Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,600
The Dude said:
A lot of us old timers in the thread like to joke about Russhole being an alien who was abandoned by the other ETs on Earth and he's trying to act human to get by.
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Sometimes I tend to picture Russhole as being what the fucked up sperm baby thing from Eraserhead would have grown up to be if his dad hadn’t cut him open. (Yes, I know, great mental image. It’s horrifying but Russhole is also horrifying.)
 
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The Great Citracett said:
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After Russ posted this. the account pulled the picture down/privated it.

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The Dude said:
That comparison has been made about Russ many times. A lot of us old timers in the thread like to joke about Russhole being an alien who was abandoned by the other ETs on Earth and he's trying to act human to get by. That's why he acts to fucking strange and always has the most bland as fuck vanilla tastes in things like movies and music.
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I think he's an android infiltrator sent by an alien species to size us up for invasion, but they fucked up his programming. The aliens decided we're so violent and aggressive we'd kick their asses if they attacked, so they left Russ here out of spite.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I think he's an android infiltrator sent by an alien species to size us up for invasion, but they fucked up his programming. The aliens decided we're so violent and aggressive we'd kick their asses if they attacked, so they left Russ here out of spite.
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I think he’s just a spoiled asshole who never got told no, and when he did he covered his ears and didn’t listen. He’s continued this behaviour into adulthood and due to his tard shield he’s never been made accountable. He ree’s into the void and no one wants to see the tard drooling all over itself so they agree to shut it up and make it go away. Someday, someone with a stomach stronger than mine and able to tolerate the screeching of plights will listen long enough to tell him to quit his bullshit and hold him accountable. Rate me rainbows.
 
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TractorGirl said:
I think he’s just a spoiled asshole who never got told no, and when he did he covered his ears and didn’t listen. He’s continued this behaviour into adulthood and due to his tard shield he’s never been made accountable. He ree’s into the void and no one wants to see the tard drooling all over itself so they agree to shut it up and make it go away. Someday, someone with a stomach stronger than mine and able to tolerate the screeching of plights will listen long enough to tell him to quit his bullshit and hold him accountable. Rate me rainbows.
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Some pimp will smack him like a hoe. And take his money like a hoe.
 
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Russ sneering at religion isn't new. There's that passage in his "book" where he makes an impassioned anti-religion speech right after getting shot at by a Yosemite Sam character. He seems to have converted to atheism to get back at the Mormons for making him be a missionary instead of a lazy neet.
 
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ScooterL said:
Russ sneering at religion isn't new. There's that passage in his "book" where he makes an impassioned anti-religion speech right after getting shot at by a Yosemite Sam character. He seems to have converted to atheism to get back at the Mormons for making him be a missionary instead of a lazy neet.
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And when the other missionaries were getting married soon after returning from their missions, and there wasn't a crowd of sexy 9s and 10s waiting to fight over him on his return.

That was when he knew.

God had forsaken him.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
And when the other missionaries were getting married soon after returning from their missions, and there wasn't a crowd of sexy 9s and 10s waiting to fight over him on his return.

That was when he knew.

God had forsaken him.
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Yup. The whole reason he ditched the Church is he felt God didn't uphold his end of the bargain. Russ served his mission and was a good Mormon boy (in his mind) but a bishop or other Church official told him he might not get a wife in this life because God might have a plan for him that requires him to remain single. Since Russ sees everything as transactional, that's all it took for him to leave.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
And when the other missionaries were getting married soon after returning from their missions, and there wasn't a crowd of sexy 9s and 10s waiting to fight over him on his return.

That was when he knew.

God had forsaken him.
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God had forsaken him from birth, his parents were just too good for their own good to see that.
 
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