Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I love how his titlecard clearly shows he thinks raw chicken is done chicken. The drumsticks are clearly still fuckin' cluckin in it.

Not for long, they're going to drown to death in all that grease, holy shit

 

[AnOminous]

I love how his titlecard clearly shows he thinks raw chicken is done chicken. The drumsticks are clearly still fuckin' cluckin in it.

They're fucking bright red on the SURFACE. How is it even possible to be this absolutely incompetent? Or is he just doing it out of spite at this point?

 

[rubytintedchix]

An exchange from yesterday…



Does Walmart sell Christmas stuff in August now too?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

They're fucking bright red on the SURFACE. How is it even possible to be this absolutely incompetent? Or is he just doing it out of spite at this point?

I mean it appears that he has zero self-awareness, but then he has to know about his critics and hate watchers since he gets episodes of Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man pulled (love watching this every Saturday btw). So he has to be in denial over it and insisting that we are the ones that are out of touch,


Honestly if he would only accept the mildest of criticism and change based on that, it would really take the wind out of our sails. It would ruin all of the fun. But instead he doubles down and attacks his detractors.

But then again, if Jack is good at something, it’s being an asshole….so maybe he does have a higher sense of self awareness than we think! It certainly isn’t his cooking..

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

An exchange from yesterday…

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Does Walmart sell Christmas stuff in August now too?

I'm continually in awe of how smooth brained this man is. Walmart has christmas stuff in right after halloween because its a massive shipping and distribution rush to get products on the shelves, and the best way to win is to get in early early early. You, on the other hand, are a peddler of what is charitably called cooking videos, a nonfungible video good that is distributed on a platform that primarily promotes new and fresh content. You're not ahead of any game, your just condemning your content to even deeper holes of irrelevance.

I know we've well established his complete incompetence, but you really think he'd have learned something about how Youtube operates, even if unwillingly, over the last few years.

 

[TurdFondler]

I wish I could find a link to that site that used to rent movies recut for mormons, where they'd edit out any sex, nudity, G** words and "politics". It'd be right up his alley. As usual, the movie is Good.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Kids sometimes like people like Jack, fuck, I remember reading some news about a kid who was a fan of a notoriously corrupt politician on my neck of the woods, usually these fade out once they grow up and realize they've been fans of an asshole. But it's equally likely that it's just a young boy who watches critikal and wanted to take a picture with Jack for the fun of it, we won't know either way lol!

Reminds me of the two year old who had a birthday party themed to a lawyer in his area many years ago. His parents even asked for the lawyer to come to the party (he wasn't able to but the kid did get an autograph iirc). Kids are fucking weird

 

[captkrisma]

Ah yes, I'll stay ahead of the comfort food game by buying cheese and meat 5 months in advance. This man is really that stupid.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Ah yes, I'll stay ahead of the comfort food game by buying cheese and meat 5 months in advance. This man is really that stupid.

I smell some pre-paid “food club” scam that this is building up to, that will never be mentioned again after it is exposed once jack finally gets to the point of promoting it publicly. It would be some side-biz of one of the already extant doomsday / end times pedaling MRE / Jim Baker’s Bucket’s survival food scams.


All of this food acquisition strategy in the midst of “the lord providiths” from the other side of his mouth is not for nothing…there is likely another scam running its way through the fundie laser show church circuit

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

They’re coming for you, jack….

 

[Lenzperkins]

I smell some pre-paid “food club” scam that this is building up to, that will never be mentioned again after it is exposed once jack finally gets to the point of promoting it publicly. It would be some side-biz of one of the already extant doomsday / end times pedaling MRE / Jim Baker’s Bucket’s survival food scams.


All of this food acquisition strategy in the midst of “the lord providiths” from the other side of his mouth is not for nothing…there is likely another scam running its way through the fundie laser show church circuit

Fucking doomsday preppers. Why would anyone want to survive an apocalypse?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fucking doomsday preppers. Why would anyone want to survive an apocalypse?

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I swear, Jack mindset will clear up if he gets away from people like this. This whole 4chan edgy doomer shit is stupid and even worst when you’re in your 30s/40s

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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I swear, Jack mindset will clear up if he gets away from people like this. This whole 4chan edgy doomer shit is stupid and even worst when you’re in your 30s/40sView attachment 3435409

Lmaoooooo Jack can’t control his arm

 

[ZipDisk]

I wish I could find a link to that site that used to rent movies recut for mormons, where they'd edit out any sex, nudity, G** words and "politics".

There are several. I know one was shut down because they were essentially pirating the movies to do their "edits" but there are still plenty out there.
They're also scammy as fuck, they advertise a low rate, and then rape old people's credit cards. They do the usual scammer shit of saying "Oh, you're only paying $6.95 a month for the streaming service, the rest is a church "donation".

I used to be fascinated by those services, but I haven't read up on them in a while. One actually managed to get an ad in theaters, that's what led me down the rabbit hole.

In current outrage movie news, there is a theater somewhere in middle obesia that is promising to "fast forward" through the gay kiss in lightyear.

 

[Staffy]

I wish I could find a link to that site that used to rent movies recut for mormons, where they'd edit out any sex, nudity, G** words and "politics". It'd be right up his alley. As usual, the movie is Good.

Yes, it's by Alan Walton, and it was his project called VidAngel.

Recently he and his brother had an app called AI Dungeon (text based adventures with ai helping you) and it had a lot of pissed off subscribers due to censorship changes last year and the quality of the app being downgraded alot. And other various stuff. It's suspected he's behind the censorship changes.

Edit: changed wrong quoted message

Edit 2: After researching it's not Alan Walton's but he worked at that company. Anyways, yes that is none other than VidAngel, only mormon based company so far that censors movies.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

There are several. I know one was shut down because they were essentially pirating the movies to do their "edits" but there are still plenty out there.
They're also scammy as fuck, they advertise a low rate, and then rape old people's credit cards. They do the usual scammer shit of saying "Oh, you're only paying $6.95 a month for the streaming service, the rest is a church "donation".

I used to be fascinated by those services, but I haven't read up on them in a while. One actually managed to get an ad in theaters, that's what led me down the rabbit hole.

In current outrage movie news, there is a theater somewhere in middle obesia that is promising to "fast forward" through the gay kiss in lightyear.

If these clowns really gave a shit and we’re not mindless consoomers of corporate bullshit, they would simply boycott this globohomo shit instead of this Jewish pilpul gag of editing the controversial part out. Or better yet, sponsor a terrible alt version starring Kirk Cameron and Kevin sorbo

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

They’re coming for you, jack…. View attachment 3435397

Does he honestly think the government controls the weather?

Deeper down the conspiracy theory ice berg he goes...

 

[AnOminous]

Or better yet, sponsor a terrible alt version starring Kirk Cameron and Kevin sorbo

That might even provide a certain amount of entertainment for non-morons.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

They’re coming for you, jack…. View attachment 3435397

What's the implication? That Hendersonville is hell? Okay. I can get behind that.

Does he honestly think the government controls the weather?

Deeper down the conspiracy theory ice berg he goes...

Knowing what a Qtard he is I wouldn't be surprised.

That might even provide a certain amount of entertainment for non-morons.

Say what you want about KSorbs, that he's a right-wing loon or whatever, he's at least a decent actor. Unlike Crocoduck boy who has made some of the worst movies out there.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Does he honestly think the government controls the weather?

Deeper down the conspiracy theory ice berg he goes...

I just thought it was him taking the piss, but I think there’s a kernel of truth to it.

Christ, where do Jack find his “friends”? This was on the post about the weather. God, what horrid cunts. I swear his friends need some haldol