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[FatSlobbe]

I remember Tina looking cuter a few years ago, she was slimmer, just like Lindsay.

I'm sorry how did it go from this...
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To this?

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Not to Brosnan-shame a man, but goddamn.

Jesus christ look at the size of that thing. Who could have guessed a tumblr whore would end up the size of a house and having retarded social/political views.

 

[Pig Boss]

Courtney. They met when the guys were still doing Internet Box and she wasn't really mentioned often in AH content. Not any drama to say about it but they did meet online as a result of him being in RT/AH.

What about Nycole? She was one of the hangers on for a while, right?

 

[Scuttle]

Burnie's Law: Every woman affiliated or tangentially affiliated with RoosterTeeth will, at some point, whore themselves out on OnlyFans for money, become a broken Danger Hair, or both.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Burnie's Law: Every woman affiliated or tangentially affiliated with RoosterTeeth will, at some point, whore themselves out on OnlyFans for money, become a broken Danger Hair, or both.

Apparently “gets really fat” may also be on that docket.

 

[Zync]

Burnie's Law: Every woman affiliated or tangentially affiliated with RoosterTeeth will, at some point, whore themselves out on OnlyFans for money, become a broken Danger Hair, or both.

Kathleen Zuelch escaped Burnie's Law. Didn't they force her out because she criticized Barb for acting like a dumb whore? Amusing considering how things have turned out.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Kathleen Zuelch escaped Burnie's Law. Didn't they force her out because she criticized Barb for acting like a dumb whore? Amusing considering how things have turned out.

Yeah, she accused both Barbara and Burned wife of sucking dick for their positions. She's yet to be proven wrong

 

[Random Internet Person]

Kathleen Zuelch escaped Burnie's Law. Didn't they force her out because she criticized Barb for acting like a dumb whore? Amusing considering how things have turned out.

Yeah, she accused both Barbara and Burned wife of sucking dick for their positions. She's yet to be proven wrong

And since then, all Glynda has had is one still in front of a TV.

 

[Aknowledge Jontron]

What about Nycole? She was one of the hangers on for a while, right?

I don't believe she actually dated anyone but she was close friends with the whole Internet Box crew.

 

[del_toid]

Yeah, she accused both Barbara and Burned wife of sucking dick for their positions. She's yet to be proven wrong

Was this in a tweet or something?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Was this in a tweet or something?

A series of drunk tweets that are now deleted, and not properly archived because it happened before this thread started and RT fans would rather unperson her and say she was toxic.

 

[Tom Honks]

off topic #340
it stars Michael ,lindsey, BK, and Trevor

-opens on Trevor telling a story about Michael and his lactose intolerant and how he was acting cause he was in pain...the full story is placed right in the beginning a literal minute passes and then the normal intro comes in.

-they talk about Trevor acting "normal" and Trevor hams it up and begins yelling loudly and waving his hands while saying " I'M BEING NORMAL" after the yelling he states that's his branD, Lindsay chimes in that Trevor is very Jim Carey esque.

-Michael also says that Trevor has been on a bit freak kick lately, Trevor retorts back that "normalcy is is is is is is is a thin veneer stretched taught or the inner freak and sometimes the veneer cracks and the freak slips out.

-they talk about stenographers and how the keyboard is not qwerty but Trevor States it types with sounds and bk says "kinda like Japanese all their letters are sounds" and how people are probably old that are stenographers. Bk wonders where the origin of the word stenographers came from. bk mind is blown on how the keyboard works.

-they talk about tv shows like the boys, supernatural, grays anatomy, etc. etc. pretty boring overall

-more nothing is talked about

-they talk about the Star Wars prequels and how the are getting some love after all this time.and certain characters and some minor lore. they mention red letter media kinda got his fame cause of the stars wars reviews and his character he played, Lindsay says she was dissapointed with prequels cause they were boring but was fine with the original ones.

-they talk about how the new Star Wars are bad so now the prequel are good and other bullshit about Star Wars and more stuff I don't really know a lot about.

-finally reached the story in that was shown at the beginning and its about how Trevor as he gets older seems to becoming lactose intolerant and Michael chimes in that he is in fact lactose intolerant but he doesn't let that stop him from eating things with dairy in it despite every time he does he writhes around in constant pain and has writhed in pain on the floor and Lindsay has to literally pick him up like child and go to eat something that Trevor mentioned which also has lactose and as Michael described he was disintegrating. the place was tumble 22

-talking about Star Wars fucking again more bs like what would you do if you had a lightsaber.

-they talk about missing mechanical things like phones mostly the noises and how they like mechanical keyboards and Michael States Lindsay types like a madman making tons of noise just hit they keys as hard as she can. (she has a regular keyboard).

- Michael called 911 for a abandoned car in a two lane street. and (can't tell if it was a joke or not) he gave a fake name and fake number cause he didn't want it coming back to him.to preface this was at 1:30 in the morning and in Michaels own words he was on a late night Taco Bell run cause they closed at 2 he got his food and then called the car in.

