Community Tard Baby General (includes brain dead kids) - Fundies and their genetic Fuckups; Parents of corpses in denial

Aw jeepers! We've recently had to arrange a few funerals, will arrange another within the next few months, so the topic's come up a lot and we've been airing out our wishes and such, so getting them to finalize it online should be easy enough if I spend the 4th nagging and nagging and nagging. Thanks for the info! Reading about these details now, and realizing that I'm going to have to redo my own wishes.
"Listen, before you set off those fireworks, I have some documents I'd like you to sign."

If anyone's of an age/chronicity where it makes sense, ask about a POLST/MOLST at the next routine doctor's visit. That's a mini-advance directive signed by the PCP and (most states) filed at a central agency, so a hospital can call and ask for a copy of the most recent version faxed to them any hour of the night.

Anecdotally, end-of-life decisions only get all lawyer-y when the family is deeply divided and able to fund lawyers, or when there's a big estate in the balance. Otherwise, there's anger and recriminations, but just at the family-splitting emotional level, not court.

The requirements for a legally sound advance directive are usually straightforward, not a lot of places for loopholes to hide. Being properly prepared is going to save emotional turmoil and guilt much more than it's going to prevent legal issues. It's still such a relief for everyone to have the patient's wishes recorded clearly.
 
No, they don’t adopt those, because the majority of children in foster care are black and/or have special needs, which includes severe physical or psychological disabilities. Why deal with that mess when you can have a nice, clean, healthy white or white-passing baby?

There are some Christians who have adopted non-white children. John McCain was among them. His adopted daughter, who is of South Asian descent, was called his “secret black love child” during the presidential primary of 2008 as a way the good Christian members of his own party could disparage him. Other good Christians who have adopted children from Africa have subjected those children to extreme abuse, even worse than the physical and sexual abuse they already inflict on their own biological children, as detailed in the Quiverfull threads here on BP (for anyone not familiar with our board). Given these examples, I would prefer that God’s chosen kindly shut the fuck up about saving us all from abortion and groomers.
Ibram X Kendi got railed by colorblind conservatives over this but he's right. There's a racial element to it and it's due to the fact that same race babies and parents do better than mixed race ones.

I was also on a Storm front esque forum once and someone there who worked in adoption and foster care said none of these pro lifers adopted the crack or meth addicted black babies. Not a one. They didn't even adopt the Hispanic kids. They wanted the white ones.

Maybe states like Texas deserve all the anchor babies.
Weren't some of the kids who were beaten to death as a result of To Train Up a Child overseas adoptees?

Tbh I'm not sure how long red states will even be able to keep abortion bans in place before getting completely overrun by fucked up kids and unwanted spuds. It's not like they take care of the ones they already have. Wonder if they'll try shipping them to other states? Or if they'll have to losen the criteria for what gets them taken by CPS
They'll keep them. For their voter base. They will never embrace eugenic policies. They'll just bitch about the cost. Because maternity care is communism.
These are the parts that I'm interested in. Back in Ireland we had a robust history of religious institutionalization for 'fallen' women, their children and the disabled to keep the 'unmentionable' aspects of an abortion ban out of public consciousness AND capitalize on their labor. Countless women and children died or were irrevocably harmed. The US doesn't even have that already installed, just a black hole of instability. It's truly horrifying.

Possibly OT but relevant recent Irish reproductive history wiki links for those wanting a quick info dump:
These stories made me more pro choice than I already was. Heck even reading what women did before Roe highlights the need for safe access. Savita was deliberately killed. Another user here argued she wasn't, it was just hospital mismanagement, but she was murdered. She had a right to that abortion. They killed her.

This has already happened in Poland yet no politician cares to ease it.
 
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She also was presented a bible and drawning by someone.
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The real question is how many will be born before prolifers realize you can't have forced pregnancy AND deny all support services and resources needed to care for a child, let alone a seriously fucked up one.

Shit, don't pretty much all red states have higher rates of diabetes? I'd imagine beetus-related horrowshows like Kim's dead flipper and Nutella fetuses will become much more common.

If a Thunderdomer managed to spawn a tard baby they'd probably rape it tbh.
America is the only nation that doesn't have childcare, maternity leave or any kind of help for new mothers. In fact child support laws in the 1920s caused a fuss because deadbeat men didn't want to pay.

