off topic #339
starring Michael, Alfredo , jack ,and asian Joe
at this point im assuming they're doing the thing were they play a clip in the beginning and then cut to the intro to entice you to watch the whole thing. my problem with this is that for that video technique to work it need to cut like 10 seconds in and cut to the intro right before the ""funny"" moment.. but anyways back to off topic.
-they begin by talking Elden ring and how Michael and Alfredo are doing a co-op randomizer in Elden ring and call each other the Elden bro's Michael being the older and Alfredo being younger. a lot of bro's are said Joe chimes in that he can be like the baby bro, Michael says "he should wait his fucking turn" Alfredo also quips in that he "wait to get folded into it once its a thing" at this point its obvious Joe has become the new punching bag
-more elden bro talk its very receptive and not worth anymore mentioning. jacks says very little nothing of worth
-they talk age and how you can type in any of there names and can find their age and birthday
-jack quips in his throat is hurting from doing 2 of his dumbass theme park podcast, Michael retorts "you know you didn't have to be here " jack states stepphie asked him to be on off topic
-Michael talks about hurting his throat from talking so much and how couldn't film 1 day
-jack brings up covid and asks Michael if had it he says "beginning of the year".... jack talks about how he got covid and gave it to pussyless wife and talks about jogging after he got better and his lung felt like they were being squeezed and his oxygen was cut in half. jack ends his story with "don't get covid guy" (how about those vaccines jack, you cunt )
-alfrdo talks his worry about covid cause his girlfriend works in the hospital with babies and he doesn't want to get it (this made chuckle) Joe chimes in with "but your sitting next to jack?!'
-jack talks about it was good for him to get covid cause now he is immune (I thought that's what the fucking vaccines were for??) RTX is mentioned and you will have to wear a mask (im assuming at all times ) to get in
-more rtx events is talk about nothing of note beside that jack will dj later
-Michael and Alfredo talk about not taking they're shots Michael for skin disease and Alfredo for his allergies jack brings up that he some surgery for his nose to breathe better and not snore and they recommend him to get a cpap machine and he didn't get it cause he travels a lot (fucking morons the cpap is you don't choke to death in your sleep fucking fuck) well jack asks the doctor for the cpap and they flat out say no that was 4 years ago you need to come back in person {jack is annoyed about going to the doctor}
-more boring talk about allergies and Michael Jackson is brought up cause of something breathing treatment he did (don't know don't care)
-Joe finally talks and its really nothing worthy and some movie talk {top gun maverick is the movie they're talking about}
-RTX talk again
-nothing worth of mention
-more movies jack is genuinely excited for the new Matilda musical coming to Netflix and in the same breathe for some odd reason that joker movie was absolute garbage cause everybody missed the message and idolized the joker they bring multiverse of madness and jack says he loved the movie cause it was a sam reimi movie and he loves sam reimi
-they talk about filming the video game quarry and jack immediately says "did you do my idea" Michael relies just ask quick and loudly says "FUCK NO but it'll probably end up that way"
-for video game talk until dawn is mentioned and talk about for a while
-asian Joe contributed literally nothing and has not said anything
-more nothing of note
-movie talk asian Joe pipes up more but still nothing
-they have been talking about movies and actors for like the last 15-20 min boring
-jack says he pumped for the new Thor Alfredo says " who isn't " Michael replies "incells probably" they all chuckle and regurgitating the same thing that everyone says to defend it "they don't like the new female Thor " Alfredo goes on a rant that they didn't read the comics when the female Thor came about and states it will go back to odinson and that their losers.
-jack shills disney plus shows typical consoomer (don't know if I used that right)
-asian Joe for no reason brings up spinach being good for you and your cum, it is quickly pushed aside to talk about the MCU again
-they switch to talking about the show the boys. kinda boring and the shows ends on them talking about the boys a rather lackluster ending.
-jack shills RTX one last time. they mention off topic live in Brooklyn ,New York. so im assuming they gonna make you wear masks still. rather boring. after the last of their shilling the credits roll video ends.