Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Nah, she’s no activist. She’s a super morbidly obese Morman virgin and has no skin in the game. Plus, she’s scared of losing her audience. It’s the news of the day so like a good influencer she’ll bring it up, but it’s done for the most part.

This is a job for Tess Holliday and I’ve deliberately ignored her thread today. Recovering from a bitch of a case of Covid and my head can’t take the screeching I’m sure is happening.

That Eye of the Tiger video is redeeming though. God, I forgot how gross the sweat in the crotch of those pink pants was. Good thing the nausea has passed!
You're right, this will go as far as her BLM went. A few stories, maybe a single post on her feed and one or two comments on stories about shit she doesn't understand. With BLM it was "I went to Columbia let me explain statistics to you" but got it all wrong. That is what I want to see. :)
 
The point is that this is a cow thread and not the place for sperging about politics. Take that to the Autism Thunderdome.
I commented because sending the commenter to threads on abortion totally missed the point. Like this one does. I personally am happy reading snark about infuriating Anna. But no need to slug the occasional tourist.
 
Nah, she’s no activist. She’s a super morbidly obese Morman virgin and has no skin in the game. Plus, she’s scared of losing her audience. It’s the news of the day so like a good influencer she’ll bring it up, but it’s done for the most part.

This is a job for Tess Holliday and I’ve deliberately ignored her thread today. Recovering from a bitch of a case of Covid and my head can’t take the screeching I’m sure is happening.

That Eye of the Tiger video is redeeming though. God, I forgot how gross the sweat in the crotch of those pink pants was. Good thing the nausea has passed!

I, too, am stuck at home with the coof and making that video was a real test for my stomach in its weakened state.

Anna is usually pretty quiet on the political front. I wonder if she’s suddenly vocal about this particular issue because she wants her followers to believe that an accidental pregnancy is in the realm of possibility for her. Typing that just made me nauseous again so I’ll see myself out.
 
Anna just admited she sold her house and moved:
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Lime green fantasy is following her up those stairs on the 2nd date. Don't try and carry her over the threshold.

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Can you imagine this being the way all your pants fit? I don't know about the other wimmins here but there are times I just want loose, comfy pants to lounge in. In all this time I've never seen her in something baggy or that didn't look like it was cutting off her circulation somewhere.

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I’ll bet anything her new house has no stairs.

A Disney live-in situation that would accommodate her frame is going to be very expensive, and I don’t think it’s for her. She can probably suffer through some indignities short time, but for a year? Nah. It’d be funny to see though!

Whatever she does, it won’t bring anybody but her “joy” and even then, only for a short time.
 
I can just believe her outrage being genuine. As grotesque as her body is, she is a woman. Why should this not shock her?
Because Anna's entire life revolves around her next meal, drink or opportunity for attention. Anna has never had a penis inside her, let alone had a pregnancy scare. She doesn't relate to other women that way and because her brain's center for empathy never developed (she can blame her parents for that I guess) she can't possible relate if it's not "personal" -- and the only things personal to Anna are influencer bullshit and BoPo shit.

Anna is the physical embodiment of an Amex pride decal slapped on the register.
 
Can you imagine this being the way all your pants fit? I don't know about the other wimmins here but there are times I just want loose, comfy pants to lounge in. In all this time I've never seen her in something baggy or that didn't look like it was cutting off her circulation somewhere.

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Imagine what an Anna-sized pair of JNCOs would look like.
 
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