DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[capefear56]

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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"Yeah sorry man it was only 1 vote away."

Womp womp womp get fucked you poor sap.

 

[David Davidson]

Friendly reminder that DSP is allergic to accumulating money. He has to spend it to feel any joy in his life.

 

[capefear56]

Friendly reminder that DSP is allergic to accumulating money. He has to spend it to feel any joy in his life.

He could have had a badass WWE Champions roster with that $50K tho

 

[SomeBoyo]

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"Yeah sorry man it was only 1 vote away."

"it would likely be on the poll" weasel word again
"yeah I know it's heartbreaking AHAHAHAHAHA" GET FUCKED SLAYER HE'S LITERALLY LAUGHING AT YOU GET THE HINT

 

[Sven]

Well, as someone in KF chat pointed out, he's played 4 out of 5 already, and he'd just save-scum / guide-read his way through Zelda 2. So yeah, they're all trash b/c it's Phil.

I don't think your giving how crap Phil is at everything enough credit in dismissing Zelda 2 for the salt it could give. A perfectly made guide with full color maps and AI breakdowns off all the enemies and all the save scumming in the world won't fix how shit he is and my money would be that the pile of Darknuts in the game let alone the harder enemies will display better skills then him. As for the scumming judging by his Castlevania playing he will save himself into a corner with no health/magic before long.

 

[actually]

I don't think your giving how crap Phil is at everything enough credit in dismissing Zelda 2 for the salt it could give. A perfectly made guide with full color maps and AI breakdowns off all the enemies and all the save scumming in the world won't fix how shit he is and my money would be that the pile of Darknuts in the game let alone the harder enemies will display better skills then him. As for the scumming judging by his Castlevania playing he will save himself into a corner with no health/magic before long.

This is a good point. You can't read a guide on actually exhibiting the necessary skills.

 

[Kheapathic]

I don't think your giving how crap Phil is at everything enough credit in dismissing Zelda 2 for the salt it could give. A perfectly made guide with full color maps and AI breakdowns off all the enemies and all the save scumming in the world won't fix how shit he is and my money would be that the pile of Darknuts in the game let alone the harder enemies will display better skills then him. As for the scumming judging by his Castlevania playing he will save himself into a corner with no health/magic before long.

The ultimate fuck you; would be make it all the way to Thunderbird, save-stating, and not having the magic to cast Thunder... and it'd be glorious. Cause I could see him Fairy-cheesing his way through a lot of the game.

 

[capefear56]

This is a good point. You can't read a guide on actually exhibiting the necessary skills.

He actually quit Divinity 2 because there's pretty much no written guides for it. The crowd that kind of game attracts really aren't the droolers who need guides for their games.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

Friendly reminder that DSP is allergic to accumulating money. He has to spend it to feel any joy in his life.

His bank leak of having only $26 in his bank account when he makes $10k every month proves this.
If he did get that 50k, it would be gone in an instant. Gone, just like that.

 

[Organized Derailment]

Yeah it really doesn't matter how much money he makes, he'll never learn how to manage it.

Keemstar is a fucking retard but he definitely adds some flare to the DSPShow.

 

[tomstone]

"Keemstar has a worse reputation than me"

Sorry to say philbert but I dont think there is even 1 streamer/ytber with a worse reputation than you.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Zelda 2 is definitely the stand out choice of the games nominated. He'll save scum but it will give him hell anyway. Lots of opportunities for salt, it's not easy like the other Zelda games and there is a lot of cryptic and easily missed stuff. I guarantee he'll be calling it the Simon's Quest of the Zelda series within the first half hour.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Current state of nominations for his viewer's choice playthrough:

• Mario Strikers: Battle League (7 nominations)
• Catherine: Full Body (6 nominations)Though I expect him to LIMB this one from the final poll again like he did last year.
• Bioshock Infinite (5 nominations)
• Fable (5 nominations)
• Jak 2 (5 nominations)
• The Adventure of Link (5 nominations)
• Old School Runescape (5 nominations)
• The Legend of Zelda (4 nominations)

Real tasty picks here.

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Called it. He scrubbed Mario Strikers as well, I see.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I guarantee he'll be calling it the Simon's Quest of the Zelda series within the first half hour.

Even a blind pig finds the occasional truffle.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Big ups PoemsMystery on Twitter for clipping this

 

[King Nutsack]

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Big ups PoemsMystery on Twitter for clipping this

"There's something up, I don't know what's up with this guy" says the man who can't look at the camera for more than 1 second without his eyes darting around everywhere like a crack addict

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

How do their retarded wheelchairs rationalize Phil rejecting 50k yet still asking for money to pay surprise machoor adult(and flavorful) bills? Phil retardation + scumminess acts as a filter where only the most dented among the dented can be an unironic fan.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

This fucking guy is gonna get something like a malignant growth, or have a transient ischemic attack, or some other medical emergency and literally sit on his hands until it's too late to do anything. I am 100% calling it, that this is how he's gonna die: medical negligence/procrastination.

Even he will go to a doctor if it gets too bad. so don't worry he won't end up a Champion of Nurgle

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

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Big ups PoemsMystery on Twitter for clipping this

Why is he just talking about himself in the 3rd person in this clip? He’s the guy…