Horrorcow JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge - Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

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Imagine him holding a handful of tiny sparrows in one hand, his other other hand hovering above his gaping maw. In that hand is a tiny sparrow screaming chirping its lungs out as this obese manchild is squeezing the literal shit out of you, your black and white feces painting his tongue the very same. As your bowels are fully emptied and you feel your consciousness fade due to the ogre crushing your innards for his snack, he flings you against the against the nearest wall, causing your world to go black. Congratulations. Your suffering is over. The same cannot be said for the others as he plucks your cousin by the wing from his other unwashed hand...
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See, I was imagining a gentle giant appreciating the beauty of nature, but that works too I guess.
 
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For whatever reason, I have compiled what I believe are the missing JustinRPG monthly updates (minus the Christmas ones, they don't add much to the deep, well crafted, semi-digested lore). Shit is escalating.

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Holy shit, I think we're caught up. I feel like I need a normal sized, regular shower. I love this little weirdo but Jesus Christ man I implore you to find a single fetish that won't clear a room if it gets brought up.
 
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Unexpected Genitals said:
Remember when this was just a massive autist writing some silly songs? I feel like he's slowly becoming more depraved and horrifying.
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Autism seems to always escalate. Chris was once just a massive autist writing silly songs, too. Then he sliced open his taint thinking a vagina was hiding inside. Then he raped his mother.

It's like the changing of the seasons.
 
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kcbbq said:
Autism seems to always escalate. Chris was once just a massive autist writing silly songs, too. Then he sliced open his taint thinking a vagina was hiding inside. Then he raped his mother.

It's like the changing of the seasons.
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Should we start a betting pool on when Justin is going to commit a felony?
 
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Tha Promblems said:
For whatever reason, I have compiled what I believe are the missing JustinRPG monthly updates (minus the Christmas ones, they don't add much to the deep, well crafted, semi-digested lore). Shit is escalating.

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Holy shit, I think we're caught up. I feel like I need a normal sized, regular shower. I love this little weirdo but Jesus Christ man I implore you to find a single fetish that won't clear a room if it gets brought up.
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jesus christ
 
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I think Justin being allowed to shit and vore his way through the Internet unscathed is weird, funny, and oddly wholesome. All the shit that's happened in the last decade and it doesn't seem like he ever changes. He's like Grant Macdonald.

If this whole thing is a bit he deserves an Emmy Pokepussy.

Apparently he's got a Reddit account. He really likes Forza and asking r/Grammer to help his fanfics:


And training birds to fly in circles for the county fair:

 
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I'm late and gay to most of his antics, but is he harmless or is he too risky to talk to? I mean if he is just an autistic dude who is just a bit too into Pokemon that is harmless enough. I would like to talk to him as I'm a nerd myself...But if he is as hazardous as Chris is then I'm staying the fuck away. To be honest, I don't have it in me to taunt him or be a cunt to him if he is generally harmless. Make of that what you will and I know some people might take jabs at me but no big deal. The internet is full of that and it is not worth getting butthurt.
 
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Unexpected Genitals said:
Remember when this was just a massive autist writing some silly songs? I feel like he's slowly becoming more depraved and horrifying.
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On the contrary, I feel like he hasn't changed at all through the years. His earlier fanfiction already spoke about him either being eaten alive or shat upon by both Moltres and his former classmate. A large portion of his old songs are about vore as well. The only thing that's changed is that his writing is somehow a bit more coherent than before.
Case in point- that one cover of Vorephilia song
 
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I'm late and gay to most of his antics, but is he harmless or is he too risky to talk to? I mean if he is just an autistic dude who is just a bit too into Pokemon that is harmless enough. I would like to talk to him as I'm a nerd myself...But if he is as hazardous as Chris is then I'm staying the fuck away. To be honest, I don't have it in me to taunt him or be a cunt to him if he is generally harmless. Make of that what you will and I know some people might take jabs at me but no big deal. The internet is full of that and it is not worth getting butthurt.
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He's been around long enough that I feel like if he was dangerous we'd know by now. He's not exactly shy about his fetishes, and they all include eating pokemon poop, so you're probably safe unless you're a moltres. There's been people who encountered him in the wild playing Pokemon Go too, and they never said he was threatening or creepy.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
He's been around long enough that I feel like if he was dangerous we'd know by now. He's not exactly shy about his fetishes, and they all include eating pokemon poop, so you're probably safe unless you're a moltres. There's been people who encountered him in the wild playing Pokemon Go too, and they never said he was threatening or creepy.
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Agreed. Always got the sense that he abides by the law and will probably never become a real-life threat. He has an autistic fixation on following the rules.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
He's been around long enough that I feel like if he was dangerous we'd know by now. He's not exactly shy about his fetishes, and they all include eating pokemon poop, so you're probably safe unless you're a moltres. There's been people who encountered him in the wild playing Pokemon Go too, and they never said he was threatening or creepy.
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I think the most questionable thing about Justin is if he's capable of normal conversation. As far as I can tell he's fetish-focused even when he's otherwise doing normal adult things. Like when he talked about how he went to the casino and chose a slot machine based on how he found the animal on it "sexy".
 
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