DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Slayer forced Phil to watch multiple k-pop videos, and b/c Phil's a fucking retard, he had to do it 3 separate times. From clicking through to random points, Phil was just saying shit. Slayer got ~25 minutes of direct Phil action for $50, and it sounds like he's planning on getting that every month. Slayer is one of the most effective detractors now by forcing Phil to do something he loathes for less money than before.

DSP is probably angry about Slayer not only uploading this video, but planning on uploading every single one of DSP's hostage proof of life videos. I'd be surprised if DSP didn't feel embarrassment by the shit these people get him to do and say.
 
Gonna give my two cents about this Keem thing since everyone else is anyways.

Both of them are fucking losers. One gained his notoriety by gaming the YT algorithm in its heyday and spamming 2 minute-long videos to monopolize the search results for gameplay videos; the other started off as a console troll for the Halo games (FPSs created for the losers who couldn’t handle PC gaming) and transitioned into covering z-list and d-list internet drama, arguably the lowest form of content on the internet showcasing some of the most depressed, decadent, and disgusting human beings to ever imprint themselves on the public domain (hell, this website is mostly dedicated to the losers Keemstar talks about on his shitty show).

However, regardless of the personalities populating this drama, DSP’s response to this whole experience was just illuminating as to how socially inept he really is at dealing with people. Phil’s autistic control fetish was once again exposed demonstrating how he’d willingly blow up a potential $50,000 deal because someone didn’t follow his insane instructions. These types of events really indicate that Phil has no idea how to conduct himself socially. Imagine flipping your shit because someone dared call you outside of the stated hours you demanded to be reached out at, and justifying it by comparing yourself as acting or entertainment talent whose demands have to be respected since it’s him you are seeking for content, not the other way around. That’s right, know your place Keem, you little bitch, Phil makes the rules in this relationship. I mean, the levels of delusion have reached a new peak. Everyone is able to see Phil for the joke that he is but himself. The levels of copium to live your daily life thinking you’re not the joke of the internet are staggering.

The other major element in this story is that supposed $50,000 deal. A few things: 1) really weird to publicly announce such a thing on Twitter, I guess if it was to get the pig’s attention it worked but weird way to flex, 2) having Boogie, Wings and DSP on a podcast at the cost of $150,000 simply isn’t worth it as all these three individuals are relatively niche lolcows that are past their prime and don’t generate insane amounts of views, 3) why offer the pig $50k when TheQuarterPounder got him for free? Plus that podcast/ interview really showed at awful of a guest Phil was and clearly indicated he wouldn’t come in the public’s eye unless he was allowed to curate the conversation and ban certain topics of discussion.

This whole thing was a nothingburger from the get-go but it’s always entertaining watching Phil fumble and bumble his way through social interactions whenever they happen outside of the very few and very curated avenues left to converse with him (literally only through tipping, BTS scummy-as-fuck emails or his YT chat in which he ignores 99% of non-SuperChat messages).
 
DSP is probably angry about Slayer not only uploading this video, but planning on uploading every single one of DSP's hostage proof of life videos. I'd be surprised if DSP didn't feel embarrassment by the shit these people get him to do and say.
DSP could probably claim the monetization. I bet he still owns the copyright even though it was made for a subscriber perk. It's an interesting question.
 
The 50k why/why not argument is such a pointless one. On one hand Keemstar is a scum sucking piece of shit and Phil ignoring him (for the most part anyway) is the smartest thing he’s done in ages because one, why would you trust him after taking five minutes to read about his history and two even if he was telling the truth would you really believe he had your best interests at heart? And on the other we have Phil who has a long and documented history of not changing one thing about his life unless he’s backed into a corner as well as avoiding unfamiliar social situations. If Keem was genuine, Phil still would’ve never bitten, and if Phil was interested it is I think extremely likely that Keem would’ve misrepresented the deal in some significant way.
Except none of that was Phil's reason for not doing it. He said he wouldn't work with Keemstar because 1) Keem called him at the wrong time of day and he can't ever talk except certain hours, 2) He can't take money from a big meanie like Keem. He never said he didn't trust him. If Phil wasn't a narcissist who lives in mortal fear of having to interact in situations he can't control, he could have at least negotiated a deal to see if it was all a joke. Every day we hear how he's barely getting by, and today in his rant he said he "could have given his wife a honeymoon" AND paid off his back taxes but he just couldn't take that $50K from someone mean. He literally said he begs to make a living instead.

