DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

So Phil's strong moral code won't allow him to take money from Keemstar because he would feel dirty. It does however allow him to milk:

• Actual Cripples like Robonwheels and Superblindman
• Timboslice who has been bankrupt 3 times and doesn't have a pot to piss in
• Jaxx Raxxor who works in customer service and makes infinitely less than Phil
• The terminally lonely and mentally ill like Slayer, SnowKarl and OIC.
• Literally anybody who's ever fallen for one of his feigned distress begs where he doesn't have money for the cat/food/the zoo/a new shower despite spending $50K+ on mobile games.

But Keemstar's where he draws the line...

I'd say his real reason for rejecting it is the idea of someone else being his boss. Granted, even back in the day he technically was an employee of Machinima, curse, and even twitch, but he had autonomy. These managers weren't directly telling him what he had to do each day. That autonomy is what his joke of a life is built around even to this day. And I've noticed the times when someone tries to tell him what to do and how pissy he gets when it happens. E.g. the Machinima incident when he Karen'd out because he was asked to not try to report to someone above who he was talking to. And while I'm not able to find it through PigPigGo anymore there was a clip of him going off on someone during one of his chill streams for MLB 2019 because they said his coverage of E3 was bad.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I know that I'm about an hour behind but yeah I'm gonna have to give this W to the bearded gnome. He probably got bored and wanted to fuck with someone. He knew how dense, autistic and narcissistic DSP is and remembered what his previous experience with trying to do business dealings with him was like, so he just did the same thing that he did back then and the result didn't change. Phil coping, moping and seething at Keem for 20 minutes and giving us the golden quote that is "I'd rather be a beggar than a Keemstar." Remember that the last time this happened Phil admitted that he's stuck on level 1 and said that he'd rather be a loser than be Keemstar.

RENT
FUCKING
FREE

I'm not the biggest gnome supporter.

But if I had to choose between living my life as a fucking Pig Roach or a Bearded Gnome...I'd choose Gnome.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

man i hope keem drops the dms so we can see how weasely and fuckheaded phil is to keem lmao

"Good evening, sir! How may I be of service to you?" - phil probably

 

[UsedUp]

Another example DSP not doing anything to help himself. He just wants to sit there and have money thrown at him for literally doing nothing.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I guess I'm not understanding how if Phil's "moral code" or whatever prevents him from working with someone like keemstar, why didn't that same moral code prevent him from reaching out to keemstar about the offer and entertaining the idea of discussing it further in the first place?

Phil was open to the idea at least a little before the initial talks fell apart for whatever reasons so how can Phil now say he's above keemstar when he just admitted he was interested in the offer at first?

Phil's moral code is gibsmedats and fuck off. He doesn't want to deal with anyone, like whatever companies before and certainly any e-celebs that will insult him.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this is...odd...this whole seeming obsessed ramble of RTU breastfeeding him and what it means to breastfeed.

Fucker literally read "I'm not going to put it in a bottle" twice, outloud then says (paraphrasing) how are you going to breast feed me from a bottle, thats not breast feeding. Oh you said you NOT going to put it in a bottle then goes on to say how it's not breastfeeding.

Bitch is 3 sheets to the wind or has that bad of a learning disability he can read something 3 times and still not get it.

Also I haven't played these games in a looooong time but i'm pretty sure Simond and Durak-ula aren't actual characters.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He doesn't want to deal with anyone, like whatever companies before and certainly any e-celebs that will insult him.

Speaking of which:

Phil's glass ego once again fucks him over.

 

[King Nutsack]

Jun 27, 2022
Post-1MinuteMan-begging:


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I Would Argue that his attempts at damage control may have actually done MORE damage to him in the long term, but deep down I know that pigroach luck will prevail and his whales will keep giving him handouts. It's just disturbing seeing how shameless the panhandling has gotten here.

 

[Lift Me Up]

The level DSP imagines he plays at when playing any SF game.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Jun 27, 2022
Post-1MinuteMan-begging:


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Seeing this after waiting so patiently for an interesting arc



If the wheelchairs start being responsible with their money Phil is fucked.

 

[tomstone]

has there ever been a paypig more pathetic than 1minuteman?
he is owning us detractors left and right

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Pargon]

Jun 27, 2022
Post-1MinuteMan-begging:


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What the fuck is with this tone of voice like he’s talking to a group of child laborers. Chill and fun stream.

Kill yourself, Phil.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What the fuck is with this tone of voice like he’s talking to a group of child laborers. Chill and fun stream.

Kill yourself, Phil.

Reality is setting in.

 

[Grammatik]

Tyrone released a love song for Khet.

 

[Ortsnay]

This folks is the look of true happiness only begging can give you!

 

[PieceofShet]

Jun 27, 2022
Post-1MinuteMan-begging:


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At this point he doesnt even say "thanks" to 1mm tip, just states there is one.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Speaking of which:
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Phil's glass ego once again fucks him over.

40 year old thin-skinned enough to have to defend his e-honor.

Also, subtle, but yet more snot-nosed behavior, straight from DSP, that he instantly blames on his viewers.

 

[Agent Proper]

At this point he doesnt even say "thanks" to 1mm tip, just states there is one.

That is why I believe that it they have arranged cuck bux for the week.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I swear I hear Metokur somewhere in the distance whenever DSP starts his kham ahn, I pressed X and it did Y!