When your mum trims your penis with a bowl and the kitchen scissors to save money
Imagine an (actual) man in a new relationship saying "I find that now that I have the option to penetrate, it just doesn't feel as important anymore. If I don't penetrate, it's because I don't feel like it."
I wish we had a "Jewish Content" rating.
She can't penetrate her boyfriend because he keeps clenching his buttcheeks when she walks in the room.
And then came dinner and she served a bowl… a bowl of penis trimmings
Necrosis has been known as a universal male experience, didn't ya'll know?
No, in fact we've gone back to shoving maggots in wounds to keep it at bay. And if you go necrotic even doing all the aftercare and sterilization, it's usually a reflection of the surgeon.
Every phallo tard always mentions how they are completly happy with their penis. I wonder why.
It is like a real life version of this...
Surprised they haven't found a girly nickname for it. Like, 'oh hayyy it's been two weeks and half of it has a lil necri, just a teeeeny patch of crocro on my todger.'
Well we know for sure that PCOS, which in part involves elevated testosterone levels, predisposes women to type two diabetes and heart disease.
They also cuss a lot. There’s a distinctive weird FTM writing style.
The cussing precedes the trooning out in my observation, otherwise I'd say they were trying to overcompensate with what they think is a "tough" masculine way of speaking. But no, they were foul-mouthed from the start so it's overcompensating in some other way- trying to be funny and cool perhaps, by aping phrases they hear from the worst of pop culture. If they are autists, as so many are, that would check out.
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