DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Did Keem ever show the receipts from their talk? They talked a few times in DM’s right?

I find it very hard to believe he would actually offer Phil 50K for some dumb shit

Either way he’s a dork, he’s super annoying when he does this, he wants to insert himself into some lolcow drama and just kinda Reeees until they quit ignoring him

He did the same things with wings a couple months ago and was like “just embrace the trolls dude, just don’t block everyone in chat” thank god wings got that sage wisdom from Keem

Like let’s be real, these guys are lolcows because they are incapable of changing or taking good advice, Keem has been online too long to not know this, yet he still wastes his time screeching at them like a monkey, then we’re all supposed to be surprised when they don’t take some weird offer or his advice

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I know this is aitistic but, has anyone decided what this "arc" is? Like off the heels of the Twitch departnering? It seems the running theme is tying up loose ends.
-Hitting 40 years old
-React to Down the Rabbit Hole
-Rambo and Howard response
-End of Street Fighter Saturdays
-Banning Keemstar
-DMing WingsofRedemption
All the while burying himself deeper in his gated community, fattening up his retarded wife, and ignoring any signs his body tells him that he's in trouble. I don't know. I don't see this fool being around by 2024. Purely because he decided to isolate hisself.

If he does an interview with Tevin, Proper, or some other detractor I'll tap out. Thats it at that point.

Poll results thus far

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I don't want to vote in that shit... but I would watch the restreams of Fable.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

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He's so inept that even with the gun against his temple he'd miss and hit a neighbor or Khet.

10-30 years for manslaughter. Nothing he could do.

 

[Coke Zero]

The dumbest part of it is, if Phil was an honest person, there isn't anything to really tell. He offered you a business opportunity with a 50k sign on bonus and you said no. It really is making a mountain out of a molehill for no good reason.

And he unblocked Keem when he heard about the offer. If Phil really wanted nothing to do with him, he would've left him blocked following the little spat when Keem retired from drama alert. Phil really is his own worst enemy, he keeps jumping into these situations.

Yeah its pretty obvious phil at least entertained the idea. You could offer phil a dollar and he would ask what he has to do for it. Sure if it required any kind of effort whatsoever he would turn it down but phil is a whore and will do anything for money as long as its easy enough.

 

[Dona Morte]

Keem is the one who looks like a loser in this whole thing.

No.
Keem came in polite and cordial.
He also said the truth about Phil's begging.
The one mistake he made is linking the stream.
He should have mentioned Phil, and left it up.

Phil was aggressive, vindictive, and childish.
He is CONTINUING to be so if he addresses this.
He also made the cardinal sin of blocking Keem.
No, Phil lost here.

 

[snort inquisition]

Did Keem ever show the receipts from their talk? They talked a few times in DM’s right?

I find it very hard to believe he would actually offer Phil 50K for some dumb shit

Either way he’s a dork, he’s super annoying when he does this, he wants to insert himself into some lolcow drama and just kinda Reeees until they quit ignoring him

He did the same things with wings a couple months ago and was like “just embrace the trolls dude, just don’t block everyone in chat” thank god wings got that sage wisdom from Keem

Like let’s be real, these guys are lolcows because they are incapable of changing or taking good advice, Keem has been online too long to not know this, yet he still wastes his time screeching at them like a monkey, then we’re all supposed to be surprised when they don’t take some weird offer or his advice

keem is trolling, keem is a troll, keem has always been a troll, i don't think keem is a bad person, but at the same time, keem is a troll, he is trying to troll dsp, he knows dsp has a massive ego and how much he begs and plays poor, all he has to do is offer him money because he knows phil is too egotistical and stupid to accept, therefore nullifying the validity of him begging and playing poor and acting like he has no money and "really needs the help right now"

i don't doubt keem would have paid up if phil had done what keem asked

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

My thing about dsp ducking keem/this "easy" 50k is if he's offering dsp that money then he'd logically have match boogie and wings that same amount. That just smells like horseshit imo. Both boogie and wings hate keem just as much as dsp so there's 0 shot they're taking a cut less than any other member.