Maple Land may be a failed state but we have that stuff here. Expensive as fuck to have a baby and white women aren't incentivized but you get the point.

The only gore they care about are the "rip and tear" babies. Have them look at vaginal atrophy or the vagina coming out because of so much childbirth.

Oklahoma and Texas are beyond fucked. They think an embryo with no brain and no heart is a full person.
There's going to have to be an underground abortion railroad. Irish women have been coming to England for abortions for years. I think there's charities that help them travel. I see a lot of abortion gofuckmes in the future.
Mexico. They're going to go to Mexico. Because women there threatened to burn down the Presidential palace. American women won't do that because of J6. They left the streets.

And oh, every single male I've seen celebrating this pulls a NIMBY when it comes to child support. "It's not my baby, why should I care?"

You wanted those kids alive, jackass.
Any chance we can direct all the celebrating Republicunts in A&N over to this thread and show them the best/worst of Jaxon, the Hartley Hooligans, and whoever else and congratulate them on what awaits on the off chance they can reproduce and shit goes downhill?
Better yet. Take them to a foster care center. Have them walk around. Give them the papers and tell them they're not leaving without a kid.

You'd see things change.
 
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The bible came from a really fucking wierd bloke. He previously attached himself to the Evans family. He's like a groupie who tries to get close to the families in these cases.

I forget where I saw it may have a screenshot somewhere in the archives, I'll add it if I find it. He turned up outside the hospital for the Evans or Gard case (Evans i think) with a car full of oxygen cylinders in the expectation that he was going to be part of the escape bid and somehow use the cylinders to keep the dead baby going. He's a proper psycho who involves himself in all these cases.
 
The bible came from a really fucking wierd bloke. He previously attached himself to the Evans family. He's like a groupie who tries to get close to the families in these cases.

I forget where I saw it may have a screenshot somewhere in the archives, I'll add it if I find it. He turned up outside the hospital for the Evans or Gard case (Evans i think) with a car full of oxygen cylinders in the expectation that he was going to be part of the escape bid and somehow use the cylinders to keep the dead baby going. He's a proper psycho who involves himself in all these cases.
Sounds like he'd make an excellent addition to the site if there's enough of an online presence.
 
Sounds like he'd make an excellent addition to the site if there's enough of an online presence.
Lemme go rummage thru my screenshot collection. He's very active on the army page, definitely been posted in some screenshots already.

On further inspection he seems to be a conspiracy theorist who attaches himself to every misguided protest about anything. Online presence limited to Facebook but he's locked his past posts down.

Edit. Didn't find the screenshot yet but did find this message lurking in an inbox I'd not checked for a few days

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And a bonus Hollie interview accusing the hospital of starving Archie. The interviewers face says it all.
 
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I can't even with A&H on this Roe v. Wade stuff. I mean, I knew we had incels hanging around the place, but the sheer amount of tards jeering "in your face, baby-killing hoes!" is beyond the pale.

The U.S. is slowly sliding into Latin America, guns for everyone, abortions for none, women are either chained up pregnant to the kitchen sink or sent to the street corner while their pre-teen sons get sent off to do their first gang drive-by.

Sorry, lady with an inside-out abomination in your womb, that precious innocent 'life' is more important than the slow, months-long torture you will have to endure of growing the thing for months only to give birth, watch it die in pain after a few hours, and go home from the hospital with empty arms. Hope it doesn't fuck up your bits beyond repair, but it's not like you're a fully actualized human being you dumb hoebag (you're a married Christian with two other kids? Eh. I'm sure you did something.)

Honestly, Roe was never a right that should have rested on something as dumb as a right to privacy and I've thought the supreme court was a bad idea since Bush v. Gore... what ought to have been a politically-neutral judicial branch has long been yet another hack partisan oligarchy with way too much power.

Is anyone interested in fixing this? Apparently not, because the libs are too busy blaming RBG for dying at the wrong moment like she was their star QB tearing his Achilles the day before the Superbowl. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. The entire system is fucked.
 
I can't even with A&H on this Roe v. Wade stuff. I mean, I knew we had incels hanging around the place, but the sheer amount of tards jeering "in your face, baby-killing hoes!" is beyond the pale.