I'm sure some idiot will throw money at him eventually, but the day/night streams combined so far are at $99 total. For such over-the-top begging (which he's still doing right now), even his dents seem to see through it.
 
I notice SF with this collection that Phil is really going hard and letting go of restrictions. He's picking broken versions of characters regardless and still getting his ass whooped. All the scrubs are gone and he seems to be fighting a new batch of people.

Nice change of pace compared to Super Turbo Fridays but still kinda ass since we have seen this same shit for years now.
 
DSP is probably angry about Slayer not only uploading this video, but planning on uploading every single one of DSP's hostage proof of life videos. I'd be surprised if DSP didn't feel embarrassment by the shit these people get him to do and say.
Since the 50 tier on patreon claims its one video for every month a patreon is subscribed, i don't think phill will try to pull the "one time benefit" unless he wants to be a real asshole. or he can claim that since its uploaded to his channel its under his copyright protection.

But I don't know how much "mask off" Phil will want to get with Slayer especially knowing that his circle of whales and piggies is slowly shrinking.
 
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Instead of trying to come up with a good beg, it's now just straight up DEMANDS! "C'mon, guys! Let's hit at LEAST the first tips goal." Now that the cat is out of the bag, no pun intended, Phil can finally say "You know what? Fuck it! These fucking idiots NOW know that I'm begging, so, just go with it."


 
The other major element in this story is that supposed $50,000 deal. A few things: 1) really weird to publicly announce such a thing on Twitter, I guess if it was to get the pig’s attention it worked but weird way to flex, 2) having Boogie, Wings and DSP on a podcast at the cost of $150,000 simply isn’t worth it as all these three individuals are relatively niche lolcows that are past their prime and don’t generate insane amounts of views, 3) why offer the pig $50k when TheQuarterPounder got him for free? Plus that podcast/ interview really showed at awful of a guest Phil was and clearly indicated he wouldn’t come in the public’s eye unless he was allowed to curate the conversation and ban certain topics of discussion.
Agreed, I assume Keem was trolling Phil with the $50k number because Phil is nowhere near popular enough to warrant money like that. There's nothing embarrassing enough Phil could do that to draw enough eyes because nobody follows him outside of these very small niche communities. $5k for Phil is excessive. Boogie is the only one there that maybe could warrant that.
 
Damn I’m just checking out the Keem rant but Holy shit I’m dead “I guess he has people who do stuff for him for free. Figure that one out”

NIGGA WHAT phil, you have figured that one out….you’ve never payed anyone for the art you use on your slideshows or for any of the music you play…

Also nice retcon on the fapping incident. “I’m laughing and rolling with it” definitely not what he did. It’s really weird how I’ve never seen phil respond to something negative in his life like this, but I hear from him that it happened all the time

He also compared jackass with keeping up with the Kardashians….which is definitely a take
 
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Agreed, I assume Keem was trolling Phil with the $50k number because Phil is nowhere near popular enough to warrant money like that. There's nothing embarrassing enough Phil could do that to draw enough eyes because nobody follows him outside of these very small niche communities. $5k for Phil is excessive. Boogie is the only one there that maybe could warrant that.
This. I think even Phil still has enough common sense to spot when something is too good to be true. Not to say that Phil can't be baited. Tut hit that sweet spot of just the right amount of money without it sounding too good to be real. Same with pushup guy, he baited Phil with the promise of what, $100 or $200? IIRC, there was some other podcaster dude a few years back that offered 1k or something and almost got Phil to agree to an interview. Heck, Slayer is a non-detractor example, granted he's definitely donated an absurd amount to Phil over the years. IMO, if Keem offered $5k for a podcast appearance or whatever he was doing, it'd probably work, or he'd at least be able to drag it out longer and get Phil to call him "sir" in his response tweets.

