DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

This theory is being pushed by Snort Burnell too. Been noticing it as a running theme in their newer videos. Maybe other clip channels are also doing it.

Probably why so many dent-tractors are repeating it in here.

Whoever it is, is wasting money on Phil, and that's enough for me, internal specutarding aside, maybe it is a rumor mill that gets Phil anxious when Dents will question who gives da muhnies to, but then they are gullible as fuck after all

I'm more concerned about the scams Phil already successfully pulls off, and how amazing he memoryholes it especially the shower and now his espresso machine...

Dude's gonna beg extra hard how much coffee will hit his wallet no matter what, and that's a W for me too

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Keep going Phil get that groove back get that vibe back we are ready for fun stuff

Can't wait everyone, we'll have so much fun!

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Don't worry guys, I'm sure Street Fighter 6 will save the streams.
We just need to endure for 7 more months, then everything will be fine.

EDIT:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look at this beggar's shirt



Edit2: it is just his chair in the background. Tricked by his 480p camera

 

[DownwardFowl]

From the /r/cringe thread
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[RaidenAUndertale]

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Man the leaks are gonna be juicy.

Don't worry guys, I'm sure Street Fighter 6 will save the streams.
We just need to endure for 7 more months, then everything will be fine.

EDIT:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look at this beggar's shirt

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Are those...sweat pads of some sort? What are those?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Are those...sweat pads of some sort? What are those?

Its worse.
They're holes.

Edit:
I just realized that he changed his shirt between the streams.
So does this mean he went and took a shower, and then decided to wear a shirt with holes in it.
Knowing fully well that he will be on camera later this evening.
He is literally behaving like a child.

Edit2: not holes, it is his chair in the background.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Its worse.
They're holes.

lmao this nigga dresses straight up like a hobo, actually that's an insult to them as at least they dress the part, Phil looks like he pulls up to a stream wearing all the clothes he picked up in the pop culture man-child section at Goodwill. Never mind, shitty image quality.

I highly doubt he doesn't dress any different when he leaves the house, in the kat leaked walrus pic you can see he wears those gaymer shirts outside when he drives around his frequented establishments, next to those latte sipping Seattle hipsters Phil here must stick out like a sore thumb.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

lmao this nigga dresses straight up like a hobo, actually that's an insult to them as at least they dress the part, Phil looks like he pulls up to a stream wearing all the clothes he picked up in the pop culture man-child section at Goodwill.

Nevermind, I was tricked by his 480p camera.
Just watched Piece's stream during the segment and realized that these aren't holes, but rather his chair in the background.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I hope someone compiles the highlights for those of us who can't or don't catch the restreams. Sounds hilarious and salty.

I've actually been thinking of doing clip videos of him getting beaten in Street Beggar, especially of matches that gave post-loss cope sessions. The only problem is that I'm lazy. Maybe when I go on vacation next month I'll start clipping.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

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Some incredibly good salt from the end of stream tonight. As soon as he finds anyone else that knows how to play SF2 he just crumbles and becomes such an insane asshole.

I really love when he resorts to calling people pieces of shit because of lag

Like everyone who’s ever lagged against him is some sort of malicious monsters who’s intentionally doing this

He can’t ever just be a normal person and say “man this sucks, it’s kinda laggy” he just jumps straight to insults and attacks the persons character, it’s such a Dave thing

 

[Balr0g]

I really love when he resorts to calling people pieces of shit because of lag

Like everyone who’s ever lagged against him is some sort of malicious monsters who’s intentionally doing this

He can’t ever just be a normal person and say “man this sucks, it’s kinda laggy” he just jumps straight to insults and attacks the persons character, it’s such a Dave thing

For someone who wants others to be jailed because he is allegedly the target of online insults and abuse (like what Japan has recently codified into law) he sure commits a lot of online crime. Would be a shame if he gets in trouble for it

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

He can’t ever just be a normal person and say “man this sucks, it’s kinda laggy” he just jumps straight to insults and attacks the persons character, it’s such a Dave thing

Phil's obsession with being not only the aggreived party but that people are working against him is almost psychotic, any story he rambles on about will involve Phil being the innocent one and someone else is out to fool/cheat/lie their way to get one over on him. Youtubers, FGC people, former friends, randomers he plays against on online games, they're all using devilish tactics that Phil would never stoop to so as to gain some sort of advantage, any time somenoe does better than him it's because they're doing it through underhand means.

 

[Anime Goddess]

Maybe a bit off topic, bit still very curious,

How can I get that tool you guys used to know DSP‘s tweets and his discord account were from the same person? I don’t think I even know the name of the software

Honestly that tool seems amazing. I did try to google it, but got nothing,

 

[ChrisR2]

What DSP said about Gojitenks is absolutely unacceptable. This goes far beyond his typical bullshit.

https://youtu.be/0TBl7hbanPg?t=2490

 

[We Are The Witches]

Maybe a bit off topic, bit still very curious,

How can I get that tool you guys used to know DSP‘s tweets and his discord account were from the same person? I don’t think I even know the name of the software

Honestly that tool seems amazing. I did try to google it, but got nothing,

If you're referring to this one, you will not find it online. It is custom software made by that Kiwifarmer, the name seems to be "Coeus, Titan of the Inquisitive Mind".

If you're interested in that type of software, look into stylometric analysis. However I believe you're bound to have false positives if you're doing samples with small Internet posts (like let's say Tweets), if the sample you're comparing to is not big enough, or if the person you're supposedly inspecting is competent enough to willingly adopt another writing style (which isn't that hard on the Internet).

 

[DownwardFowl]

Nevermind, I was tricked by his 480p camera.
Just watched Piece's stream during the segment and realized that these aren't holes, but rather his chair in the background.

Says something about his physique when his chair is mistaken for the upper torso

 

[Philbo Beggins]

I hope someone compiles the highlights for those of us who can't or don't catch the restreams. Sounds hilarious and salty.

Here's a tidbit..

 

[strandedcastaway]

I was expecting a big (financial) day for DSP considering how giddy he was on the prestream, trying to be funny and in a good mood (for him). Guess by last night the ass-kickings and relatively low tips had him back to his usual foul mood.

Always funny watching the pig flail around, thanks for the clips.

 

[Balr0g]

I was expecting a big (financial) day for DSP considering how giddy he was on the prestream, trying to be funny and in a good mood (for him). Guess by last night the ass-kickings and relatively low tips had him back to his usual foul mood.

Always funny watching the pig flail around, thanks for the clips.

He got his 200$ tithe from whale Jaxx but that whale blew his load too soon. I am curious how his coming retro streams will turn out. especially since he is considering FF VII which was his "inspiration" to make Propject 7 (in a way to shit on said game if I remember correctly) If he plays it at least he has the option to skip out of the "gay scene with Cloud and the Don

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP said slayer wanted something else, reacting to something or some shit, not just a private striptease video.
DSP just said his patreon video corrupted first, then the mic went out the 2nd time. Very believable.
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Mic is fine every single day but suddenly has a 'problem' while making a patreon videos

He's Derich with money. He's so socially stunted he doesn't get that Phil wants him to fuck off (but still give money, obviously), so he's going to badger Phil into doing shit, and I love it.

He's an ironic troll now.