Ramsay versus what he does on network shows is black vs white. He did a video where he was trying to prepare an Indian wedding and a 90 year old dude kept throwing shade, which GD took with a great dose of humility and moreso to know how to cook the dish right. Jack would have just gotten angy and made a dumb FB post anchored by a faggy Bitmoji.

 

[Aaway]

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

"Young people should stop arguing with me because I'm older than them"
Really ticking all the boomer boxes, eh Jack?

 

[captkrisma]

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Nuh-uh! You're under 30 then!

This is primary school retardation.

 

[TurdFondler]

Does Qali actually believe he's ever going to own property as a sev cashier?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Jack being a fucking idiot and thinking he is wise

I simply love to read this kind of stuff, the entitlement of some older folks is hilarious. Age does bring experience, but that's it, being old doesn't mean you're wiser or smarter than the younger people in the room. Besides, whatever wisdom Jack has to offer would come from his decades of being a layabout manbaby asshole who would literally die if his mommywife split away from him and left him to fend for himself, Jagoff is the kind of idiot who makes stupid blanket statements about the younger generations, probably bragging about how his generation landed a man on the Moon and the current one only wastes time on TikTok, as if Jagoff had any accomplishments in his fucking life other than breaking a World Record for being the fattest fucking leech alive!

Does Qali actually believe he's ever going to own property as a sev cashier?

He's less of an idiot than his father, but the spider I killed at my garden today probably fits the bill as well lol! I believe he is probably aware of this, but he's as much of a manbaby as Jagoff is, still stuck on his teenage years with delusions of making it in the music industry instead of learning himself a trade and working on a feasible way to make a living. The sad reality is that it's far more likely he will stick to his current job until he gets fired instead of putting in work to earn a better living, considering who raised him, we can surely expect him to be a lazy asshole!

Actual Gordon Ramsay versus what he does on network shows is black vs white. He did a video where he was trying to prepare an Indian wedding and a 90 year old dude kept throwing shade, which GD took with a great dose of humility and moreso to know how to cook the dish right. Jack would have just gotten angy and made a dumb FB post anchored by a faggy Bitmoji.

That's because Gordon, despite his many achievements as a Michelin Starred Chef, still knows his limits and isn't a narcissistic idiot fuck, unlike Jack. Whenever Gordon cooks with someone who knows more than he does about the subject cuisine, he humbles himself down to learn, and still treats others with respect, despite his low tolerance for fuckups. Jagoff and Gordon are, quite literally, a pseudointellectual with unending arrogance and a colossal ego, a man who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room wherever he goes, and a renowned master who actually is the real deal and doesn't feel the pressing need to prove his superiority wherever he goes. Jack is an insecure little man high on his own ego, Gordon is a man who actually knows what the fuck he's doing. The differences between the two of them are unending, but it can be summed as Jack thinking he is the real deal and tard raging at any aggravation, while Gordon actually is the real deal!

Jagoff can play pretend as much as he wants, he will never be a real Chef as long as he carries a crown made of cardboard on the top of his head. And he won't, because he's the one who wore it in the first place!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This may be a highly unpopular opinion, but that sandwich really isn’t *that* bad.

I fully understand that Ramsay’s version is unconventional, and is a total departure from what we associate a grilled cheese as (thin slices of griddled bread with American/cheddar), so the criticism is valid.

BUT…I am a big fan of sharp cheeses and ferments, so I tried it myself. I sliced the bread slightly thinner, and the cheeses substantially thinner (to encourage a better melting factor). And I used a panini press so that the bread toasted evenly without burning. All in all, it is very different from the grilled cheese I grew up with, but it’s still quite delicious. It’s just…different. The kimchi adds a nice touch to balance out the cheesiness, as Ramsay pointed out.

The sandwich is very good as long as you don’t use Ramsay’s jacked-up cooking method (thick slices, cooking in the fireplace on cast-iron, etc.).

I agree it's not that bad although I question his method. Bread is fine, cheese is fine, the way he layers the cheese isn't as you either get one cheese or the other when you bite into it. And the kimchi? I really don't see those flavors working. I mean some roasted onions, maybe an olive tapenade or a couple slices of prosciutto would be good. But not kimchi.

But what do I know? Maybe it can work.

The ingredients Ramsay used would be beyond Jack's ability to acquire. I doubt Sams Club sells that cheese, for example.

You have to go out to the local Aldi's to get some Groyer cheese.

Also peek the drywall dents. Looks like more of Qali tard rages and/or Tammy Jr being thrown against the wall.

It's one part 'roid rage and one part Qtard Cali never having been taught coping mechanisms.

I know, it's such a disaster and you can tell he realizes he's made a mistake he can't recover from but still keeps going.

I'm glad he uploaded the video though. As mentioned, as someone who sometimes struggles to make a perfect fried egg without wrecking the yolk despite feeling I'm a pretty decent cook, it's a relief to see a famous chef make simple mistakes like all of us.

The question then is, why did he upload it if he knew it wasn't a winner? I mean it's not like it went out live or that it didn't go through editing. But yes he's still human and he can still fuck things up. Nobody is perfect all the time.

