DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

WHAO! Slow down there homosabi...you played a whole 4 JRPGs on PS2 that were actually on PS1. WOW you're such a cool gamer dude! An actual JRPG nut, I mean whole 4 games on the wrong console.

Love how this classic retro-style old school JRPG nut played fewer JRPGs on the PS2 (or PS1? Because yeah those are PS1 games) than me and I fucking hated most JRPGs back then and I hate most of them now.

 

[FaXmachine]

Quick question. But since I haven't kept up with the roach recently. How the fuck does he get new viewers?

Detractors I'd say but the bulk of the viewers he has are the same dents from before. Also bots if you mean the live counter.

 

[Brother Wind]

what a crazy idea this, portable gaming...phil, you're a mad man. I can barely imagine it. It's like up there with cordless phones or color television

Weirdly, these are the four games I played where I was first amazed that I was playing PS1 games on the can and thinking back just a few years prior to my gameboy color and how far we've come just my whole run through school.

And a little bit of Autistic wholesomeness. I still get kinda fuzzy feeling when I play my Switch and remember hiding under the covers with my gameboy and that stupid little light.

 

[Gramh]

WHAO! Slow down there homosabi...you played a whole 4 JRPGs on PS2 that were actually on PS1. WOW you're such a cool gamer dude! An actual JRPG nut, I mean whole 4 games on the wrong console.

Not sure where the PS2 part came from since the dent was asking about PS1 but I mean, this guy. A body builder, a TO, a stud, a academic mastermind, a fighting game connoisseur and a reality bending JRPG nut.

Not to piss on your parade but being all backwards compatible you could play PS1 games on PS2, so as donkeybrained as our boy is he's not entirely out of touch.

 

[Dona Morte]

Popped into his stream and am greeted with:
Look at him.
The smug look on his face.

Points to hat-
Test hat streat all! Oh no wait hewants 200$ for this one.

 

[Comma]

A 12-second summary of DSP's entire life:

Nothing he could do.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

wait, He's going over the vest and where the streak started? With props?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

oh my GOOOOOD He LITERALLY has the vest, the glasses, AND the Sonic hat on his screen, at one time, RIGHT FUCKING NOW! WHY. WHY. WHYYYY do we need to pay now? There is NO reason to hit the goals now, right?? Its all there! There's no logic at all... AT ALL to his half-ass rewards. Also why does he give Snow Karl these long winded answers? Is he just that desperate to waste time? Duuude. This is just... we live in a universe where a man gets paid to put on clothes. Just... let that sink in.

 

[Ortsnay]

Popped into his stream and am greeted with:
Look at him.
The smug look on his face.
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oh my GOOOOOD He LITERALLY has the vest, the glasses, AND the Sonic hat on his screen, at one time, RIGHT FUCKING NOW! WHY. WHY. WHYYYY do we need to pay now? There is NO reason to hit the goals now, right?? Its all there! There's no logic at all... AT ALL to his half-ass rewards. Also why does he give Snow Karl these long winded answers? Is he just that desperate to waste time? Duuude. This is just... we live in a universe where a man gets paid to put on clothes. Just... let that sink in.

What are his piglets doing?! Your master wants his MONEY right NOW! Get to it


Philbert has to be the laziest manipulator I've ever seen, it's hilarious.

 

[Iron Hamster]

oh my GOOOOOD He LITERALLY has the vest, the glasses, AND the Sonic hat on his screen, at one time, RIGHT FUCKING NOW! WHY. WHY. WHYYYY do we need to pay now? There is NO reason to hit the goals now, right?? Its all there! There's no logic at all... AT ALL to his half-ass rewards. Also why does he give Snow Karl these long winded answers? Is he just that desperate to waste time? Duuude. This is just... we live in a universe where a man gets paid to put on clothes. Just... let that sink in.

controller boycott dude.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Detractors I'd say but the bulk of the viewers he has are the same dents from before. Also bots if you mean the live counter.

Yeah, was wondering if there was new blood, eg; pure "donors" that weren't detractors that came in. I still don't see how he survives another decade but I might be will be cause pigroach wrong.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil just literally stood up from his chair to prove how fit he is. This guy really is losing it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil just literally stood up from his chair to prove how fit he is. This guy really is losing it.

Well, his knees didn't explode, so I guess that's a gold star for him.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Phil just literally stood up from his chair to prove how fit he is. This guy really is losing it.

He's done this before, too.

"WHAT ABOUT THE GYM?"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This is like some surreal thought experiment where someone has to talk as long as possible without ever actually saying anything.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Fucking snowkarl knows how to get Phil to ramble even more than he nonsensically does with these $1.50 tips.

 

[wahkando]

Fucking snowkarl knows how to get Phil to ramble even more than he nonsensically does with these $1.50 tips.

love him or hate him, 10/10 performance today

got him to start a hat streak, his low testosterone and how much money he made a year ago

 

[SomeBoyo]

Fit DSP might start jogging, but actually not, it's too hot outside, might get a treadmill instead, his body will CRAVE physical activity once he starts. Also he has brain damage.

It's very DSP, someone will upload the full clip, probably, but this is it in a nutshell.

 

[capefear56]

"Part of my hand has been numb for weeks now"

Doctor?

"Nah it's fine."

"I'm always fatigued and I stay up until the wee hours of the morning on the regular."

Doctor?

"Nah it's fine."

"I have a mush mouth and often say the wrong words at the wrong time."

Doctor?

"Nah it's just aging, d00d, don't be an idiot."


This fucking guy is gonna get something like a malignant growth, or have a transient ischemic attack, or some other medical emergency and literally sit on his hands until it's too late to do anything. I am 100% calling it, that this is how he's gonna die: medical negligence/procrastination.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I am 100% calling it, that this is how he's gonna die: medical negligence/procrastination.

Died the way he lived, at least the man's consistent.