If Null Was Cut in Half and Had to Be Attached to an Lolcow to Survive, Which One Would It Be?

[SiccDicc]

Which lolcow would our Dearest Leader require to be attached to in order to survive?

 

[Retink]

I'd figure they'd just put him in the cavern that was once Chantal's uterus.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

The gunt.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Patrick. He eats for two, at least

 

[MoffAlbert]

Kengle

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

This is the goofiest damn question I’ve seen so far, well done.
I think I’d pick Sammie Bushart so jersh could hang out in Arkansas with her homeless nignog friends.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Elaine Miller

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elaine...ey-inplie-magixel.87610/page-64#post-12267745

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Would he be cut horizontally or vertically?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Chris Chan

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Chris Chan

I wouldn't wish such a fate on my worst enemy

 

[Amphotericin B]

Chantel, so she enjoy the company of a man that can’t run away. I want to see domestic bliss Chantel. The tree of Kiwi must be refreshed with milk!

 

[Associate Rick]

Cobes of course.