DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Please for all that is holy in this world can we shut up about 1MM or at the very least make a thread for the fucking "theory"

This theory is being pushed by Snort Burnell too. Been noticing it as a running theme in their newer videos. Maybe other clip channels are also doing it.

Probably why so many dent-tractors are repeating it in here.

 

[Tears for T]

”Am I okay?”
No Phil, you are not okay in any way shape or form.

And, what a faggot

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Massive amounts of enraged throat clears to punish his viewers tonight

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Looks like the days of Total Wine and Rosie Derichs on the Collection are over. Phil's getting reliably beat by people who aren't exactly tournament level, but aren't as bad as him. Been on a losing spree, even. The excuses are flowing. Some dude literally just slapped his ass with HIS OWN BROKEN BULLSHIT BISON, locking him down hopelessly like he likes to do to Derichs, and he just went Dhalsim full tryhard, sweating. Lost anyway.

You know, I expected less from this collection but it's been alright.

EDIT: The dentspecs are off. I repeat, the dentspecs are off. Pig fully triggered. Tips goal invalid. Money buff BTFO.

EDIT 2: Fuck, some guy just beat him with Lilith. Now I'm no Darkstalkers expert but that chick looks low tier as fuck, like a worse version of Morrigan. The other guy was putting in so much work compared to Phil's Victor getting tons of damage for slapping her twice.

EDIT 3: "Kind of a bust" game. Setting up the return to Street Fighter 30th already, damn. Guess you poll voters that said less than a month will win. I voted 1 myself.

EDIT 4: Oh boyyy, the laggy Bison is back and he's slapping Phil's ass with the fury of a thousand suns. "This guy's an asshole! This guy's a douchebag! This guy needs a better internet connection! All he does is play CE Bison in lag! "The guy's a piece of shit! Jesus Christ this guy's a scumbag! He's like the definition of a scumbag! NO, REALLY! Fuck you! All he does is sit there with his terrible internet and gets away with cheating!" We got a new Gojitenks I guess. Phil even tried grapplers to counterpick, to absolutely no avail. Bison player even toying with him a little bit.

The salt is really good, those who liked salted pork should definitely check this out.

"What a piece of dogshit player and what a piece of dogshit human! Dog. Shit! That pisses me off, that people play like that." Phil is railing so hard on him for playing the overpowered Bison, in fact. It's silly because again, Phil plays that shit too. Guy needs to get a life apparently. Maybe he can get a declawed cat and a fhet Khet of his own? I dunno.

 

[Lazycunt]

why can't he just show us that its not him with evidence and then it'll be debunked?

Mate are you a fucking retard?
It's Phil so even if he did show us it would be blurry and show nothing,

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Throwing Jaxx under the bus lmao

 

[sentrandeti]

So fucking satisfying seeing him get wrecked by a bison doing the same shit he does

 

[Wasabi Panda]

one thing I will give phil credit on, there's A LOT of wifi warriors on PlayStation but it look like it's fine but my god can you feel it. It's really hard to prove without feeling it cause there's no connection anything on the UI. So like a little credit there but it's like most things. He'll have a point then use that point to be his be all end all excuse for why things happened. I've been playing as long as he has tonight and didn't get nearly as much lag as he complains about. Fought that plat/diamond felicia that kicked his ass, dude is really good.

my buttock is sore from the beating I got.

 

[Ptolemy]

He must be sick right? There has been an ungodly amount of throat clears.

Also, this guy is a retard for buying this game on two consoles. It's reminiscent of the shit he used to do back in the day buying ultimate editions and shit and returning the disc at GameStop for 10cents.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Some incredibly good salt from the end of stream tonight. As soon as he finds anyone else that knows how to play SF2 he just crumbles and becomes such an insane asshole.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil completely exceeding my expectations once again. I thought that he'd go back on his usual excuses about lheg, drahpped inputs etc. on week 2 when all the scrubs leave not on day 2, but this collection is the definition of a fighting game that's Dead on Arrival, so the scrubs left on day 1 rather than week 1 and all it is now is people who beat him
I'm sure the sub $60 pittance he got on each stream isn't helping him in his enjoyment of this collection either.

 

[Anya15]

Has DSP actually ever played any rhythm games? Watching his noodle arms holding a guitar and sausage fingers keep missing notes or having him awkwardly shuffle on a DDR mat would be comedy gold.

Oh, I would love to see him play project diva future tone. Would be beyond hilarious.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Blowing up on r/cringe again lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/vkhrcp/streamer_whines_about_a_federal_holiday

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I don’t understand why he bought two versions of this new fighting game collection on release, just makes no sense

 

[actually]

I don’t understand why he bought two versions of this new fighting game collection on release, just makes no sense

Sounds like one was bought for him, so that probably played into it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

From the /r/cringe thread

 

[Brother Wind]

This is my first time seeing him play Dark Stalkers; did Phil not configure shit properly, or did Capcom do their usual lazy shit and not use any of the translated material and just port the Japanese version?

Ranked defaults to JP version on I think all the games for very very autistic reasons. That in short come down to the JP versions are essentially the correct versions and that US censorship means that some frames are a bit jank.

Like even the Super Turbo tournament I watched today, used the JP version. And everyone in that event was a fucking American.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Phil’s exceeding my expectations on tapping out of this collection.

Really didn’t expect for him to have reality slapped across his stroke face for another month. Now I wonder how many sessions like tonight’s it will take to have him rage quit.

 

[Iron Father]

I hope someone compiles the highlights for those of us who can't or don't catch the restreams. Sounds hilarious and salty.

 

[Balr0g]

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Blowing up on r/cringe again lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/vkhrcp/streamer_whines_about_a_federal_holiday

It's the "going viral year" of Phil. First his epic tweet he just had to retweet over and over again (aka stroking his micro penne) and now getting all that exposure on Reddit which according to his stupid take made him hundreds of dollars (sure Phil sure)
Keep going Phil get that groove back get that vibe back we are ready for fun stuff