DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Has Phil ever played Stanley Parable? It is, functionally, just a walking simulator, but the myriad of ways you 'play' the game and there are NO guide rails (except the one time after you unplug the phone where that's the whole joke) would be amazing. Not that Phil would appreciate one iota of what the game is ACTUALLY about but having him whine about being insulted, mocked, etc. by the narrator endlessly, by design, would make for some actual content.
He played it back in 2013, I'm surprised he didn't bother playing the Ultra Deluxe version. Knowing how he is nowadays, he most certainly wouldn't appreciate it, especially considering the amount of effort they've put into it.
Oh, and I think in the new version there's the game about pressing the baby button for four hours straight? I wonder how Phil would cope with being forced to do THAT.
That was added in the 2013 standalone version(mod version came out in 2011, I believe). The Ultra Deluxe version adds much more.
 
"you have no grounds to complain if you didn't vote"
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pic related: DSP "staying in his lane"
 
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Phil: "You guys can't complain about the viewers choice games, you literally nominated the games! How can you get mad at me for something YOU control?"
Chatter: "You said you would accept nominations for Mario Strikers at first but then changed your mind. That wasn't cool."
Phil: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's online only, there's no reason to play it. Fuck off!"

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"If you complain one more time I'm just gonna kick you out. Stop bitching. Shut the fuck up, noone cares about your bitchiness!"
 
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Phil: "You guys can't complain about the viewers choice games, you literally nominated the games! How can you get mad at me for something YOU control?"
Chatter: "You said you would accept nominations for Mario Strikers at first but then changed your mind. That wasn't cool."
Phil: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's online only, there's no reason to play it. Fuck off!"
You would think that the dents would catch on the multiple times that Phil has done this before, but I guess "slow learner" really does apply here.
 
What happened with the poll? Did he rig it again?
He discounted suggestions based on personal preference. I can somewhat understand to have rules in place like "no MMOs" for practical reasons (not interested in subscriptioj based games) but he discounted a lot of things due to games being too similar to something he was already doing or just because it wouldn't generate revenue.
 
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