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Honestly that's really all the explanation necessary, I think.
حلال Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user - Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll
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I mean posting that screed showed he was here to be a drama magnet and probably gayop by inserting his ass into a lolcow thread for asspats. Pretty autistic most don’t care about any of that shit he talked about anymore we are way more interested in AC’s own degenerate nazi troon wife beating ass.
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God is great!
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We are witnessing the lolcow uprising that Baked Alaska has foretold. Does anybody know what Mike and his harem are actually trying to accomplish? How did they even meet? I wouldn't have thought that they would know each other.
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I dunno, but apparently Michael is responsible for the Elaine cutting herself saga and leaking all that shit. Supposedly. Elaine sure does go to great lengths to protect him.
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Honestly that makes sense, she's young and is obviously dealing with mental issues, which is exactly the type of person Mike would prey upon as we know very well. I suspect that Mike is behind it as well.
It's pretty sad really, but if Elaine doesn't listen to people warning her there isn't much else that can be done.
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The whole idea of him impersonating Null to make Elaine do that shit feels like something he'd do. He sure does love to shit on our dear feeder on Onionfarms.
He is currently on the Metokur forums deflecting
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And leaking nudes is his modus operandi as well, that's exactly how he got banned from the site.
It just puts a damper on Mike's antics if he's getting 18 year olds to cut themselves for him.
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What in the hell is a Metokur Forum
It looks like @Unabashed Hermaphrodite was banned again yesterday and took to that site to make a thread on RALM and Mike. Mike and RALM take no time and make accounts to post. (see the post below for further clarification)
Here is the thread
Mike (X3R0 Ring) and RALM (Sourpuss) are clearly still in league
RALM threatening to post CP on the site
And Mike is still responding to people in the thread lol
Always has to have the last word
I've never heard of this webzone before, is it a new splinter or something else?
It looks like the site's been up for a little over a month, they're not prepared for this level of autism
Guess which board the slapfight is in
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This was funny even if I've got no clue what they're sperging about anymore.
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Do they intend to take their slapfighting to every single gossip forum out there? I wonder if this has spilled over into places we have not yet discovered.
On a side note, @HiramTheGrift as you are one of the most knowledgeable Thurlowlogists out there, do you think Mike had anything to do with Elaine being catfished into cutting herself? I've always thought it was odd that those two in particular were in cahoots, I never understood why until it dawned on me that Mike's probably up to his usual antics of manipulating young women into joining his harem.
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If so, I eagerly await the Lipstick Alley saga.
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I don't know Elaine very well so I try not to overstep with assumptions regarding her. It seems probable to me that she posted those videos and images herself, or in league with someone. I have no evidence to suggest Mike's involvement either way. That being said, I do believe most of Elaine's actions are fetishistic, so it is hard for me to determine where her agency ends and someone else's influence begins.
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She appears to be very defensive and ashamed, trying various strategies to make people believe the pictures and videos aren't real (at least some of them certainly are real and unaltered) so it's not improbable that she was manipulated or blackmailed into making them.
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Yeah, and we know she has recently been in contact with our resident manipulator and blackmailer Thurlow.
Of course at this stage there's no way to prove it one way or another, but it is a very odd coincidence that compromising photos are leaked soon after she befriends a known revenge porn enthusiast.
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True, but she has a reputation of behaving flagrantly and compulsively lying. I do believe the content was created because she was catfished, but the leak itself is strange to me. If the leaker on (((the splinter))) is to be believed, the edit at the end was sus
This is a strange thing to add if you're dropping this content with no context
On the topic of Mike and the meatos
I learned that I'm black, and Mike would like you all to know he made his account last month. I would like to add that at least 125 of his ~138 posts were posted in the last 48 hours
Lastly, @Unabashed Hermaphrodite was banned in less than 24 hours, and went on to author the current thread on the meato farm. There were some claims in there that I'm pretty sure are false, such as @Unabashed Hermaphrodite and @Angry Canadian actually knowing eachother irl. It's been made clear on the ladyfarmer webzone that Blaine has been in Discord convos with Mike and Elaine for awhile, at least up until a week or so ago. They're certainly not in league together, but I would consider Blaine to be an unreliable narrator.
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Michael is begging for people to talk about him. I'll bite.
Here's why I don't think he did it.
1. He has the attention span of a gnat.
2. All of his gayops have been unearthed early on, he isn't good enough to get Elaine to believe him.
3. His focus has been on Erika/UH and stoking the flames of the retarded slapfight.
4. He's too self absorbed, he would've wanted her to carve his name instead of Josh's.
5. He isn't very good at staying in character, he breaks character relatively quickly when he has a sock or doesn't modify his behavior at all.
6. If they had long conversations I'm sure Elaine would've noticed and burned the place down.
7. Do we really want to give Michael credit for this shit? I said "supposedly" because I wasn't sure and it was discussed elsewhere. I wanted to see what people here thought, who had more experience with Michael. I didn't want to claim anything as fact without evidence and nobody's coughing up anything concrete. Elaine isn't, Erika isn't, Mike isn't.
Elaine really should come clean about who milked it out of her, although I've got my theories. I'll post them to her thread since it's not Mike related, only discussing his involvement is.
Anyway, tl;dr I'm an autistic contrarian because it's funny to speculate.
Here's why I don't think he did it.
1. He has the attention span of a gnat.
2. All of his gayops have been unearthed early on, he isn't good enough to get Elaine to believe him.
3. His focus has been on Erika/UH and stoking the flames of the retarded slapfight.
4. He's too self absorbed, he would've wanted her to carve his name instead of Josh's.
5. He isn't very good at staying in character, he breaks character relatively quickly when he has a sock or doesn't modify his behavior at all.
6. If they had long conversations I'm sure Elaine would've noticed and burned the place down.
7. Do we really want to give Michael credit for this shit? I said "supposedly" because I wasn't sure and it was discussed elsewhere. I wanted to see what people here thought, who had more experience with Michael. I didn't want to claim anything as fact without evidence and nobody's coughing up anything concrete. Elaine isn't, Erika isn't, Mike isn't.
Elaine really should come clean about who milked it out of her, although I've got my theories. I'll post them to her thread since it's not Mike related, only discussing his involvement is.
Anyway, tl;dr I'm an autistic contrarian because it's funny to speculate.
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Agree that whatever Mike was up to with Elaine is not for any good certainly not hers but him being involved in this shit seems like hot air ... for now at least. And the current source for much of this stuff regarding him is to say the least crying out for verification by better sources which don't have some vendetta against Mike in play--although of all the people to have a vendetta against, Mike is a pretty understandable choice. This is in addition to talking with/cowtipping Elaine with Mike, Naught and literally the entire rest of the demented little dramatis personae for God knows how long. I think in this case the fox is currently standing outside the henhouse pointing at the coyote, feathers everywhere, and we won't know who's belly is full until Elaine decides to spill the beans.
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I find it hilarious that they've now been banished to the fucking Metokur Forums. I've never heard of it before this. Where will they end up next?