Prison Letters (6/13/22) - New Chris Jail Letter to Helena - Bella was possessed by demons and had a "pedo scheme", Helena attempted to collaborate with Chris as he's creating a new book, Soul Bonding is now just holding hands

Big Buns said:
Chris could still get a surprisingly decent girlfriend (for his standards) after he gets out of jail. Never doubt how sick and deprived some people can be. The biggest hurdle will continue to be his laziness.
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If Stephen Assanti from My Six Hundred Pound Life can land himself a decent looking girl than so can Chris. He certainly has enough notoriety now.
 
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Rupin said:
If Stephen Assanti from My Six Hundred Pound Life can land himself a decent looking girl than so can Chris. He certainly has enough notoriety now.
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If Chris wasn't delusional and the embodiment of kick me then I imagine this could be the case. There are plenty of people out there who love louse. The problem is there are very few people who would enjoy having to simultaneously deal with everything he carries with him, and getting targetted for association with him.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
It'd be a pretty white trash relationship, though. It'd be like trying to hook Cyraxx with a girl.
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I think he’d pull a better looking girl than Cyraxx could. Aside from that thing with Barb, Chris has shown in the past that he at least has standards. Cyraxx looks like he’d fuck anything that walks.
 
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Rupin said:
I think he’d pull a better looking than Cyraxx could. Aside from that thing with Barb, Chris has shown in the past that at least has standards. Cyraxx looks like he’d fuck anything that walks.
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That's basically the state Chris appears to be in, or at least appears to be heading. I'm pretty sure five years down the line he's going to say fucking a dog was some kind of "Divine Test" to not report that either.
 
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A-№1 said:
So in other words she's gotten even crazier than I remember. That's almost Chris level crazy.
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Not really. I mean honestly, she’s calmed down a lot since her peak days back in 2014-15. She had ideations of going trans for a few years now but she never progressed beyond that. Mainly she just posts pictures of her cosplays whenever she breaks her long radio silence.
 
A-№1 said:
So in other words she's gotten even crazier than I remember. That's almost Chris level crazy.

How does she ever expect to get her promised Japanese Husbando if she's a "man"?
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It actually IS Chris level crazy. Chris believed that an open wound in his taint combined with a piercing was an actual vagina.
 
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Rupin said:
Not really. … Mainly she just posts pictures of her cosplays whenever she breaks her long radio silence.
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She seems genuinely sick and it sounds like her mom is also sick and abusive. It’s not fun in the Sarah G thread these days :heart-empty:

PsychoNerd054 said:
It actually IS Chris level crazy. Chris believed that an open wound in his taint combined with a piercing was an actual vagina.
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It’s getting close to when Chris got drunk and believed it was possible a vajoo was growing and all he had to do was help it along.
 
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Ophelia said:
Maybe choice and nature both. Who knows?
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I think I'm going to go with: "By the will of the gods."

There’s really only one option.
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You might be surprised…

As far as I've bothered to keep up with her, she might have traded in her lolita crap for a fursuit.


Rupin said:
I mean honestly, she’s calmed down a lot since her peak days back in 2014-15.
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She may be less active, but I just skimmed her recent thread, and she does seem more crazy. Like a LOT more crazy.


Ophelia said:
She seems genuinely sick and it sounds like her mom is also sick and abusive.
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So she's STILL living with her parents? That explains a lot.

It’s not fun in the Sarah G thread these days
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It's like 12 steps to horrorcow, and she's skipping off 9.
 
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oramge cat said:
He has been the whole time, remember how Iroh was pretending to be a pathetic, desperate slob and then getting jacked when no one was looking? He's already a lightning bender bro, he created sonichu.
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Hopefully we get to see live police footage of Chris breaking out of Prison absolutely ripped with a 12 pack mowing through fully armoured riot guards as he screeches about the merge and the second coming of christ.
 
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Spez said:
Hopefully we get to see live police footage of Chris breaking out of Prison absolutely ripped with a 12 pack mowing through fully armoured riot guards as he screeches about the merge and the second coming of christ.
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"The Merge is going to beat your asses until my Second Coming you toxics!"
 
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Wonder if helena will get bored with chris and start revealing the full leaders like what kengle did lbefore chris went to the loony bin lol
 
Pvt. Real G said:
Jail time isn't punishment for him at all. For an autistic tard, jail time is great, no need to go grocery shopping, do errands and cook. All he does is sit on his ass all day and get free food. He has been doing this for 40 years!
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It's basically a vacation for him, without the conventions. He even gave his cell a review.
IsaacShraeder said:
Chris has never before taken any responsibility for the consequences of his actions, and he isn't about to start now. He'll just retreat deeper into his delusions as he has always done when the waves came crashing over his head.
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I've always wondered how long he was going to do this until he snaps? Will Chris screetch at the top of his lungs, following a crash into slumber, then going into a hedgehog defense pose?
A Grey Cat said:
In the end it always comes down to two things, time and money. Chris has been a waste of both for a year.
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More like 20 years.
 
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Spez said:
Hopefully we get to see live police footage of Chris breaking out of Prison absolutely ripped with a 12 pack mowing through fully armoured riot guards as he screeches about the merge and the second coming of christ.
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the sad tea sunset scene but it's Chris with a picture of sonichu.
A-№1 said:
So in other words she's gotten even crazier than I remember. That's almost Chris level crazy.

How does she ever expect to get her promised Japanese Husbando if she's a "man"?
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Reminding you that Chris tried to carve a clitoris into his taint and that is nowhere near his level of crazy.
 
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