-Michael tells a story on how he "chased" Joe around in his car honking at him consistently(Joe was also in his car ) they wonder if people thought Michael was a crazy person based on his honking at behind joes car

-talks about morbius and Trevor hasn't seen it yet and he too lazy to watch it. Lindsay equates morbin meme to the bussy meme and I honestly don't get it. Trevor doesn't know what bussy is. BK is laughing so hard she is coughing and sounding like a empty spray bottle

-they talk about the second part of the documentary and how it was introspective for them

-apparently they have a room for mothers who have to breast feed or pump their breast. they call it the mommy milkers room.

-Michael loudly says we can't even get baby formula thank Biden. which is funny cause they campaign for Biden saying vote blue and all that shit.

-nothining worth mentioning and the podcast ends they mention RTX and to by your tickets.

-also quick mention the video goes black after the credits roll but the video doesn't end they have 7 minutes of nothing. how the fuck did they miss that don't they have fucking editors that shit WTF?

but that's it might due another one but undecided currently.

https://youtu.be/ZfNae4d8Ib8

 

[thomas_dp]

A series of drunk tweets that are now deleted, and not properly archived because it happened before this thread started and RT fans would rather unperson her and say she was toxic.

Doesn't have the aforementioned barb and ashley tweets archived unfortunately, but still an interesting read:

https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/5ydh1k/well_looks_like_theres_still_some_bad_blood/

https://web.archive.org/web/20170309082808/https:/twitter.com/kzuelch

+ https://barbaradunkelman.tumblr.com/post/158181071869/a-post-too-long-for-twitter

edit; more of kathleen's tweets archived: https://imgur.com/a/TSuq2

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

-they talk about Trevor acting "normal" and Trevor hams it up and begins yelling loudly and waving his hands while saying " I'M BEING NORMAL" after the yelling he states that's his branD, Lindsay chimes in that Trevor is very Jim Carey esque.

His brand is pretending to be whoever else is around that is more interesting. And don't make me laugh with that "Jim Carey-esque" shit, Jim Carey is actually funny.

-finally reached the story in that was shown at the beginning and its about how Trevor as he gets older seems to becoming lactose intolerant and Michael chimes in that he is in fact lactose intolerant but he doesn't let that stop him from eating things with dairy in it despite every time he does he writhes around in constant pain and has writhed in pain on the floor and Lindsay has to literally pick him up like child and go to eat something that Trevor mentioned which also has lactose and as Michael described he was disintegrating. the place was tumble 22

... there are pills for that. You can take them before consuming dairy, and it helps your body actually process lactose instead of causing a system failure. The pills cost like 20$ CAD, it's not like any of them are hurting for the money.

-Michael tells a story on how he "chased" Joe around in his car honking at him consistently(Joe was also in his car ) they wonder if people thought Michael was a crazy person based on his honking at behind joes car

Explain to me that you are a public menace without saying you're a public menace.

-also quick mention the video goes black after the credits roll but the video doesn't end they have 7 minutes of nothing. how the fuck did they miss that don't they have fucking editors that shit WTF?

Only the best for RT fans.

 

[BowsersRectum]

Has Trevor ever done anything good or funny on camera? Dude seems to be trying his best but can't read a room (or his audience for that matter)

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Has Trevor ever done anything good or funny on camera?

Other than being the occasional butt of the joke, not really.

 

[Chilson]

Has Trevor ever done anything good or funny on camera? Dude seems to be trying his best but can't read a room (or his audience for that matter)

Trevor is a black hole where "good or funny" goes to die. He has always sucked, but literally failed upwards in RT because he is a brown noser who the bosses liked.

 

[Cactuar King]

Trevor is a black hole where "good or funny" goes to die. He has always sucked, but literally failed upwards in RT because he is a brown noser who the bosses liked.

Turns out he gives better head than Barbara.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

off topic #340
[snip]

God bless you, actually watching an RT podcast is something I wouldn't wish on anyone especially one starring Trevor.

His brand is pretending to be whoever else is around that is more interesting. And don't make me laugh with that "Jim Carey-esque" shit, Jim Carey is actually funny.

Jim Carey also has range in his acting talent, Ace Ventura and The Cable Guy are two totally different characters and yet Carey manages to make both memorable and engaging despite how totally different they both are. Trevor just knows how to noodle arm around and talk about jizz like an especially spastic thirteen year old.

Only the best for RT fans.

They get what they deserve.

@Tom Honks I really hate to ask this of you but if you could continue to recap RT podcasts you would be doing god's work to bring us shit to make fun of them for.

 

[Tom Honks]

@Sleazy Car Salesman yea no problem, might do a past off topic later this week and get the RTX one as soon as they have it on YouTube.

 

[Burt Ryan]

@Sleazy Car Salesman yea no problem, might do a past off topic later this week and get the RTX one as soon as they have it on YouTube.

I'd ask for Funhaus podcasts as well but I imagine those are slightly more enjoyable than AH.