And the thing you need to remember for most of the stand and stir cooking shows out there the people don't actually know the recipe and instead hire folk to create recipes for them to make. This is what, supposedly, led to the infamous Kwanzaa cake video by drunken Aunt Sandy.

Somebody admitted online that they got paid to make up recipes for these people. You can also see, off to the left, a Hannukah cake, it's that monstrosity in blue. Something that had marshmallows in it. Marshmallows made with gelatin. Something that observant Jews can't eat unless it's been made with gelatin that's been deemed kosher and most of them aren't.

Actual Gordon Ramsay versus what he does on network shows is black vs white. He did a video where he was trying to prepare an Indian wedding and a 90 year old dude kept throwing shade, which GD took with a great dose of humility and moreso to know how to cook the dish right. Jack would have just gotten angy and made a dumb FB post anchored by a faggy Bitmoji.

He's actually a nice guy off set and a lot of his anger and yelling and stuff is done for ratings. If you look at the British version of Kitchen Nightmares and the American version you'll see he's a lot more reserved. Yes he will tell somebody is being an idiot if they're acting as such but he doesn't flip his shit if something goes wrong.

Jagoff can play pretend as much as he wants, he will never be a real Chef as long as he carries a crown made of cardboard on the top of his head. And he won't, because he's the one who wore it in the first place!

Oh no there is a way for him to be a real bona fide chef. He just needs to open a restaurant and be the head guy behind the pass. If you're the one in charge in the kitchen then you're the chef. And, as an FYI, it's from the French for "chief" or more accurately the boss man. So that means anybody who calls out the orders and is the guy in charge of the kitchen is a chef.

Not that that's going to happen. But that is the way he could be a chef.

 

[Aaway]

he posted this video on FB about HOPE not being happy to see him. gee, i wonder why she couldn't give two shits about you, jack

also, lol @ how he's completely out of breath from waddling a few steps

 

[That Damned Tiger]

There's a good chance Tammy shut it down, Jack is buying a lot of stuff to make these videos and it certainly cost her a pretty penny. They're having money worries and the one thing she can shut down without issue is her manbaby husband's channel. The one thing she needs to say is: "All right, Jack. You can continue doing the channel, but you're the one paying for it now!", meaning Jack won't be able to keep the channel afloat as he earns fuckall from it. Depending on how active his brother is on bankrolling this idiot, it might be the slow death of Cooking with Jack!

Jack is having trouble either in sourcing meat or in bankrolling the expenses for the channel. Cutting down on Jagoff's playing time as chef is the one sensible way to save money in that household, meaning it's very likely that either Tammy told him to fuck off and stop wasting so much money on that money drain of a channel or their debt is growing to the point he can't piss away as much as he does in buying all those meats and the like. If Tech Time goes bust as well it confirms the former!

The only way for Jack to resurrect his channel and make it profitable, short of going the Patreon route (which we all know there aren't enough people to actually support his level of awful), is to just get real and start doing recipes that an absolute sped like himself can't mess up. Which mostly involves not doing anything that involves use of the stove. (Like salads *hint hint*)

I wouldn't hold my breath, though. We have a better chance of the second coming of Christ happening and making an example of Jack.

 

[abobe]

he posted this video on FB about HOPE not being happy to see him. gee, i wonder why she couldn't give two shits about you, jack

also, lol @ how he's completely out of breath from waddling a few steps


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That says a lot when your puppy isn't happy to see you . Why does she always have a harness on when she isn't being trained or walked? I imagine it's because they pick her up and throw her around when she's misbehaving. Poor baby probably has chaffed skin from it rubbing against her all the time.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

he posted this video on FB about HOPE not being happy to see him. gee, i wonder why she couldn't give two shits about you, jack

also, lol @ how he's completely out of breath from waddling a few steps


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Wouldn't be surprised if they kept it caged into the kitchen like that most of the time. Probably why it barks while Jack is filming. A Beluga is in its' territory. Of course it is going the bathroom in the kitchen if it is rarely leaving there.

 

[captkrisma]

he posted this video on FB about HOPE not being happy to see him. gee, i wonder why she couldn't give two shits about you, jack

also, lol @ how he's completely out of breath from waddling a few steps


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That's a scared puppers.

EDIT: Jr hit some hard times after Brianna left his ass for a REAL man...

 

[ZipDisk]

Gordon fucks up for posterity

The cheese isn't fucking melted! FUCKING MELLLLLLLLLLLLT!

Half of the actual Ramsay bits in Hell's Kitchen are him screaming at people for fucking up simple tasks.

I honestly don't get why Gordon hasn't done a redo video to admit the sandwich fuckup. I believe he has mentioned in an interview, that the entire video was a storm of fuckups from all sides, not just "Cheese no melty"

So why not do it right? The man makes his pasta from scratch, he can grill a cheese.


Peligro with Jack

As to the white shurgur, you had me thinking of Jack inadvertently building an IED with Bacon up.
Durka Durka, Haram Jihad!

I HOPE Jack loses function in his other arm.

Jesus, that dog is anticipating a hit, Jack must be in full flatface.