Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TurdFondler]

Jack just talked about buying meat at ethnic grocers but now he's not using goat?

Coulda done a crossover

 

[captkrisma]

The "that's like saying the original burger had cheddar" thing is confounding. Sure, goat isn't as common in the US, but it's still available; changing the main protein out in a recipe is a whole different thing than changing out the type of topping. You'd think a skilled, intrepid YouTube culinary magus like Jack "The Rotten Grasp" Scalfani could source things to make it truly special and authentic.

If I make a chicken quesadilla and then replace the chicken with steak, it's no longer a chicken quesadilla.

The actual way to make birrila tacos has more than 3 steps, so expect Jack to utterly ruin this one.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I enjoy it when Jack tries (poorly) to identify and follow YouTube/TikTok trends.

Wish someone would turn him on to Ordinary Sausage. Sausage (when you don't add jellybeans) is easily keto, and Jack loves wrapping his lips around meat, so that'd be a slam-dunk. He might get some new viewers; the suspense would be amazing, waiting for him to accidentally add his stroke hand to the grinder.

Just having him attempt to make sausage would be hilarious. You need two hands to do so and your first few attempts until you get the feel for it are going to suck.

It's perfect for him.

Good christ. I mean I'm all for fusion cuisine and experimenting, especially if you have a cook that knows more than pre-school kitchen technique, but eggs Benedict are practically a perfect dish unaltered and it's a crime to fuck with it to this extent.

You can mess with Eggs Benny if you really want to by changing the protein under the egg. Use smoked salmon instead of ham / Canadian bacon. Use regular bacon or prosciutto. Swap out the meat for sauteed spinach or mushrooms. Or add herbs to your Hollandaise to change the overall taste. There's loads of ways you can modify Eggs Benny.

But this thing he showed? Sorry. That just looks nasty.

Jack just talked about buying meat at ethnic grocers but now he's not using goat?

Coulda done a crossover

He meant "normal" meat. Not that stuff that ethnic people eat. He's 'Murican and that means the only meats that pass his lips are beef, pork, chicken and whichever of Tammy's bulls he's blowing to get them ready.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just having him attempt to make sausage would be hilarious. You need two hands to do so and your first few attempts until you get the feel for it are going to suck.

It's perfect for him.

Jack might get impatient and just wrap his lips around the nozzle; perfectly rare meat and you don't even have to chew.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That looks fucking disgusting

 

[DarkShark]

I make barbacoa once a week using my grandmas recipe and if anyone ever asked me to put hollandaise on it they would become part of the dish. That’s just disgusting.

Can’t wait to see jackass ruin barbacoa!

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

In search of the next gimmick that will definitely revive his dead channel, August is now officially dedicated to meat and carb slop. RIP keeeeetoo

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Good idea. Do it in August when it is scorching hot and no one wants comfort food. Never change Jack.

 

[ZipDisk]

What an [OBJ], the reason he said "no repeats" is because having to read something more than once makes him cry like a baby.

People should just suggest salads or things that require two hands to make.

 

[Acceptable]

So his entire diet basically . Never change jack. Never change

Edit I was ninjad on that last senctance lmao

 

[desudesu]

In search of the next gimmick that will definitely revive his dead channel, August is now officially dedicated to meat and carb slop. RIP keeeeetoo

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Ah yes, this must be the “graphic design is my passion” sort of quality work that Jagoff promotes for TJ Services.

 

[abobe]

Based on his likes from the post where he asked people to submit their comfort food, these are the recipes he will probably be doing. Chicken Alfredo, Clam chowder in a bread bowl, fried green tomatoes, brennende kjærlighet (potato, onions and bacon dish) and chicken fried steak.

Ah yes, this must be the “graphic design is my passion” sort of quality work that Jagoff promotes for TJ Services.

"Youtube" in Cooper Black really ties it all together.

 

[captkrisma]

My comfort food is Il Timpano. Ball's in your court, Jack.

 

[TurdFondler]

On a scorching hot summer day I love a nice big bowl of heavy cream!!

And watch he'll do a bbq series in February

 

[Tiresome]

My comfort food is Il Timpano. Ball's in your court, Jack.

My comfort food is surströmming, because I want to see if there's flesh so repulsive that even the wendigo wouldn't eat it. We might even see Jack's bucket hat launch right off his head as the ravenous spirit flees his mortal carcass in terror.

 

[salmonellajack]

I really feel this comfort food idea will finally turn his channel into a success and start bringing in the big bucks.

 

[arthurdaley]

If I make a chicken quesadilla and then replace the chicken with steak, it's no longer a chicken quesadilla.

The actual way to make birrila tacos has more than 3 steps, so expect Jack to utterly ruin this one.

I think you'll find he'll add one-year-old frozen beef to his instant pot with 20 varieties of canned vegetables and beef broth for his magic '20 minutes'

 

[rubytintedchix]

During our vacation this past week, I got bored on the ride and started digging more into some of Jack’s older videos. I saw at some point, although I do not recall what video, that Jack has a Roku channel. Did we know this?

Screenshots from the Roku channel store:




BTW Yes, it’s still available for download. I pulled it down when we got back home.

When you go into the app, it looks like videos are populated based on his playlists, although it’s only as recent as last year’s videos. Did Jack stop paying the app developer?

Btw, the App Dev is AlterEgo Digital and can be found here: https://alterego.digital/en/about/

There is no pricing or anything like that listed for any services that they offer. It looks like they want you to call for that.

The app rating seems rather high for a Jack creation as well. 238 5.0 positive reviews? Sure Jan.

Also to note: there are ads that play during the videos, but they appear to come from the app platform itself and not YouTube. I think someone is getting money for plays here, but I doubt it’s Jack.

Edit: noticed a spelling error.

 

[Super Hans]

During our vacation this past week, I got bored on the ride and started digging more into some of Jack’s older videos. I saw at some point, although I do not recall what video, that Jack has a Roku channel. Did we know this?

Screenshots from the Roku channel store:

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BTW Yes, it’s still available for download. I pulled it down when we got back home.

When you go into the app, it looks like videos are populated based on his playlists, although it’s only as recent as last year’s videos. Did Jack stop paying the app developer?

Btw, the App Dev is AlterEgo Digital and can be found here: https://alterego.digital/en/about/

There is no pricing or anything like that listed for any services that they offer. It looks like they want you to call for that.

The app ratinf seems rather high for a Jack creation as well. 238 5.0 positive reviews? Sure Jan.

Also to note: there are ads that play during the videos, but they appear to come from the app platform itself and not YouTube. I think someone is getting money for plays here, but I doubt it’s Jack.

I like how to throw off the scent of fuckery going on, Jack paid for a odd number of bots instead of a 4.3 rating.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

I have no words.