DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

I love how Rhahb gave Phil 15$ to "get to the game" and Phil not only laughed in his face, but proceeded to stall for at least 10 more minutes.
Mind you this is the same one who complained that Phil begs too much.

Rhab you are some of the saddest creatures I have witnessed online. Get a sack and with hold your money, or just drop all your spare money aside from ramen and basic rent.
Either or I will laugh at you.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

at this point the people sending this guy money are the real lol cows

 

[Iron Hamster]

how is everyone of his fighting game takes wrong, you need a stick for old-school fighting games but a pad is ok for new ones cause there are shortcuts.

literally, every other personality in FGC I've followed has said it's all about preference.
GOD he's fucking stupid, like literally an idiot.

Goes on this autistic rambling about how detractors are apparently TV CSI who has advanced AI to enhance a coat rack in his house to find out where it's from and how it's overpriced and leak his debit card yet doesn't deny that it would be true that people would find something he wasted money.

Odd he should pick a coat rack, cause I mean let's get real. Pudding brain here hung up a coat rack, it fell cause he hung it up with velcro. Was too lazy to pick it up off the floor for months. Hung it up again with velcro and was shocked when it fell...again

Phil, that's more interesting than the ssdd you're an idiot who can't hold on to a dollar cause you're 12 and think expensive = adult.

If he didn't mention it, no one would have known about it falling off the wall. Fuck he is stupid.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

no one ever told each other how to play in the arcades?

No phil, no one has ever liked you. See these things called friends, they like to help each other or you know you just ask someone "what was that?" or "how do you do that"

Phil, forever alone.
EDIT - he just said he doesn't know how to pick the super version of T. Hawk in Hyper Fighter.

really phil
REALLY?
you know that whole menu before you pick your character where you can pick which version you want?
no?

Doesn't know how to do moves that the inputs are on the bottom of the screen for and then this, you really are a pudding brain phil. Like extreme lazyness or mental retardation levels.

 

[capefear56]

360 people watching btw

 

[Tears for T]

Phil playing fighting games when he can’t blame lag. Typical quotes:

”What? My input?!”
”I don’t know how to counter that”
”Blocks anything I do!”

Phil, you suck get over it.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

Apparently Tee Spring reached out to him! I'm sure they told him: "Phil we love your streams and your X year legacy, you did nothing and we want to sell your shirts and king of hate thong, would you please do business with us?"

Clip: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxyabbraYOj_pTO0wtkjUYs21gzPcfDNcb

Edit:
Chat: "if you had to go back to school, what kind of degree would you get?"
Phil: "The one that allows me to dodge stupid questions"

Lmao, so he admits that he is dodging the question, he doesn't want to answer because he has no plan of having a real job ever and doesn't want to deal with that reality.
Clip: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxRr6H0crA9CdnZ_aNFRfYHAM8HaJLNFwI

Derich better hope Phil doesn’t get that question dodging degree. Poor fella would never hear from DSP again

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP got beat in that weird other game, he just said he will play that shitty SF2 only. What a coward bitch. That other game actually looked fun but this SF2 is fuckin trash.

BREAKING!!!

HERE WE GO GUYS! "Its the wrong speed!"

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

DSP got beat in that weird other game, he just said he will play that shitty SF2 only. What a coward bitch. That other game actually looked fun but this SF2 is fuckin trash.

BREAKING!!!

HERE WE GO GUYS! "Its the wrong speed!"

I would have loved to see him pick some goofy shit like Pocket or Gem Fighter to tryhard in.

This same boring ass shit doesn't entertain anyone.

Phil, the collection has mostly Darkstalkers, and you're sitting here in Street Fighter like a complete faggot.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

"that's right in japan vega is called ball-rooge" Ball-rooge? Ball-rooge? Who the fuck is Ball-rooge? as opposed to Balrog in US?

anyway listening to him play Darkstalkers is fascinating.

Between yesterday and today..

- Sasquash is low teir
- he doesn't know he never really played DS
- knows all about the matchups with Sasquash
- gets told Sasquash is top tier, claims he wouldn't know cause he never played
- claims that Morrigan's command grab is her air throw and bishmon doesn't have an air-throw.
- Goes on and on about Lei and Sasquash match up how Sasquash can't do anything against rush down characters because you need a DP to deal with rush down!?
- gets told Sasquash has a DP, well he doesn't know cause he really didn't play this game enough to know this

It's amazing when he bounces back and forth in the same thought.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP is complaining that on day2, he cant find opponent for the shittiest SF2 only game. I wonder why.

He rather sit in the menu waiting, rather then play another game.

 

[SPhobos]

If only there was some online platform where a bunch of fighting game players play fighting games together rather than relying on finding 1 or 2 people playing some weird console bundle.

 

[Brother Wind]

RYU AI does the DSP special 3 low shorts (or jabs) into a roundhouse (or fierce) DSP does this

every.
single.
fighting.
game.

now "that doesn't combo" "Thats not supposed to combo"

lol, that'll do pig, that'll do

Thats the classic combo dammit!

 

[PieceofShet]

He got bodied and the other guy TBAGGED him (insert duck quack sounds), he is crying about it.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

someone had to tell him to get the super version of a character, pick super before character select.
and you're not good cause you "counter-picked" and played the game so you suck.

nigga...

phil, did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?

 

[SauceRyuKen]

He got bodied and the other guy TBAGGED him (insert duck quack sounds), he is crying about it.

Not just that. He got hopelessly destroyed using his Broken Bison, the one with the inescapable corner pressure, against a normal Super Turbo Chun. Walked over using a boss character from a different version of the game. Pretty cool stuff. The losses haven't been numerous but they've been great. A Hsien-Ko (Or LeiLei) player was absolutely wrecking his shit in Darkstalkers before so much that he ran to Sasquatch... And he still got effortlessly beaten.

He also cried about how it's pointless to fluff yourself like that when all you're doing is counterpicking... After counterpicking some kid playing with Ryu with Balrog, double perfecting him and taking a victory lap.

 

[Lolidaki]

I would have loved to see him pick some goofy shit like Pocket or Gem Fighter to tryhard in.

This same boring ass shit doesn't entertain anyone.

Phil, the collection has mostly Darkstalkers, and you're sitting here in Street Fighter like a complete faggot.

he got a few gem/pocket (for some reason he throws this in as his third game when looking) matches last night on xbox cause literally no one was playing, he won most of them by mashing like a retard, you can clearly tell the other guys were likely just playing for the first time.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Can someone get DSP to answer (without paying) why every single other FGC oldhead plays on fightcade without a second thought and literally never talk about how they could have played against someone using a turbo controller even though they aren't sponsored by the game thus have no monetary stake in making it look good and also just pick matches with good connections? His fightcade copes are so dumb

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP is complaining that on day2, he cant find opponent for the shittiest SF2 only game. I wonder why.

He rather sit in the menu waiting, rather then play another game.

controller boycott activated!

 

[PieceofShet]

BEG TWEET AND CHANNEL POST BEG INCOMING!