You're telling me keem is going to pay all 3 of these guys a total of 150k for some weird lolcow podcast? I guess keem makes good money but this whole thing is weird as fuck and sketchy from the get-go. If there's one thing dsp is good at, it's putting in minimum effort for easy money. This ain't it. This is keem being weird again because he's bored.

 

[Bill Elliot]

He's so inept that even with the gun against his temple he'd miss and hit a neighbor or Khet.

10-30 years for manslaughter. Nothing he could do.

Nah, he'd do what Captain Sobel from Band of Brothers did. Tried to shoot himself, went through his temples and behind his eyes. Blinded him for the rest of his life, lived in a VA hospital and croaked. Didn't have a funeral because no one wanted to attend the service.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

My thing about dsp ducking keem/this "easy" 50k is if he's offering dsp that money then he'd logically have match boogie and wings that same amount. That just smells like horseshit imo. Both boogie and wings hate keem just as much as dsp so there's 0 shot they're taking a cut less than any other member.

You're telling me keem is going to pay all 3 of these guys a total of 150k for some weird lolcow podcast? I guess keem makes good money but this whole thing is weird as fuck and sketchy from the get-go. If there's one thing dsp is good at, it's putting in minimum effort for easy money. This ain't it. This is keem being weird again because he's bored.

Keem probably wanted to do a hot tub podcast with them which is why it was ultimately turned down.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

but I would watch the restreams of Fable.

Why? So you can hear "Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?" once a minute with how badly he'd play the damn game?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I want to highlight a little funny moment from last night I think is getting missed because of all the Keem stuff. Capping from Piece's stream since the Raw mirror crapped out.

2:15:52 if the timestamp doesn't work.
So Phil tells Slayer the retarded paypig he can't put the game he wanted in the poll because it needed just one more nomination. Nothing he can do, the rules are the rules. Except when two games he doesn't want to play, Mario Strikers and Catherine, get 7 and 6 nominations respectively, Phil is free to remove those games from the poll. But there's simply no way for Phil to add a frequent whale's pick because it only got 3 noms. His hands are tied! Nothing he can do!

 

[Coke Zero]

No.
Keem came in polite and cordial.
He also said the truth about Phil's begging.
The one mistake he made is linking the stream.
He should have mentioned Phil, and left it up.

Phil was aggressive, vindictive, and childish.
He is CONTINUING to be so if he addresses this.
He also made the cardinal sin of blocking Keem.
No, Phil lost here.

Exactly, some people seem to be overestimating how much time/effort keemstar is wasting on phil. He's made a couple of tweets and posted some messages in his youtube chat. Thats really it. Phil has spent way more time with this than keemstar. Some people here are trying to make it seem like keemstar is spending hours a day trying to recruit phil for months at a time instead of just jabbing him here and there with tweets or whatever. Keemstar has probably literally spent less than 15 minutes total the past month on phil.

Which guy has had the bigger impact on the other guys content? Phil isn't anywhere close to winning in this situation.

 

[Michael Janke]

Poll results thus far

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Zelda 2 is going to be interesting.
even with save scumming, the game is brutal. it's not about going through the paths directly, it's about grinding through the game finding out where to go and what to do.
his chat can't really hold his hand through it either, even if they told him what to do, he still has to grind and do it. it's not any easier knowing what to do.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

I want to highlight a little funny moment from last night I think is getting missed because of all the Keem stuff. Capping from Piece's stream since the Raw mirror crapped out.

2:15:52 if the timestamp doesn't work.
So Phil tells Slayer the retarded paypig he can't put the game he wanted in the poll because it needed just one more nomination. Nothing he can do, the rules are the rules. Except when two games he doesn't want to play, Mario Strikers and Catherine, get 7 and 6 nominations respectively, Phil is free to remove those games from the poll. But there's simply no way for Phil to add a frequent whale's pick because it only got 3 noms. His hands are tied! Nothing he can do!

If Zelda II does win Phil will come out and say the Trolls voted for it again therefor invalid.

At which point he probably pick Fable.

 

[DownwardFowl]

I know this is aitistic but, has anyone decided what this "arc" is?

Throwing shit at the wall and seeing what will stick to fulfill Phil’s multiple crippling addictions.