The U.S. is slowly sliding into Latin America, guns for everyone, abortions for none, women are either chained up pregnant to the kitchen sink or sent to the street corner while their pre-teen sons get sent off to do their first gang drive-by.

Sorry, lady with an inside-out abomination in your womb, that precious innocent 'life' is more important than the slow, months-long torture you will have to endure of growing the thing for months only to give birth, watch it die in pain after a few hours, and go home from the hospital with empty arms. Hope it doesn't fuck up your bits beyond repair, but it's not like you're a fully actualized human being you dumb hoebag (you're a married Christian with two other kids? Eh. I'm sure you did something.)

Honestly, Roe was never a right that should have rested on something as dumb as a right to privacy and I've thought the supreme court was a bad idea since Bush v. Gore... what ought to have been a politically-neutral judicial branch has long been yet another hack partisan oligarchy with way too much power.

Is anyone interested in fixing this? Apparently not, because the libs are too busy blaming RBG for dying at the wrong moment like she was their star QB tearing his Achilles the day before the Superbowl. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. The entire system is fucked.
I think blue states will largely carry on the same, but yeah red states will probably just become full Latin America-tier violent, poverty-filled shitholes. Hell some parts of the South are already that bad tbh.

I think ultimately the populations in red states will decline from this shit between all the girls/women dying from pregnancy or coathanger shit, the fact that there's about to be a huge surge in women getting surgically sterilized, and people just straight up moving away.

At least we'll get plenty of spuds.
 
I think blue states will largely carry on the same, but yeah red states will probably just become full Latin America-tier violent, poverty-filled shitholes. Hell some parts of the South are already that bad tbh.

I think ultimately the populations in red states will decline from this shit between all the girls/women dying from pregnancy or coathanger shit, the fact that there's about to be a huge surge in women getting surgically sterilized, and people just straight up moving away.

At least we'll get plenty of spuds.
Yep. Just need to wait until the government notices the spud problem. Or something.
 
The one solace I find is looking forward to the cow moms like Derek's mom who post their spuds all over TikTok to show how special their abomination is.
Maybe that's what this generation needs? TikTok feeds full of Dereks, Jaxons, Hartley Hooligans, and Tinslees shoved down their throat every time they open their apps.

See, but the spud showdown is funny precisely because you have to be a certain kind of cow to bring a spud to term. The kind of cow who enjoys showing off your meat puppet on instagram and interpreting every wayward twitch as evidence of modern-medicine defying intelligence and spiritual integrity.

What is not funny is the non-cows who bring spuds to term to donate their organs like that lady 20 pages back before the Archie saga. Or the ones who do not wish to terminate for religious reasons but let their tater tard go with a hell of a lot more dignity than I put in this sentence. The ones we don't ever hear about.

I am pissed that the motto of this generation is shaping up to be from schlocky horror that was written to describe nothing like it, but has nevertheless nailed the Zeitgeist of elderly vessels with advanced dementia, Jahi corpse-idols and tard babies: sometimes dead is better.
 
Hollie admited that Archie is running a fever with an infection.
Good lad, this is the way. you can end this before your mad mother drags out the court case any longer. I believe in you. Be a real #sepsiswarrior.

She's been talking about the money going to a "good send off" for him so she's tacitly acknowledging even she doesn't believe her own bullshit. She knows he's not going to survive.

The longer it goes on the more I think these drug rumours are true and she's desperately trying to run away from the consequences.
 
Stupid question but how can you have an infection when, for all intents and purposes, you're dead? Isn't that just decay at that point? Is it just bacteria spreading more and more now that there's very little resources to fight it? Genuinely curious.
I’m gonna guess that it’s still an infection if the body’immune system is still fighting it.

A good question though, I hope some med folks answer!
 
Yep. Just need to wait until the government notices the spud problem. Or something.
The spud problem getting too damn expensive for red states to want to deal with is unironically what I think will be most likely to make red states allow abortion again. If there's one thing red states hate doing more than anything else, it's spending tax money on shit that actually helps state residents (especially kids and disabled ppl)
 
Stupid question but how can you have an infection when, for all intents and purposes, you're dead? Isn't that just decay at that point? Is it just bacteria spreading more and more now that there's very little resources to fight it? Genuinely curious.
It probably is continued sepsis regardless of how the mother wants to say he "beat it"
 
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