Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Useful_Mistake]

4 min 'till court closes. After that they have until midnight to still submit the doc via PACER

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

On the appellate level no, but Russ made a FB post:
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Nice basic-bitch hot take

 

[Useful_Mistake]

ALmost 4pm PST.......is Nevada on Pacific or Mountain time? If mountain, he's getting DAMN close to the wire for submitting!

Why are you talking about Nevada? The appeal is in Utah

Court closed. 7 hours remaining to submit via PACER

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Why are you talking about Nevada? The appeal is in Utah

Court closed. 7 hours remaining to submit via PACER

Another late night

 

[Empyrea]

While waiting for docs to show up online, I have a question to pose to my most knowledgeable Russologists. I've been lurking for years now, but I can't think of anything.

What is something that Russ is actually good at?

I was posed this by my bf (and he wouldn't accept 'being an awful human being,' 'being a mascot for Nice Guyism', or 'making us laugh unintentionally'). And I realized, as far as I can recall... Russ has no hobbies. Everything he is, everything he does except maybe his purported PUBG, is meant to hopefully help him get sex, lure in a woman to give him sex, get rid of obstacles stopping him from having sex, or whining about the sex he isn't having.

He doesn't cook. He doesn't have any artsy hobbies (he'd show them off). He's not empathetic or helpful or scholarly. He doesn't seem to have a single strength other than unflappable determination.

Does Russ do anything or have any talent that isn't either hilariously awful or meant to get his dick wet???

 

[The Un-Clit]

Why are you talking about Nevada? The appeal is in Utah

Court closed. 7 hours remaining to submit via PACER

Got em mixed up, sorry. :p

Anyway, this has become VERY interesting! I do believe I'll be staying up late tonight.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Reminder of what happens if the lawyers don't file by today:

 

[DrJonesHat]

While waiting for docs to show up online, I have a question to pose to my most knowledgeable Russologists. I've been lurking for years now, but I can't think of anything.

What is something that Russ is actually good at?

I was posed this by my bf (and he wouldn't accept 'being an awful human being,' 'being a mascot for Nice Guyism', or 'making us laugh unintentionally'). And I realized, as far as I can recall... Russ has no hobbies. Everything he is, everything he does except maybe his purported PUBG, is meant to hopefully help him get sex, lure in a woman to give him sex, get rid of obstacles stopping him from having sex, or whining about the sex he isn't having.

He doesn't cook. He doesn't have any artsy hobbies (he'd show them off). He's not empathetic or helpful or scholarly. He doesn't seem to have a single strength other than unflappable determination.

Does Russ do anything or have any talent that isn't either hilariously awful or meant to get his dick wet???

Everything Russ does is aimed at one goal: Getting sex for free. By his own admission, he has never had sex without paying for it. He thinks all famous people get all the sex they want from 9s and 10s, so that's why he wants to be famous moreso than having people's admiration, which he does want (he's a narcissist after all), but sex is his driving goal. He thinks hobbies are a waste of time, and that if you don't want to be famous, you're a loser. He has no skills of any note that he's shown.

Reminder of what happens if the lawyers don't file by today:
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Ok folks, place your bets! If Russ's (on) crack legal team doesn't file in time, what will their excuse be this time?

Also, @Useful_Mistake if they're deliberately not filing so the appeal is dismissed, isn't that unethical? Could that be a backdoor way of dropping the case without having to admit on record they were too stupid to check Russ out before they took his case?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Reminder of what happens if the lawyers don't file by today:
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How hard is it to write on a sheet of paper in crayon, "We gotz de Monkey pox judge"

 

[Pickle Built]

How hard is it to write on a sheet of paper in crayon, "We gotz de Monkey pox judge"

They're still in the closet so they've gotta figure out how to say without letting the gay out lest Russell "Lynch the Queer" Greer unleash the spittle

 

[Useful_Mistake]

How hard is it to write on a sheet of paper in crayon, "We gotz de Monkey pox judge"

Even they know that they have been pushing their luck with their requests

Also, @Useful_Mistake if they're deliberately not filing so the appeal is dismissed, isn't that unethical? Could that be a backdoor way of dropping the case without having to admit on record they were too stupid to check Russ out before they took his case?

If they are deliberately fucking over Russ' case he might have the first actually good case against someone, namely his lawyers. See, for example, Bistline v. Jeffs, 17-4020 (10th Cir. 2019).

