Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Nothing says “I’m a gamer” like holing a ps2 and a DSP amount of wires.
There's also a wii something involved for some reason
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It’s annoying and true. It’s because they know they’re really decadent capitalists. They just like to wear the skin of socialism because they’re inwardly feeling guilty for being well off.
I don't think they feel guilt, they're degenerates and are incapable of such things, but I think they're upset that they can't get pity points if they're well off, so they need to trick people into thinking they deserve more ass pats as if they're some common working man and not some child living on a pile of money handed to them for no other reason than they found some desperate paypigs who are way worse off financially.
 
Hold up a second
Over 3000 subscribers paying $4.99 a month each
You're telling me this nigga making $15,000 a month from twitch alone? God fucking damn.
There is a Instagram/Youtube gun guy who streams on twitch as a hobby every once in a while and regularly pulls in 2-4k every payout. Not hard to make money on Twitch
 
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I love corrupting the youth.
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History will not remember you. Kiwifarms is likely to be one of the few things that has anything on you. Congrats on being immortalized alongside the Christchurch shooting.
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Find you someone who hates the Communist Party like Lucas.
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Minor error, whoops.
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Oh no
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Didn’t you post a Tik Tok about working on your voice to talk over women better? Not much to stand on here.
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It’s not working. Your editor is too slow and you’re boring.
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I have no association with Libs of Tik Tok.
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I know this site is infested with NEATs but, goddamn!

You don't have kids, obviously. They are very curious about all things with their bodies and sex always. They ask hilarious questions ALWAYS.

It's so weird to me that internet weirdos feel like 1) kids are 100% sex ignorant until they turn 18 and suddenly they're fuckable and 2) they have any expertise about what kids should know.

You are a loser. You have no insight.

Edit: autism react all you want but everyone here knows you don't have kids and will never be in a position to have kids. You know nothing.
I have kids and you belong in prison. I would say you belong in a cemetery but there are dead kids there.
 
You don't have kids, obviously. They are very curious about all things with their bodies and sex always. They ask hilarious questions ALWAYS.
And if you're a parent, you honestly answer them without inflicting your own fetishes on them. And if you're not their parent, butt the fuck out you goddamn pervert.
 
Hi Taylor you barren cow! I know you read both this thread and yours here on the Farms. I just want you to know that I love how you left out all mention of Lucas being a child grooming pedophile who destroys families and preys on young, lonely, depressed, confused, autistic men for sexual gratification. I also love how you left out that he tried to rape his little dog, his rabid misogyny that you can see on full display on his Tik Tok videos, his sexual harassment of women that is on full display on his Twitter, him stealing from the Communist Party of Canada to pay for his drug habit, his porn career and many more.
The fact you think this disgusting, fat pedophile is a hero for children shows why nobody reads your rag or other media outlets and instead prefer to get their news from YouTubers and the Farms. Also, thank you for highlighting the Kiwi Farms as we here on the Farms welcome anybody that is curious about one of our new favorite troon lolcows.
 
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