Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Just wanted to report that Top Gun Maverick (AKA the exact opposite of the sequel trilogy) made over a billion dollars worldwide. If it makes another $70 million it will beat The Rise of Skywalker. If it makes another $300 million it will beat The Last Jedi.

I seriously hope it beats TROS at least. It would just be hilarious seeing the so called end of the Skywalker saga get BTFO by Tom Cruise.
 
The Galaxy wouldn’t have been taken over by Sidious had Anakin used these.
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He was decent in Kenobi but that was like 20 minutes of content tops. Don't really need anything more.
Like Vader in Kenobi already works as the transition period from Revenge of the Sith Anakin to A New Hope

Especially when Vader's first actions in Revenge of the Sith was crying over Padme and raging over her death
 
Just wanted to report that Top Gun Maverick (AKA the exact opposite of the sequel trilogy) made over a billion dollars worldwide. If it makes another $70 million it will beat The Rise of Skywalker. If it makes another $300 million it will beat The Last Jedi.

I seriously hope it beats TROS at least. It would just be hilarious seeing the so called end of the Skywalker saga get BTFO by Tom Cruise.
Not just worldwide - worldwide without China.
 
Anakin and Padme saw each other, like maybe a dozen times throughout the clone wars. Half of those times it was brief, a fourth was shared assignments or missions. Their actual opportunities to engage in conjugal activity were...probably very limited.

They have sex in legends 5 months before ROTS(hence Anakin's shock in the movie), and maybe a few times before then.

Given the risks they took with the secret marriage and all, they really didn't have much of a domestic life.
 
Speaking of Grievous....
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His vital organs were burned to ashes, you'd couldn't be more dead than that.

Death is meaningless in Disney's SW after all.

If death is meaningless, then life is meaningless as consequence.
Now that Disney owns Marvel, it's doing to SW what Marvel (and DC) have done with their characters for decades: kill them, bring them back to life, kill them again, ad nauseam.
 
That along with the hiccups in their movies showed how little disney's creative heads cared about the media they're adapting since they couldn't even bother to maintain consistency with the start of ANH for Rogue Juan. Bad Robot also didn't bother to rewatch the OT for PlanIX hence JJ and crew's dumbass assumption that the Death Star in ROTJ is the same one from ANH and having so much of the debris remain in tact with no warp explanation and having it all end up on another Endor moon for no reason, then there's the Kenobi idiots not bothering to rewatch the prequels before making their show resulting in their own hiccups.
TThat's exactly what I thought happened to the death Star when I first watched ROTJ when I was a kid that it just blew up into two pieces 1/2 blasted to smithereens and the other half was blown to endor.
 
Now that Disney owns Marvel, it's doing to SW what Marvel (and DC) have done with their characters for decades: kill them, bring them back to life, kill them again, ad nauseam.
Next Maul gets brought back as a sentient zombie via Filoni dathomir witch magic. You can bet your ass on it, especially with how much they've been milking the one dimension incarnation of the Dathomir witches from Filoni Wars lately.
Speaking of Grievous....
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His vital organs were burned to ashes, you'd couldn't be more dead than that.
Stupid milking and shameless clickbait plots like this keep on happening in the wake of crappy new deadend shows and the franchise becomes even more of a zombie itself, and all fans both new and old care about is that the host of EP Daily convinced Hayden Christiensen to say Ahsoka's nickname during an interview and want to see him and Rosario Dawson kiss...
 
Replayed Jedi Academy for my violent vidya fix.

i used to think the story was an excuse for gameplay, but modern star wars is so shit, i could see it as revolutionary if it were made today.
The game gives you the option to fall to the dark side, and makes it very tempting by locking it behind killing your bitchy, weak-ass “friend.”

This makes it a far more interesting story than Fallen Order, where good boy Cal barely goes through an arc, let alone one where he has to confront the dark side’s inclinations. When you do see it, it’s a walking sequence without an inch of player choice.

And going dark side gives you the opportunity to fight Kyle motherfucking Katarn. It’s great.
 
The game gives you the option to fall to the dark side, and makes it very tempting by locking it behind killing your bitchy, weak-ass “friend.”

This makes it a far more interesting story than Fallen Order, where good boy Cal barely goes through an arc, let alone one where he has to confront the dark side’s inclinations. When you do see it, it’s a walking sequence without an inch of player choice.

And going dark side gives you the opportunity to fight Kyle motherfucking Katarn. It’s great.
>Dark Side is le easy route
>Actually gives you the hardest and best mission in the game
>Kyle is the final boss and can deactivate his lightsaber to beat the shit out of you

it not being canon at the time was a mistake
 
Finished the second season of The Mandalorian, and I'm not really sure where the praise comes from. It actually got really boring by its end. I watched it with a lady friend and even she was eye-rolling at there being 4 ladies in the team, and hated the Ahsoka episode.