 

[DrJonesHat]

They're still in the closet so they've gotta figure out how to say without letting the gay out lest Russell "Lynch the Queer" Greer unleash the spittle

Russ is openly bisexual. He doesn't hate gay people for being gay. Now if they're having sex without paying for it, yes he hates them same as anyone else.

 

[AnOminous]

Ok folks, place your bets! If Russ's (on) crack legal team doesn't file in time, what will their excuse be this time?

Also, @Useful_Mistake if they're deliberately not filing so the appeal is dismissed, isn't that unethical? Could that be a backdoor way of dropping the case without having to admit on record they were too stupid to check Russ out before they took his case?

There are three different kinds of failure to perform an obligation: malfeasance, misfeasance, and nonfeasance. Malfeasance would be deliberately performing in breach or to cause harm, misfeasance would be the willful failure to perform an obligation adequately, and nonfeasance would be failure to perform at all.

If they simply fail to file an opening brief in a timely fashion, that is probably nonfeasance, but considering they have performed at least to request extensions, depending on their motives in doing so, it might be either of the other two.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If they are deliberately fucking over Russ' case he might have the first actually good case against someone, namely his lawyers. See, for example, Bistline v. Jeffs, 17-4020 (10th Cir. 2019).

I want to see that legal slapfight.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

His lolsuits are him tattling to an authority figure, so he tries to explaaaaaaaain his plights in a way that make him look good; he almost has to be (somewhat) coherent. The Facebook post was just him complaining, so he's not going to try to be coherent.

He doesn't get unlimited do-overs for lawsuit filings (the judge has to approve each one), so he has to be more careful when filing them as compared to Facebook which will let you edit your post over and over.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

And a foreign body removal involving a rolled up softcover copy of Rusty's Taylor Swift book.

Don't forget the rod of pleasure they shove up their asses.

On the appellate level no, but Russ made a FB post:
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Russ the philosopher strikes again.

Reminder of what happens if the lawyers don't file by today:
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[Pee Cola]

If they are deliberately fucking over Russ' case he might have the first actually good case against someone, namely his lawyers. See, for example, Bistline v. Jeffs, 17-4020 (10th Cir. 2019).

I want to see that legal slapfight.

I genuinely wouldn't know which side to root for.

On one hand, these chucklefucks need to be smacked down a few pegs. On the other hand, a win for Russhole would be a stopped clock moment. He won't understand why he won; only that the won and therefore he must be doing something right, therefore encouraging him to keep using the legal system as his way of tattling on the big meanie doo doo heads that keep getting in the way of him having his penis sucked.

Whilst it would be a great source of amusement for us Russtorians to see him go into turbolitigant mode, it'd cause a lot of grief for countless innocent victims and/or bystanders for at least another decade.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I genuinely wouldn't know which side to root for.

On one hand, these chucklefucks need to be smacked down a few pegs. On the other hand, a win for Russhole would be a stopped clock moment. He won't understand why he won; only that the won and therefore he must be doing something right, therefore encouraging him to keep using the legal system as his way of tattling on the big meanie doo doo heads that keep getting in the way of him having his penis sucked.

Whilst it would be a great source of amusement for us Russtorians to see him go into turbolitigant mode, it'd cause a lot of grief for countless innocent victims and/or bystanders for at least another decade.

I wonder if he'd be torn suing his former lawyers (lawyers, as in people who've gone to law school) pro se, or trying to appeal his suit against Null further. Has he ever had more than two lawsuits active at one time? He's still waiting on the judge to crush his dreams order those big meanies at Marathon to let him on the show, and he's got his appeal against Null. Would he pile on a suit for malpractice against his lawyers (he might actually win that one)?

 

[Kumquat]

He's said he's subscribed to a girl's OF. And yeah, he probably stumbled on one where the girl will text and message you like she's your girlfriend for a period of time for payment. And there are a lot of girls on there that are quite the con artists. She probably fed him the line about "he wasn't like her other clients" and coaxed some more cash out of him for her"illness." If he had more money, he'd be a prime target for female scammers. He probably stopped paying but expected her to keep talking to him, so she blocked him and moved onto the next sucker.

I don't really keep up to date with modern stuff these days. The fact that women do that at all is just so disgusting and twisted.

And yet, there couldn't be a more deserving person for this treatment than Russ.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Hour and 38 minutes after the court closed, Russ' lawyers finally managed to file their brief (which is 422 pages)


Except, surprise! It's not their opening brief at all!

It's pretty much yet another record of all the stuff that happened (as far as I can tell (technically seems a more complete (and better put together) version of what Russ filed on 11/03/2021)

They sure got us good, huh?

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