DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The language here is explicit. DSP regularly begs for tips in a deceitful manner.

Edit: Actually I just tried it and this may not be applicable to DSP, this looks like it may be geared towards bots/phishing links. We shall see though.

Yeah, exactly what it is because Twitter is a poorly written site that's been phished many times.

None of these sites care at all about e-begging, they still promote it until public backlash finally forces gov't to crack down.

 

[Reckless Starfish]

Phil got a shoutout from Pokemon streamer Pokemon Challenges who said he'd love to do a soul locke playthrough with DSP. Referenced several events in the lore such as the ruined car from no oil changes and dumping bacon grease down the toilet

Spoiler: Soul Locke tism

The Soul Link is a cooperative two-player variant of the Nuzlocke challenge. The basic Nuzlocke rules apply, with a few modifications to allow for cooperative play. The additional rules are as follows:

• The two players play through the same game (or different games in the same generation, such as X and Y) simultaneously.
• Encounters for players on each route are linked. If one player fails to catch their encounter for a route, the other player must box or release their encounter for that route as well. If both players successfully catch their first encounter for the route, those two Pokémon are “linked” as partners.
• When one player’s Pokémon faints, its partner on the other player’s team must be boxed or released as well.
• If a Pokémon is placed in the PC, its partner on the other player’s team must be placed in the PC as well.

Some additional notes about the Soul Link variant:

• Often, players will restrict the use of shared types between the teams, meaning that no Pokémon on either team may share the same primary type.
• It’s common to randomize the encounters on each route for this challenge, to promote greater Pokémon and type variety between the teams, especially on early routes where Pokémon selection is limited.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Interesting.
Is this the end of begging Tweets?

"Fake engagement" what the fuck? Congrats on your new mind reading powers? Playing coy has been a thing since Shakespeare.

he knows dsp has a massive ego and how much he begs and plays poor, all he has to do is offer him money because he knows phil is too egotistical and stupid to accept,

So... this is going to sound ironic coming from me; may even sound like a lack of self awareness. But why would Daniel need to troll DSP? He has so much more money, a family, friends, and a buisiness. He's everything Phil thinks he is but he's the real deal. Assuming your theory is correct in any way, is Daniel just that bored? What does he need to gain?

Spoiler: Schizo Take

personally I think Daniel is investing in lolcows. What with the recent "lolcow uprising" and all the most infamous ones getting older, there might be something to squeeze out of a DSP, a Wings, a ChrisChan. There may be profit.

 

[HorseSense]

I know this is aitistic but, has anyone decided what this "arc" is? Like off the heels of the Twitch departnering? It seems the running theme is tying up loose ends.

I say it's the re(e)-arc as he tries to redo and retcon the past.

 

[tzgnilki]

throwback to when keemlarp was brokering deals with streamers to sign contracts with stream.me

stream.me was shutdown when the wife of the owner received cum tributes lol, they were also amidst a lawsuit where they were being sued for using someone else's streaming tech without emailing to ask for permission-which lead to the closure of the scuffed.com project cause it was supposed to use the stream.me tech

if scuffed.com sounds familiar to some of you guys-it's cause it was supposed to be ice poseidon's streaming platform pre-fbi raid (for money laundering and conspiracy to commit wire fraud), it's possible keemtard had something to do with the $500,000 investment stream.me gave to ice poseidon

conclusion: keemstar wouldn't be wasting his time with dave if there wasn't some bag of gold at the end of the rainbow for himself, keemturd isn't doing dave any favours

Spoiler: my own thoughts

DSP needs to take the $50,000 and lease another bmw, then drive past john and howard's section 8 housing block and do a drive-by ACKing

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Imagine having a lot of money and influence and you think you can get anything... and you try to offer a HUGE reward for the biggest beggar on the internet who just turns you down and ghosts you.

Keem is truly the more pathetic one of the two!

They’re both retards. Trying to spin it as a win for either of them is dumb

 

[Cyber Bowling]

They’re both retards. Trying to spin it as a win for either of them is dumb

This is pretty much what I was trying to get across before in a way more concise message. I think there's definitely some potential for entertainment. The "level 1" joke from the last time is proof of that. And in general, cow crossovers usually don't disappoint. It's just weird that so many people are acting like Keem is somehow "winning." Not to say that Phil is winning either, I don't think this is a situation that has a clear cut winner/loser because that implies there's some kind of competition or something. I mean, obviously Keem is better off than Phil in life, I feel like that goes without saying. But that doesn't change the fact that he's dumb to try and get in touch with Phil, and if he really wants to troll Phil and is willing to burn 50k, there's so many other things he could do.

