DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

The autism vortex generated by those 3 fat fucks would pull in so many spastics.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Keem comes off quite stupid in that video.
I doubt people working at McDonalds make upwards of 100,000$ yearly, and Phil doesn't make 4$ an hour. He clearly watches detractor stuff, so why he is so bloody off is beyond me.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

I just love that his schedule autism is so severe it cost him $50,000.

Really though I guess it's his ego, to do something as intense as talk to two other people for an hour a week meant Phil needed to be waited on hand and foot. Communicate with him exactly as he pleases, show him the respect he deserves, and demonstrate your admiration for his serious adult business. Anything else and you can go fuck yourself and get banned from my chat, sound good?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Yuge W for Phil like always kek

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

The autism vortex generated by those 3 fat fucks would pull in so many spastics.

Normies would probably pass it around too, if it was on Spotify or something.

 

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Yuge W for Phil like always kek

"Every mention I get is a win"

And that's why every time he's gone "viral" he's turned around and made bundles of cash, right? Also, huge lol at "stay in my lane".

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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DSP did kinda just drag his nuts across Keem's face. Can't lie.

 

[Iron Father]

Keem comes off quite stupid in that video.
I doubt people working at McDonalds make upwards of 100,000$ yearly, and Phil doesn't make 4$ an hour. He clearly watches detractor stuff, so why he is so bloody off is beyond me.

Might just be a shaming tactic. Saying how much Phil actually makes doesn't really have the same effect compared to a 50k offer.

To explain why 50k is such a good deal for Phil requires a backstory about his gacha addiction and general shit money management.

Or he just doesn't know that much about Phil beyond begging. He still thinks Phil pays rent.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Normies would probably pass it around too, if it was on Spotify or something.

Would they really though? Normies clearly don’t give DSP or wings a passing glance online, like I feel like I’m in opposite world suddenly, it’s been known for a long time that wings and DSP don’t pull in good numbers, they are boring weirdos unless you are into lolcow shit, I don’t see how putting them together would change much, especially because their biggest flaws are them being unable to be the butt of the jokes. People would just be bored and find something better

Boogie would have to do the heavy lifting, I can’t speak on his overall popularity or genuine fanbase and it’s size

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Oh gee, what a fucking surprise. Phil can't leave well enough alone AND broke his own promise about not talking about Keem. You did this all to yourself, Phil. No detractor did this to you. You , YES YOU, you fucking retard, did this all on your own.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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Days since Phil said he'd never talk or mention anything about Keemstar again in any capacity:
Zero!!!

 

[Kosher Dill]

On the off-chance Keem was actually serious about the "Lolcow Podcast", Phil did him a $150000 favor by torpedoing it.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

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"I stay in my lane "

This drama started when he made comments about Keem retiring on stream. That was what, October? He has been perpetuating this shit for 8 goddamn months.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

On the off-chance Keem was actually serious about the "Lolcow Podcast", Phil did him a $150000 favor by torpedoing it.

A fool and his money, etc. etc.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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What golden quote will we get on the next prestream? The first time the gnome picked on Phil it gave us "I'll be the guy on level 1" and "I guess I'm proud to be a loser" and the second one gave us "I'd rather be a beggar than be Keemstar."

 

[Iron Father]

Phil has had a grudge against Keemstar ever since he covered "the incident" on his show. He's been calling him a gnome or whatever for years.

But Keem lives rent free in Phil's head...

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1542020282696835073

 

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Be nice if Keem could be bothered to get basic facts right. It'd be far more humiliating to out Phil as a beggar who makes $100k+ a year, has for several years, and STILL had to file for bankruptcy because he spends tens of thousands of dollars on mobile games.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

as fuck, but I hope it happens and it finds success. They can have a tips goal but it tracks how much DSP’s cut would have been and add a vest, glasses, sonic hat etc. to the cutout as the amount goes up.

Imagine the salt from the pig if this happens, holy fuck. "THATS MY MONEY, THERE USING MY IMAGE AND CREATIONS"

 

[BlackDragoons]

Not only does Phil play the whole Gatcha mechanic he's basing his whole entire life by it as well. Having 3 dudes support the rest of his life.