Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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He updated his Twitter profile picture as well. More pursing of the lips but I'm a mobile fag so apologies if this goes wrong.

Why is there a wooden spoon on the door frame :stress:

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i love when member's of jack's FB group post their own creations and it looks 1000x better than the vile slop jack cooks on his "show." that is one damn good looking brisket

waiting for jack's usual passive aggressive "cool" comment he tends to leave on these posts (if he comments at all)

This is precisely because these people are cooking properly, unlike this bloated manbaby who hasn't learned how to properly cook fuckall in decades of cooking. Jagoff is too much of a fucking idiot to finally try and manage his stove's heat, this is precisely why fucking everything he cooks is always either raw or burned on the outside and pink on the inside. Same goes for his grilling, he leaves the food on for way too long and all of it comes out charred and greasy as all hell. For someone who's got fuckall to do in his life, Jack surely is one overly lazy fatso, you can acceptably clean a grill in some 15 minutes with just a sponge and some soap and maybe a splash of degreaser, and from his content it couldn't be clearer that he's never cleaned a fucking grill on his entire life!

Fuck, fucking anything looks better than Jack's food. I was hungry and tired after cleaning my garden earlier today, so I had a true lazy man meal, some leftover fried chicken I cooked yesterday, a pack of chips and a microwaved burrito, plus soda. Took my less than five minutes to serve myself and eat, and it still looked better than anything Jagoff cooks, precisely because none of it was charred, mushy or just plain ugly!

He updated his Twitter profile picture as well. More pursing of the lips but I'm a mobile fag so apologies if this goes wrong.

Why is there a wooden spoon on the door frame

Jack should stick to a normal smile, he looks like he is about to shove that wooden spoon inside him with that face lol!

And if he's seen any of the edits with his caps, he should really avoid that face while wearing them!
 
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quite fitting to end "julia in june" by not even putting the recipe he stole in the video description

what a complete disaster this series was. with the exception of the roast chicken video that currently has 19k views because it was posted on r/cringe, none of the julia child videos have even reached 4k views! jack's channel is even more lifeless than his right arm
 
A new cover photo. Soyjack, ho!

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What's post oak? I can't help but imagine wood from fence posts but that can't be right.
Post oak is just a different species of white oak. I haven't used it, so can't speak to the difference between that and any other hardwood, but it does seem to be a staple in Texan barbecue.
 
Jackal is getting dangerously close to 500k subscribers on CWJ. A pretty big accomplishment for a normal youtuber. How will he celebrate? I predict he will completely ignore it. Or about a month after it happens, we will get a brief and unenthusiastic thank you for supporting the channel yada yada.
 
Did Julia even ever make a Chicken à l'Orange? Based on one minute of Google, she hasn't. I get he's using an adaptation but those are based off her Duck à l'Orange.
I have her cookbook and no where is it mentioned, just the duck version. If duck is too expensive, turkey legs or thighs would be a better substitute since it's a darker meat. I also want to point out this recipe is one of the few that made it to her tv show. There's no reason for him to fuck it up.
 
Is Chicken A L'oreal like orange shurgur chicken from Panda Express?

Sorry, one more thing on the religious streaming services, they did indeed try to make lousy movies with D-list "Christian" celebs, that is how they got their trailers into AMC theaters, they pretended they were premiering some movie with the guy from the marvel TV show who turned out to be a Nazi.

So not only did you have to sit through an ad for prayerflix (not sure if that was the actual name) but you also had to watch the horrible trailer for "Mister Hollywood finds Jesus and leaves behind a life of secularism: The Movie!)

I believe THAT service got C&D'd to fuck.

I am getting more and more angry at Jack and his substitutions. Substitutions materially change the recipe and should be called something else. They also tend to ruin the meal, because recipes are formulated around the ingredients used. Not exactly a startling realization, but even THICK FUCK SCALFANI should be able to grok "DIFFERENT INGREDIENT = DIFFERENT TASTE"

Yellow Polo is his Montel infomercial shirt. I speculated that this will be the shirt he is buried in. Not sure which stupid fucking hat they will perch on the corpse.
 
What's post oak? I can't help but imagine wood from fence posts but that can't be right.

The government weather control conspiracy is vintage, 90s X Files vibes. The typical narrative is that the HAARP is actually a weather control machine.

I mean, the description is already prime conspiracy bait:


It doesn't help the sensors look nefarious and they're in remote place. One of them is in Alaska and another on an offshore platform near Hawaii
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Schizos believe the offshore rig is towed around to generate weather on command.
If you tell him this is a leaked blueprint image of the weather control device he'd likely believe it without having to bat an eye.
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Jack has been very active on Quora the past day or so. Answering questions like the passive aggressive retard that he is.

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I wonder why. Do you make a nickel every time you answer a question or something?
Tamtam probably restricted his larping a bit. If he's going in for cash by answering he won't get any because his answers arent hidden by that stupid paywall.
 
Jack has been very active on Quora the past day or so. Answering questions like the passive aggressive retard that he is.

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I wonder why. Do you make a nickel every time you answer a question or something?
He's a retarded boomer that probably saw a blog post on how to make money online. It includes answering Quora questions.

Must be a bit hard to type on a keyboard with one hand. Someone should let him know there are hiring signs every where if he's looking for extra cash. I recall him being very critical about people not going back to work so it shouldn't be an issue.
 
Jack has been very active on Quora the past day or so. Answering questions like the passive aggressive retard that he is.

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I wonder why. Do you make a nickel every time you answer a question or something?
Yeah fuck Quora. They are just out to mine your data because you have to sign in or register with all your details in order to see answers to questions like “why can’t you eat shit.” Furthermore, your email inbox will be spammed the hell out with suggested answers to questions such as “Should I eat shit?” and “why do people shit?”.

Quora is only good for trolling people like Jagoff with burner accounts.
 
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Of course he mangles the pronunciation of the dish. What kind of retard looks at the French word "orange" and think it's pronounced the same way in English? The "L" in front of it should have given them a clue. But then this is the same guy that's used Groyer cheese and thinks pulled pork is cut of meat and not a way to prepare it.

And I'm sorry, while I know the use of orange marmalade is a cheat and a shortcut, you can't make this properly without a good shot of Grand Marnier or some curaçao. Cointreau can be used in a pinch and some cheap Triple Sec if you have nothing else.

Yeah and "comfort food" at least to me has always meant something that you like, something that might not be the best for you but it's what you eat when you've had a bad day and it helps to bring you some comfort. Where did this idea that it can only be eaten during the colder months?

He's also angy over people always saying his chicken is underdone which is why he's specifying the temperature it should be at. But we all know that even if he does take the temperature it's not in the right spot because seriously, that chicken is not done.

And no, a shallot isn't a cross between an onion and garlic. It's another onion cultivar. There's a lot of onion cultivars.

Jack has been very active on Quora the past day or so. Answering questions like the passive aggressive retard that he is.

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I wonder why. Do you make a nickel every time you answer a question or something?
Quora is a cesspool of idiots, people who think they're more clever than they actually are, actual smart people and trolls. Guess which one Mushbrain is? And while there is some kind of profit to be made on Quora you need to monetize your answers. So no, Jagoff isn't getting paid... yet.
 
And I'm sorry, while I know the use of orange marmalade is a cheat and a shortcut, you can't make this properly without a good shot of Grand Marnier or some curaçao. Cointreau can be used in a pinch and some cheap Triple Sec if you have nothing else.
Of all the dishes this utter idiot chooses to skip the liquor on, it's this.
 
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