Propping up a corpse of a channel with wire and wood.

The not so subtle existential anxiety he lives everyday knowing he can’t save money or retire.

Nothing else of interest is happening otherwise imo

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

but I thought we didn't know what the 50k was for, but phil is saying something about a podcast that boogie told him about.

While everyone was assuming Keem wants Phil to fight, I knew the offer was more down to earth. It was nice to partake in some daydreaming but let's be real: of course Keem made him a reasonable offer and of course DSP turned it down. And why is that? Based on the little info we got it comes across to me as if Phil actually tried his pignosis schtick on Keem. Which is mind bogglingly hillarious. Like, he actually expected to have Keemstar dancing to his tune and obey him like one of his paypigs, telling him when and how they can speak. Amazing...just amazing...

"Keemstar has a worse reputation than me"

Sorry to say philbert but I dont think there is even 1 streamer/ytber with a worse reputation than you.

Big agree. <3

I know this is aitistic but, has anyone decided what this "arc" is? Like off the heels of the Twitch departnering? It seems the running theme is tying up loose ends.
-Hitting 40 years old
-React to Down the Rabbit Hole
-Rambo and Howard response
-End of Street Fighter Saturdays
-Banning Keemstar
-DMing WingsofRedemption
All the while burying himself deeper in his gated community, fattening up his retarded wife, and ignoring any signs his body tells him that he's in trouble. I don't know. I don't see this fool being around by 2024. Purely because he decided to isolate hisself.

If he does an interview with Tevin, Proper, or some other detractor I'll tap out. Thats it at that point.

I don't want to vote in that shit... but I would watch the restreams of Fable.

Feels a lot like the "sad arc" or "pathetic arc" to me.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I want to highlight a little funny moment from last night I think is getting missed because of all the Keem stuff. Capping from Piece's stream since the Raw mirror crapped out.

2:15:52 if the timestamp doesn't work.
So Phil tells Slayer the retarded paypig he can't put the game he wanted in the poll because it needed just one more nomination. Nothing he can do, the rules are the rules. Except when two games he doesn't want to play, Mario Strikers and Catherine, get 7 and 6 nominations respectively, Phil is free to remove those games from the poll. But there's simply no way for Phil to add a frequent whale's pick because it only got 3 noms. His hands are tied! Nothing he can do!

The bottom line is thus: Philbert doesn't want to play your weeb shit for free, so contact him "behind the scenes" and arrange a fat payout. And don't forget the game guide this time, he doesnt want to have to pay attention!

 

[marlintan]

Feels a lot like the "sad arc" or "pathetic arc" to me.

summer of love arc

 

[strandedcastaway]

I realize this is going to be an incredibly unpopular opinion, but I think Keem is the one who looks like a loser in this whole thing.

If Keem is really willing to offer DSP $50,000 to sit at ringside and commentate on fights AND DSP is afraid to do it, they're both total fucking losers. With Phil's love of money, It has to be something more embarrassing to Phil than that if he won't do it. Then again, this is DSP we're talking about. But anyway, Phil is a miserable bankrupt failure and Keem isn't, so in Phil's "$200 hat goal" world, DSP will always be the loser of the two.

I know this is aitistic but, has anyone decided what this "arc" is? Like off the heels of the Twitch departnering? It seems the running theme is tying up loose ends.

The arc is "I hate games and I'm out of ideas, but I'll continue to milk the remaining dentheads for as long as I can, whining and crying all the way." Phil's in that twin-engine plane where one engine has stalled but every time the other is about to die, someone throws money at it to get it running again. Plane is still barely in the air though.

 

[Bill Elliot]

You're telling me keem is going to pay all 3 of these guys a total of 150k for some weird lolcow podcast? I guess keem makes good money but this whole thing is weird as fuck and sketchy from the get-go. If there's one thing dsp is good at, it's putting in minimum effort for easy money. This ain't it. This is keem being weird again because he's bored.

Keem is a troll at heart. If he had his way, he would make the same amount of money he is right now doing the FAG shit and bullying Wings every day. He's just using his money to find more creative ways to fuck with these people