Honestly, what makes them think there's anything remotely exciting about watching level 100 Triple Prestige Mandalorians mowing down scores of Level 1 Stormtroopers? Who gives a shit? There's nothing that makes them a threat, and the Empire never magically adapts to getting their Star Destroyer/Doomsday device boarded and fucked over by whomever for the 20th time. It worked for the original cast because they were human and very lacking in any sort of armour or protection, so they stood a chance of getting shot or killed. Compare that to a bunch of mercs wearing invulnerable armour. It's just not engaging, and predictable. "Oh look, the two guys with jetpacks took off to the sides and some Stormtroopers appeared to attack the grounded guys moments later. I'll bet the jetpackers will come back and kill them all. Oh look, there it is! *snore*"

That's to say nothing about everyone being a bunch of retards to let the plot happen. Boba Fett appearing to threaten the Mandalorian with violent force, yet is the first to back down at the sign of violence? He knew the kid was taken by the Dark Troopers that he's aiming to intercept, yet he has to be told to disengage because he might kill the kid that he's already aware of?

The Moff guy allowing their stupid shuttle craft to crash through the launch bay doors to immediately fuck up his grand scheme? You don't think he wouldn't immediately fire upon them for violating his orders? Close the doors so they couldn't enter? Order the TIE Fighter that's about to be launched to shoot at them? They had nothing of value for him to reconsider destroying them, and it's one fucking shuttle craft versus his entire operation.

Even the Dark Troopers stop attacking the doors the characters are hiding behind for 10 minutes so that Luke can come destroy them before it's too late. It was ridiculously contrived, and the CGI still looked fake and Uncanny Valley as all heck.

Pedro Pascal constantly stroking his own ego and showing off his face also takes all impact away from the character too. It's the Master Chief thing - show his face and whatever mystique or intrigue the character has is suddenly dead and gone.
 
Like Vader in Kenobi already works as the transition period from Revenge of the Sith Anakin to A New Hope

Especially when Vader's first actions in Revenge of the Sith was crying over Padme and raging over her death
That's code for "I just want to see Vader be emo and violently kill people"
Finished the second season of The Mandalorian, and I'm not really sure where the praise comes from. It actually got really boring by its end. I watched it with a lady friend and even she was eye-rolling at there being 4 ladies in the team, and hated the Ahsoka episode.

Honestly, what makes them think there's anything remotely exciting about watching level 100 Triple Prestige Mandalorians mowing down scores of Level 1 Stormtroopers? Who gives a shit? There's nothing that makes them a threat, and the Empire never magically adapts to getting their Star Destroyer/Doomsday device boarded and fucked over by whomever for the 20th time. It worked for the original cast because they were human and very lacking in any sort of armour or protection, so they stood a chance of getting shot or killed. Compare that to a bunch of mercs wearing invulnerable armour. It's just not engaging, and predictable. "Oh look, the two guys with jetpacks took off to the sides and some Stormtroopers appeared to attack the grounded guys moments later. I'll bet the jetpackers will come back and kill them all. Oh look, there it is! *snore*"

That's to say nothing about everyone being a bunch of retards to let the plot happen. Boba Fett appearing to threaten the Mandalorian with violent force, yet is the first to back down at the sign of violence? He knew the kid was taken by the Dark Troopers that he's aiming to intercept, yet he has to be told to disengage because he might kill the kid that he's already aware of?

The Moff guy allowing their stupid shuttle craft to crash through the launch bay doors to immediately fuck up his grand scheme? You don't think he wouldn't immediately fire upon them for violating his orders? Close the doors so they couldn't enter? Order the TIE Fighter that's about to be launched to shoot at them? They had nothing of value for him to reconsider destroying them, and it's one fucking shuttle craft versus his entire operation.

Even the Dark Troopers stop attacking the doors the characters are hiding behind for 10 minutes so that Luke can come destroy them before it's too late. It was ridiculously contrived, and the CGI still looked fake and Uncanny Valley as all heck.

Pedro Pascal constantly stroking his own ego and showing off his face also takes all impact away from the character too. It's the Master Chief thing - show his face and whatever mystique or intrigue the character has is suddenly dead and gone.
You know if the Blandalorian ended after S1 (or even S2) I could understand where the unwarranted praise was coming from. They learned nothing from the sequels sucking every dick on the planet or Mando S1 being the surprise lucky as shit success they needed after the disasters known as Soylo and The Rise of Skywalker. S2 turning into a D+ spinoff factory with writing that still hasn't gotten any better since S1 showed they didn't learn from the flaws of S1. Now BoBF confirmed the fanwank ending of S2 doesn't matter and it's back to the status quo until the show ends.

I kind of wish S1 failed solely so they wouldn't have milked it the way they did and greenlight 30 Disney+ spinoffs with no reason to exist.
 
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