 

[Agent Proper]

If I was Keem I would start to turn the corner on Phil and just laugh at him. Otherwise Keem deserves to get laughed at for trying to give Phil money for attention, might as well just become the next Slayer and give Phil Patreon money for a video, at least then Phil would be forced to respond to why he won't take the deal.

 

[ZehnBoat]

They’re both retards. Trying to spin it as a win for either of them is dumb

in life? keem wins
in these interactions? it's a tie, they both lose
keem should just cut his loses and laugh at phil from afar

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Admittedly I stay away from the parts of the internet Keem can be found on, however from the little I’ve seen of him it appears the guy has charisma and arguably puts out a good product (for his audience anyway). That alone puts him in better standing than Phil, who shares every undesirable trait of Keem without any upside.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Has Phil ever played Stanley Parable? It is, functionally, just a walking simulator, but the myriad of ways you 'play' the game and there are NO guide rails (except the one time after you unplug the phone where that's the whole joke) would be amazing. Not that Phil would appreciate one iota of what the game is ACTUALLY about but having him whine about being insulted, mocked, etc. by the narrator endlessly, by design, would make for some actual content.

Oh, and I think in the new version there's the game about pressing the baby button for four hours straight? I wonder how Phil would cope with being forced to do THAT.

 

[MAWBD]

I mean, obviously Keem is better off than Phil in life, I feel like that goes without saying. But that doesn't change the fact that he's dumb to try and get in touch with Phil, and if he really wants to troll Phil and is willing to burn 50k, there's so many other things he could do.

If he wants to hurt him, all he needs is a dramaalert about pigroach's addiction.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Keem has nothing to lose here. Either Phail takes him up on the offer giving him a dancing monkey or he doesn't and exposes Phail's lie about how he needs money so bad he has to beg the unfortunate for it.
Phail has 2 solutions in front of him: quit the wwe/doordash/total wine excursions and 50k bonus from keemstar. He is choosing neither that would help himself.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

in life? keem wins
in these interactions? it's a tie, they both lose
keem should just cut his loses and laugh at phil from afar

Let them fight. It will be entertaining.

 

[capefear56]

This is pretty much what I was trying to get across before in a way more concise message. I think there's definitely some potential for entertainment. The "level 1" joke from the last time is proof of that. And in general, cow crossovers usually don't disappoint.

I wouldn't call Keem a lolcow. He's just a sociopath willing to do anything to further his "career". He's manipulative and usually knows exactly what to say to get under peoples skin. He's built an entire career around this talent and is essentially a professional pot-stirrer.

It's just weird that so many people are acting like Keem is somehow "winning." Not to say that Phil is winning either, I don't think this is a situation that has a clear cut winner/loser because that implies there's some kind of competition or something.

If the goal is to troll the everliving shit out of Dave, and Dave's goal is to not fall for the bait, then I'd absolutely say Keemstar is 'winning'.

 

[Cardef1121]

Hot Take? DSP is aware he's dying and is trying to tie up all the loose ends before he dies. Khet will get the Khando and other things, and Jena will move in. Nothing he could ever do, dood.

If DSP thought or knew he was dying in the short or mid-term, I think he'd sell the condo and go on a spending spree. It's very unlikely that he'd consider 'tying up any loose ends' let alone leaving anyone anything of his.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Not a Drama Channel

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not a Drama Channel

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Because you're dealing with the king of hate. duh.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

Keem also keep saying its a business proposal... which means he wants to inVEST in dsp and get his money back over time. What the fuck dsp could do to make the money back?

Dsp can try canning his gout juices in a bottle to sell to his fans. Just like those twitch thots did with the bath water & farts.

 

[Jasper2K]

Keem has nothing to lose here. Either Phail takes him up on the offer giving him a dancing monkey or he doesn't and exposes Phail's lie about how he needs money so bad he has to beg the unfortunate for it.
Phail has 2 solutions in front of him: quit the wwe/doordash/total wine excursions and 50k bonus from keemstar. He is choosing neither that would help himself.

It comes down to ego vs greed. What does Phil value more?