Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Christ, where do Jack find his “friends”? This was on the post about the weather. God, what horrid cunts. I swear his friends need some haldol View attachment 3435918

Conspiritards come in all shapes and sizes but they thrive in small towns down south.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Conspiritards come in all shapes and sizes but they thrive in small towns down south.

I don’t like Jack, but shit like this kills your mind and body. Thinking that the Jews are firing their space lasers to, some how, get Biden to win the election so that he can kill baby Jesus isn’t something a normal person would believe. This whole psychotic mindset kills people in the end. What’s the point in living in a world where the EVIL HOMO GOVERNMENT COMPANY is injecting chemicals to turn you into a soy boy tranny? Well, nothing really, so people like that choose the rope instead of living in this “evil” world. There’s a reason why schizophrenics have a high suicide rate. It’s sad, but true.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Conspiritards come in all shapes and sizes but they thrive in small towns down south.

And Megachurches.

Jack has at least three megachurches worth of connections.

And some could be mutuals from whatever hellhole /Paul/ hangs out at.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Christ, where do Jack find his “friends”? This was on the post about the weather. God, what horrid cunts. I swear his friends need some haldol View attachment 3435918

When people think "the government" wants you to do something, they're projecting their own insecurities and fears onto something closer to a machine than a living organism. So yes, people like this just distrust others by default and wouldn't hesitate to harm you if they felt justified enough to do so. And it speaks volumes about a person when they're drawn to this kind of thinking.

 

[Aaway]

i love when member's of jack's FB group post their own creations and it looks 1000x better than the vile slop jack cooks on his "show." that is one damn good looking brisket

waiting for jack's usual passive aggressive "cool" comment he tends to leave on these posts (if he comments at all)

 

[captkrisma]

Jack got so butthurt and pouty face about fireworks, but the reality is that firework possession in Hendersonville is outright banned.

 

[Dead Air]

i love when member's of jack's FB group post their own creations and it looks 1000x better than the vile slop jack cooks on his "show." that is one damn good looking brisket

waiting for jack's usual passive aggressive "cool" comment he tends to leave on these posts (if he comments at all)

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I have some of that holy cow rub. It's pretty good, the meat church stuff is good as far as pre-packaged seasonings go. Really surprised Jack hasn't attempted a video on it yet as widespread as it is.

 

[AnOminous]

waiting for jack's usual passive aggressive "cool" comment he tends to leave on these posts (if he comments at all)

Post oak is Texas-style. Good choice.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jack got so butthurt and pouty face about fireworks, but the reality is that firework possession in Hendersonville is outright banned.

Yeah, that's how it usually is in suburbs but it's rarely if ever enforced unless you're in the middle of a forest fire risk area, so chances are he launched some off before.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

i love when member's of jack's FB group post their own creations and it looks 1000x better than the vile slop jack cooks on his "show." that is one damn good looking brisket

waiting for jack's usual passive aggressive "cool" comment he tends to leave on these posts (if he comments at all)

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Brisket is super easy to fuck up for such a simple recipe. Jack would certainly cock it up by fucking with the formula. If he can do better, I’ll buy his next brisket.

Yeah, that's how it usually is in suburbs but it's rarely if ever enforced unless you're in the middle of a forest fire risk area, so chances are he launched some off before.

I hope his dumb mutt spergs out and shits all over the floor.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Jack still angy about the people complaining about comfort food in hot weather.

Strategically making sure to not get any closeups of the final product, still looks gross even from across the room.

What a dull and unengaging end to Julia in June. And why does he keep using “we”?

 

[TurdFondler]

What's post oak? I can't help but imagine wood from fence posts but that can't be right.

The government weather control conspiracy is vintage, 90s X Files vibes. The typical narrative is that the HAARP is actually a weather control machine.

I mean, the description is already prime conspiracy bait:

The High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program was initiated as an ionospheric research program jointly funded by the U.S. Air Force, the U.S. Navy, the University of Alaska Fairbanks, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. It was designed and built by BAE Advanced Technologies. Its original purpose was to analyze the ionosphere and investigate the potential for developing ionospheric enhancement technology for radio communications and surveillance.

It doesn't help the sensors look nefarious and they're in remote place. One of them is in Alaska and another on an offshore platform near Hawaii


Schizos believe the offshore rig is towed around to generate weather on command.

 

[captkrisma]

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https://www.themountainkitchen.com/chicken-a-lorange/

Literally first googled result. Also another INSPIRED BY recipe. Jack bought two cookbooks and made literally nothing from them.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Jack is such a disgusting unhygienic mutant.

 

[AnOminous]

Is dat some copyright infringement and misappropriation of Julia Child's likeness?

 

[arthurdaley]

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No (stolen) recipe down below,

The only person known to man who eats Chicken Á L'Orange like KFC!

 

[charlesdickens]

Did Julia even ever make a Chicken à l'Orange? Based on one minute of Google, she hasn't. I get he's using an adaptation but those are based off her Duck à l'Orange.

 

[AnOminous]

Did Julia even ever make a Chicken à l'Orange? Based on one minute of Google, she hasn't. I get he's using an adaptation but those are based off her Duck à l'Orange.

What a way to go out like a wet fart, especially if he gets copystruck for that, too, leaving him with only one strike.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Reminds me what little girls do. How can someone so ugly take so much selfies?