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Brandon molests his daughter in the shower, causing her to be warped for the rest of her life = having evidence of such being confiscated by the FBI and the people who found said evidence charged with "stealing" it

Trump throws food at the wall as a result of being angry about fraud and watches nature documentaries in his spare time = show trial broadcasted on live TV just to tell you how bad these things supposedly are

Honk fucking honk.
 
Yesterday the 1/6 Committee announced an unscheduled hearing for today, and they seem to using it to have witnesses say some really incredible things about Trump. This woman named Hutchinson (former aide to Mark Meadows) just told them that Trump threw his lunch at the wall in anger when Barr told him that there wasn't widespread voting fraud and that one of the White House's valets had to wipe ketchup off the wall. He also claims that Trump attacked one of his Secret Service agents when they told him that he was going to the WH and not the Capitol.
Sounds kinda based, wtf?
 
2017 trumpomemes are diamond quality compared to the dreck we get these days. They had him doing so much insane shit, it was beautiful.
remember the piss tape that was up 24/7 on all news channels, they wouldn't talk about ANYTHING else and nothing came out of it, i think the dude who claimed to have the tape still claims he does
 
I was at a high end golf course sipping a mint julip while lamenting the state of the modern negro when Trump approached me with malice in his eyes and darkness in his heart, he looked me right in the eyes, grabbed my crotch and leaned in close.

Then he whispered into my ear "the Jew fears the samurai."
 
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limos have a barrier between the driver and the back LMAO
The Secret Service probably rushed him off to a designated safe zone once the Capitol was breached, like they are supposed to do. And now you are telling me a near 80 year old man overpowered 2 fit Secret Service agents, broke though a potentially bullet proof barrier in the presidential limo seperating him and the driver with his bare hands and tried to take the wheel of the limo?

Is Trump drinking Nuka Cola? How the fuck else am I to explain his new found superpowers.
 
The Secret Service probably rushed him off to a designated safe zone once the Capitol was breached, like they are supposed to do. And now you are telling me a near 80 year old man overpowered 2 fit Secret Service agents, broke though a potentially bullet proof barrier in the presidential limo seperating him and the driver with his bare hands and tried to take the wheel of the limo?

Is Trump drinking Nuka Cola? How the fuck else am I to explain his new found superpowers.
The more they try to discredit Trump the more he ends up sounding like a chad
 
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Washington DC on Jan 6th. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
24/7 on all news channels, they wouldn't talk about ANYTHING else and nothing came out of it
That made me think of all of the idiots that were taking off work and getting drunk on a Thursday morning back in 2017, when Comey testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee. I still can't comprehend how people stayed so worked up for years straight, laboring away under the false belief that "the walls are closing in!" and that <insert manufactured scandal> was surely going to be the end of Blumpf and Hillary would be installed at any moment.
 
That made me think of all of the idiots that were taking off work and getting drunk on a Thursday morning back in 2017, when Comey testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee. I still can't comprehend how people stayed so worked up for years straight, laboring away under the false belief that "the walls are closing in!" and that <insert manufactured scandal> was surely going to be the end of Blumpf and Hillary would be installed at any moment.
Hurry Mueller Hurry! Its Mueller Time! People took off for work and watched him talking before congress like it was the Super Bowl. All that happened was Mueller either exposed himself as an old retard or turned in a performance of playing a senile retard so uncanny he should have won an Emmy. Uh...that is not my purview...uhhh....
They hyped this guy up as a savior so much they burned votary candles to him and now nobody talks about that shit. Is it still Mueller Time, idiots? I guess its Liz Cheney time now. When there's no criminal charges against Donald Trump and they say Trump can still run for political office if he wants, they'll throw Liz Cheney in the trash can right next to Robert Mueller and act like this kangaroo court prime time television fiasco never happened. It'll be on to the next false messiah imbecile to try to get Donald Trump in prison. The walls are closing in!
 
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