I don't remember who did it, think it was more or less a nobody, but some dude tried to email Phil once about giving him a super expensive gaming PC or something as long as Phil didn't publicly announce it. IIRC, this was when we were trying to figure out whether behind the scene donations were a thing, so the guy was trying to trap Phil. Phil kinda took the bait, but he definitely wasn't responding seriously and seemed to treat it like it was too good to be true, and when the guy released the email chain it was a big nothingburger. I'll at least give Keem some credit, he got some pretty funny rants/admissions of begging at the very least.

I should also add the usual disclaimer, I think it's dumb to throw money at Phil to make him dance for you, even if you have excessive money like Tut did. Pushup guy definitely had the right idea because I think it's safe to say even if Phil really did publicly humiliate himself by doing real pushups on camera, that dude (presumably) wasn't going to pay up. So if anyone feels the need to bait Phil with money, that's how you do it. And if you absolutely have to light your money on fire with trolling Phil, at least spend it in a way that doesn't go directly to him. Pay some PI or whatever to go whalewatching on Phil's day off and snap a pic of him and Khet together. Try and get Rambo to do a response video, things like that.
 
DSP could probably claim the monetization. I bet he still owns the copyright even though it was made for a subscriber perk. It's an interesting question.
There is actually some legal precedent in this. Since Slayer was the one who commissioned the work he would have copyright, as Phil would not have created the content in question without the direction and compensation of Slayer. This is how Marvel screwed over a lot of their original writing staff and kept copyright over a bunch of their characters even though the guys were freelance.
 
I just watched Snort Burnell's video and for the first time he's actually made me MATI.

His glibness about "how things are done" when communicating with email shows how he is a 40 year old with absolutely no lfie experience. Phil, you stupid broke loser, people "communicate" by talking to each other, which is what humans have done for thousands of years, going back to eeking and ooking at each other in our caves by the fire pit.

You know what's not natural? Fucking e-mail.

This is how 99% of business deals are handled: you talk things out, negotiate, come to a common understanding, then one or both parties goes back to the computer and says "Per our discussion ..." then write out the high level bullet points. Then lawyers get involved in the minutiae, you read the document and ensure it's consistent with your understanding, and you sign the fucking document.

Phil, you're a busy guy. You do two streams a day! You only have ONE day off to take your fat fucking horse out to eat. You know what the worst way to hash out a business deal is? Through email. Where every point of contention has to be brought up, counteroffered, send the email, wait 6 hours, etc. Whatever the fuck Keemstar was going to offer you was probably time sensitive and he didn't have time to have months of back-and-forth with someone as busy as you.
 
"I can't blahk!! The game won't block it! I'm naht doing anything, dood!"
*Loudly mashing buttons while holding back*
Seems to be a theme. He was yucking it up a lot in Darkstalkers 2 when i paid attention. Yeah no shit you can't crouch block a jump attack, Phil. You should know this.

There are many instances of these type of things happening and I miss the slow edited recaps that detractors would make where he's clearly fucking up.
I booted up my own copy and put the dummy to record on both ST and Darkstalkers 2. In both games, my jump attacks were connecting to a recording I made of just holding back+down. He was clearly crouch blocking for these which is why he was getting hit by the combos from Jon Rambo.

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(His crouch block animation)

Unless of course he was surely meaning to stand block but LAAAAAAAG. I'd think that but he kept gettin hit by it without reiterating his actual issue. Was almost thinking it was rollback there but he was eating the sticky pampy characters hits like crazy.
 
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