🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 50 45.5%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.9%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 43.6%
  • Total voters
    110
break these cuffs said:
Right? He makes $1000 a stream. A true Ralphamale would just go out and buy a $500 dollar lighter after forcing Corrine to give him a couple grams of coke.
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Where I come from crackheads usually fucking forget about eating and are Eugenie Cooney skeletal tier. I'm talking about lowest of the low people that barely get any money and blow it all in crack, they have zero shame and they sometimes add fucked up stuff to make whatever they are able to get last longer. (Like literally rat poison)

They are so broke that can't even afford to buy a crackpipe, so what they do is they go around their hood and steal lightbulbs to use them as crack pipes.

4 years ago I lost like 90 lbs and when people saw me after avoiding socialization for like 8 months while I worked out and people immediately asked "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?"

I Jokingly said "I did the 100 W lightbulb diet"

Sounds Ralph is actually trying something like this lmao
 
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Fannyscum said:
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Ethan Ralph: Ah didn't sniff the shit, aylawg! Ah'm a lawng-time ahwll-taime great cocaine addict! Ah was clearin' mah coke nose!
Also Ethan Ralph: No ah don't do any coke. Yuhr ah laiyr, das the dumbest shit.

Don't go undermining your ironclad coke fiend story now by pretending you aren't doing cocaine daily like a true Ralphamale, big pig.
 
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I'm surprised nobody here posted the tweet where he admits he spends part of his money on cocaine.
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Ralph has proudly retweeted this clip, so this is clearly another five star banger from the Killstream.
  • Three or four girls laugh at how Ralph looks, how he dresses and the size of his dick
  • Even without seeing Ralph's face you can feel the PTSD getting triggered
  • Ralph is absolutely SMASHED, can't come up with a coherent comeback
  • Awkwardly mumbles "werur cutting skurs at"
  • Gets ignored
  • Gets called an old man
  • Declares himself the winner of this confrontation, the Ralphamale asserts his dominance as always
The top of the sekter, everybody

 
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Tonberry said:
Ralph has proudly retweeted this clip, so this is clearly another five star banger from the Killstream.
  • Three or four girls laugh at how Ralph looks, how he dresses and the size of his dick
  • Even without seeing Ralph's face you can feel the PTSD getting triggered
  • Ralph is absolutely SMASHED, can't come up with a coherent comeback
  • Awkwardly mumbles "werur cutting skurs at"
  • Gets ignored
  • Gets called an old man
  • Declares himself the winner of this confrontation, the Ralphamale asserts his dominance as always
The top of the sekter, everybody

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Ralph is an expert at rooting out a vulnerable teenage girl's insecurities, sir! He can root them out like a truffle pig! You understand now?
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph is an expert at rooting out a vulnerable teenage girl's insecurities, sir! He can root them out like a truffle pig! You understand now?
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I gotta admit, it did seem to shut the one who was laughing at him up, she looked extremely self conscious and looked to be trying to hide her arm, and her "friends" seemed to get even more upset on her behalf and very protective of her.
So great job Ralph, you correctly assessed a bat shit crazy danger hair teen lesbo at a feminist rally was a cutter and nearly made her cry.
Very Ralpha of you 🙄
 
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