🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[break these cuffs]

He got bullied right out of his style 1990’s compression socks. Sad. Ralph had to turn up the slimming filter to 12 to feel better.

I don't think he got bullied out of them. I can't say with 100% certainty due to picture quality, but I believe he's wearing them folded over so they go back down into his shoe and look like ankle socks. Which is even more pathetic if true. What socks do you wear when the only ones you packed cause women to laugh at you?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Is it a word that might cost $100k, Ralph?

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EDIT: Ralph is still deciding if he should return to the courthouse:

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[Magic Sun Daddy]

No one can be bothered to cancel Ralph because he's a literal nobody.

Ralph continues:

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Note how he blurred out Faith's Twitter username.

About to head out again:
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Full picture:

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Just my two cents but judging from his legs, it looks like mild folliculitis (I doubt it though) or it could just be simply insect bites.

Continued from earlier:
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Ralph asks his fans to not harass these people:
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Everytime I see a full body picture of Ralph my mind defaults into believing that it's a Photoshop job done to make him look stupid. I can't get over how stumpy he is. He's fat but not wide, he has short arms, pencil thin legs, and a massive head. I'm not even trying to insult him, his body proportions are just so bizarre that I can't help acknowledge it.

 

[Dr_Greenthumb]

Full picture:

reminded me of something recent...

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Is it a word that might cost $100k, Ralph?
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EDIT: Ralph is still deciding if he should return to the courthouse:
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I mean the alternative is spending time with his baby mama and infant daughter.

He’s going to be pissed if nobody tells him they can’t get enough of Ralph waddling around DC

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I mean the alternative is spending time with his baby mama and infant daughter.

He’s going to be pissed if nobody tells him they can’t get enough of Ralph waddling around DC

Reluctantly his guntwashers showed up immediately to re-affirm what he already knew he was planning to do anyway. Guaranteed positive replies and all of that.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Reluctantly his guntwashers showed up immediately to re-affirm what he already knew he was planning to do anyway. Guaranteed positive replies and all of that.

Pantsu can’t argue with the Gunt’s adoring public. Ralph should ask them if he should beat up some libtards tonight too.

Ralph drug Pantsu to AC to sit in a hotel for three days why wouldn’t he drag her to his hotel in DC? Is she not down with the having hooker threesomes while Rozy sleeps?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Pantsu can’t argue with the Gunt’s adoring public. Ralph should ask them if he should beat up some libtards tonight too.

Ralph drug Pantsu to AC to sit in a hotel for three days why wouldn’t he drag her to his hotel in DC? Is she not down with the having hooker threesomes while Rozy sleeps?

Or a worse fate of having Corinne interact with their child.

 

[JustStopDude]

I love that Ralph abandons his kid, to drive to a city that is a nightmare to park and get around, even under the best conditions, let alone when there is a shitload of protesters acting like idiots, and all of this is for an amount of superchat money, that I wouldn't get out of bed for.

He makes himself miserable for pocket change. Kids, this is why you need to get a real degree in college that leads to a career, or you go into the trades.

 

[Tonberry]

Sorry, kind of an off-topic post, nothing to do with Ralph. This is my special needs cousin, he showed up at the Antifa protests today and I'm really proud of how far he's come. He still struggles with technology and can't write coherent sentences but he's slowly making progress. Can you believe the doctors declared him braindead?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Sorry, kind of an off-topic post, nothing to do with Ralph. This is my special needs cousin, he showed up at the Antifa protests today and I'm really proud of how far he's come. He still struggles with technology and can't write coherent sentences but he's slowly making progress. Can you believe the doctors declared him braindead?

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His eyes are so freakish looking since the first Portugal beating. He really does look mentally challenged.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Sorry, kind of an off-topic post, nothing to do with Ralph. This is my special needs cousin, he showed up at the Antifa protests today and I'm really proud of how far he's come. He still struggles with technology and can't write coherent sentences but he's slowly making progress. Can you believe the doctors declared him braindead?

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Your cousin's piss stain jaundice yellowed skin tone is coming across quite nicely. Especially the cherubic rozy red cheeks on top of the tomato head topped with stale yogurt. Ethan could learn something from this high energy fashion sense.

I would really love to see Ralph with a tweed cap, just saying.

 

[veri]

Ralph encounters a magical negro barista at Starbucks:

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Naturally Gunt has to mention that he's black and a big fan. "I tend to get recognized more around DC, for some reason". I think you know the reason, Ralph.

translation: i want this based black man to fuck my wife!

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ralph can't stop fulfilling GOD'S PLAN:

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No description given but Ralph certainly wants the world to know one particular fact about someone they've met:

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EDIT: I hope your sources are reliable when it comes to gossip. We shouldn't even imagine where any of that kind of information could have come from, right?

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[DewsLit]

EDIT: I hope your sources are reliable when it comes to gossip. We shouldn't even imagine where any of that kind of information could have come from, right?

Very smooth, Ralph. Like a guntling in a china shop.

 

[Keranu]

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Can this sped faced retard look anymore like a midget from the lolipop guild? Dragon Master Dan must've felt such delight repeatedly punching that big ole potato head in.

 

[AltisticRight]

Notice how much this pig tweets when he's away from his paedophile stallion and ReRollRozy?
Look at this:

He really doesn't want to spend any time with his forever GF mare and his gacha reroll.

Compared to Keffals.

Sad. Basically dominated, even though he has that stupid tick on the bird app.


Blue = away from child and steed. Red = with.

Imagine having such a worthless deadbeat as your father.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

What happened Ralph? Filters weren't working properly because of low light? Forgot to stretch your neck out as much as possible to look "thin"?
Also:

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I'm sure you not streaming/recording the confrontation and running away in an Uber has nothing to do with you being scared for your life. Besides you previously talked about walking to your car, why take an Uber? Either too morbidly obese to walk or too scared that antifa trannies were gonna get you. Maybe both.

reminded me of something recent...

This is amazing, he's at the 5 year old level, that's why he looks so bizarre, his body never grew past that point but his head and gunt did.

 

[smellybutthole]

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What happened Ralph? Filters weren't working properly because of low light? Forgot to stretch your neck out as much as possible to look "thin"?

Filters still wouldn't hide that all his clothes look like they are made out of tea towels.
Someone that has a history of incontinence should really avoid wearing all white.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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What happened Ralph? Filters weren't working properly because of low light? Forgot to stretch your neck out as much as possible to look "thin"?
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I'm sure you not streaming/recording the confrontation and running away in an Uber has nothing to do with you being scared for your life. Besides you previously talked about walking to your car, why take an Uber? Either too morbidly obese to walk or too scared that antifa trannies were gonna get you. Maybe both.

This is amazing, he's at the 5 year old level, that's why he looks so bizarre, his body never grew past that point but his head and gunt did.

Ralph trying to use slimming and beauty filters is hilarious. There was some WaPo protest stream that Gunt walked by and you could see him in his full morbidly obese, eczema ridden glory.

Is he now using a video filter to during his streams at home too? I wonder if he can find one that will balance his eyes.