حلال Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user - Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll

[Illuminati Order Official]

Here's why I don't think he did it.

OK, for the sake of autism, let me play devil's advocate here.

1. He has the attention span of a gnat.

He managed to get at least two forum users to dox themselves.

2. All of his gayops have been unearthed early on, he isn't good enough to get Elaine to believe him.

Elaine is thick as a brick.

3. His focus has been on Erika/UH and stoking the flames of the retarded slapfight.

He's an unemployed autist living in a swastika-decorated den. He has enough time for two simultaneous gayops.

4. He's too self absorbed, he would've wanted her to carve his name instead of Josh's.

Not if he's using somebody else's identity. If the theory is true he was pretending to be Josh, so carving Null's name fits.

5. He isn't very good at staying in character, he breaks character relatively quickly when he has a sock or doesn't modify his behavior at all.

See above: he's good enough at manipulation and social engineering he managed to get doxes of regular users here.

6. If they had long conversations I'm sure Elaine would've noticed and burned the place down.

See above: Elaine is thick as a brick.

7. Do we really want to give Michael credit for this shit? I said "supposedly" because I wasn't sure and it was discussed elsewhere. I wanted to see what people here thought, who had more experience with Michael. I didn't want to claim anything as fact without evidence and nobody's coughing up anything concrete. Elaine isn't, Erika isn't, Mike isn't.

No, it's all speculation. Turning this into another Janke tinfoil schizo conspiracy is the worst thing we can do.

 

[maize]

See above: he's good enough at manipulation and social engineering he managed to get doxes of regular users here

I hope you're not implying there aren't Elaine-tier dumb bitches on KF. Hopefully not many, but I'd argue evidently a few.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I hope you're not implying there aren't Elaine-tier dumb bitches on KF. Hopefully not many, but I'd argue evidently a few.

The one who ran Kiwitober appears to be OK but she still let her guard down and gave him enough to find her.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I hope you're not implying there aren't Elaine-tier dumb bitches on KF. Hopefully not many, but I'd argue evidently a few.

I'm just a dumb bitch smoothie.

Too lazy to reply directly @Illuminati Order Official but I appreciate the effort you put into picking apart my logic.

Honestly, it's up to Elaine to reveal who it was. She still has time to really assert herself as a victim if she implicates Michael did this to her.

If anyone wants to hear my true and honest opinion you can DM me because I don't want Mikey getting high off of his own farts because of shit I've said.

 

[TayandYou]

I don't want Mikey getting high off of his own farts because of shit I've said.

Agreed, it's just been pure speculation. I don't want to give Mike any credit he doesn't deserve, he fancies himself as a master manipulator but so far he's only gone after vulnerable individuals for the most part. There's no real proof he's behind it, and even if he is it's not very impressive, just sick.

What is impressive though is that so far 80% of users voted for him to stay banned. He's made a lot of enemies in his short time here.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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What in the hell is a Metokur Forum

It looks like @Unabashed Hermaphrodite was banned again yesterday and took to that site to make a thread on RALM and Mike. Mike and RALM take no time and make accounts to post. (see the post below for further clarification)
Here is the thread
Mike (X3R0 Ring) and RALM (Sourpuss) are clearly still in league
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RALM threatening to post CP on the site
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And Mike is still responding to people in the thread lol
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Always has to have the last word

I've never heard of this webzone before, is it a new splinter or something else?
It looks like the site's been up for a little over a month, they're not prepared for this level of autism
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Guess which board the slapfight is in

I fucking love that Mike has fallen so hard he's now fighting for his honor on the fucking metokur forums of all places

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I fucking love that Mike has fallen so hard he's now fighting for his honor on the fucking metokur forums of all places

I guess it's a step above Onionfarms, but only a small step.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I guess it's a step above Onionfarms, but only a small step.

Well onionfarms is just
-Kengel, we all know Kengel
-naught, the pedo tard who managed to get banned from the splinter after spamming loli while insisting he's not a pedo
-nohull, the perpetually online weirdo who is always angry and ridiculed
....that's pretty much it
Metokur forums are, uh, I have no idea who the fuck they are. So, progress?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Well onionfarms is just
-Kengel, we all know Kengel
-naught, the pedo tard who managed to get banned from the splinter after spamming loli while insisting he's not a pedo
-nohull, the perpetually online weirdo who is always angry and ridiculed
....that's pretty much it
Metokur forums are, uh, I have no idea who the fuck they are. So, progress?

I wouldn't mess with Nohull. He is known to be behind everything. His autism is even more powerful than Mike and Blaine's combined.

Not sorry for double posting but I'm glad I didn't come back when this guy was unbanned. Also lol:

He's been inserting himself in Elaine Miller's drama now which is probably partially my fault, woops. He does bring up a good point about Mike releasing revenge porn of Elaine since this is totally a Mike thing to do. It is also a totally Elaine thing to be dumb enough to trust Mike.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

It is also a totally Elaine thing to be dumb enough to trust Mike.

Because this is absolutely a face you can just trust

https://mugshots.com/US-States/Florida/Osceola-County-FL/Michael-Thurlow.65736858.html

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'm glad I didn't come back when this guy was unbanned.

He's been inserting himself in Elaine Miller's drama now which is probably partially my fault

Wait, who are you then?
I mean, Mario avatar is a little too obvious for you to be the most famous Mario avatar.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Oh what the fuck is this lmao

I forgot about this guy till I saw his thread get bumped, so I came back to check, I'm getting a headache reading this, how did this little faggot get worse lol?
He's a troon now wtf?

And he still looks like Nick Bate, just (and sweet God I don't know how he's managed it, but he has) with fucking worse hygiene.
This, this cunt right here, is how I know that God has abandoned us.
We're on our fucking own.

 

[TayandYou]

Wait, who are you then?
I mean, Mario avatar is a little too obvious for you to be the most famous Mario avatar.

Because this is absolutely a face you can just trust

https://mugshots.com/US-States/Florida/Osceola-County-FL/Michael-Thurlow.65736858.html

Who was the toaster person? Their posts are gone?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Who was the toaster person? Their posts are gone?

Must've been someone's sock. I don't think Mike would use another Mario so my guess would be @Unabashed Hermaphrodite.

 

[TayandYou]

Must've been someone's sock. I don't think Mike would use another Mario so my guess would be @Unabashed Hermaphrodite.

But they were referring to coming back when @Unabashed Hermaphrodite was unbanned? I don't think it's Mike either, but I'm not sure who else it could be.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

But they were referring to coming back when @Unabashed Hermaphrodite was unbanned? I don't think it's Mike either, but I'm not sure who else it could be.

We're slowly approaching last summer's levels of autism, gayoping and conspiracy theories so it all slowly becomes less fun and much harder to follow. Either a discord pal of Mike or someone with vendetta against him.

 

[maize]

Who was the toaster person?

@Epic Fail Man sock, probably. He is slapfighting with @Unabashed Hermaphrodite elsewhere.

 

[HiramTheGrift]

These were their two posts on this thread.

He also posted to Elaine's thread last night before being scrubbed

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm just a dumb bitch smoothie.

Too lazy to reply directly @Illuminati Order Official but I appreciate the effort you put into picking apart my logic.

Honestly, it's up to Elaine to reveal who it was. She still has time to really assert herself as a victim if she implicates Michael did this to her.

If anyone wants to hear my true and honest opinion you can DM me because I don't want Mikey getting high off of his own farts because of shit I've said.

I don't like getting involved in this shit and I haven't been able to post anywhere in the lolcow salon for years at this point so I haven't been able to bring it up in her thread, but this aggravating spoiled Elaine cunt is staying up for 3 days at a time posting constantly, she thinks she's untouchable, I don't think we can accept this as manipulation.
She constantly talks about her ADHD and how real it is, has anyone thought to ask her if she's...medicated? Because I think it's possible her behavior is unhinged, obsessive, fetishistic because she's abusing amphetamine ADHD meds, just like that unhinged BPD Kindness girl.
That's probably why she hates the idea of people saying her behavior is BPD and not ADHD. She has to convince herself she needs that adderall even though she's clearly abusing it.

My complete outsider opinion is that while there might be manipulation involved, she's obviously getting a hell of a lot of help from either chemicals or some kind of bipolar episode.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

She constantly talks about her ADHD and how real it is, has anyone thought to ask her if she's...medicated?

She tries to dodge pretty much every serious question.