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[AirdropShitposts]

What does he need a deeper vag for? Not enough room for all the zero dicks going in it?

 

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What does he need a deeper vag for? Not enough room for all the zero dicks going in it?

Penis measuring, but reversed.

Jazz Jennings had a similar problem where he would ask random women he was acquaintances with to compare vaginal depth. His mom had to explain to him that women never do that. Of course, a man who does the same but with penis length and other men is just as weird, only difference is that it isn't unheard of.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You'd think they might learn stuff about vaginas just accidentally.

 

[FinnSven]

Penis measuring, but reversed.

Jazz Jennings had a similar problem where he would ask random women he was acquaintances with to compare vaginal depth. His mom had to explain to him that women never do that. Of course, a man who does the same but with penis length and other men is just as weird, only difference it's that it isn't unheard of.

Probably watching too much gyno porn.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

You'd think they might learn stuff about vaginas just accidentally.

They learn plenty about what can fit in a vagina or anus from porn but always fail to comprehend the most basic truth of it: porn doesn't translate to real life.

 

[The Final Troondown]

If someone refers to their cosmetic breast surgery as "tiddys" constantly when others are looking for genuine reconstructive surgery, you might just not deserve said surgery. I'm scared to know what that gender therapist who writes the letter looks like.

He claims his breast naturally grew to a nice size, yet he is selfishly pursuing this. I'm not sure if this is more or less selfish than amsurgery revision.

Also, let's blow up that last tweet to max size.

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I'm wondering if Kevin and Jen's health issues helped separate this out: Jen is near anorexic, has little extra weight, and probably has a connectivity tissue problem, as opposed to fat Kevin with more mass pushing down on his bottom half and relatively normal health aside from that. I'm curious if that means Jen's worse at healing bodywise than Kev and that's why it happened. Who knows the truth without time travel and observation, which is something we don't need to to fund.

gee it's almost like for the past two years medicine has been running on a skeleton service and lots of cancers were discovered late
but nope all the actual women needing reconstructive work should just shut up and take their place in line behind Kevin fucking Gibes who will be back within 2 years because he's once again failed to do the bare minimum of aftercare and his implants are rejecting or calcifying

I want him to have this surgery, both because by all accounts it's super painful, and because the idea of kevin with massive implants is hilarious, but his entitlement is just unreal

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I feel like if we had Altered Carbon tech (the author is a male TERF by the way, based) and enough spare female bodies for everyone who wanted one, Kevin would still find a way to fuck it up.

 

[Elysian]

gee it's almost like for the past two years medicine has been running on a skeleton service and lots of cancers were discovered late
but nope all the actual women needing reconstructive work should just shut up and take their place in line behind Kevin fucking Gibes who will be back within 2 years because he's once again failed to do the bare minimum of aftercare and his implants are rejecting or calcifying

I want him to have this surgery, both because by all accounts it's super painful, and because the idea of kevin with massive implants is hilarious, but his entitlement is just unreal

There was this lolcow I used to follow the antics of on lolcow.farm years ago who was a chunky black girl with a ddlg+bimbofication fetish that would make really gross porn (and would a-log her own sister in said sister's thread, since the sister was also a lolcow). She eventually managed to get a boobjob but followed literally zero of the aftercare steps and her scars ended up looking extra gnarly. Kevin is gonna be the white dude version of that. Except without the part where he ~*gets fucked in his new vag*~, lmao

 

[FinnSven]

gee it's almost like for the past two years medicine has been running on a skeleton service and lots of cancers were discovered late
but nope all the actual women needing reconstructive work should just shut up and take their place in line behind Kevin fucking Gibes who will be back within 2 years because he's once again failed to do the bare minimum of aftercare and his implants are rejecting or calcifying

I want him to have this surgery, both because by all accounts it's super painful, and because the idea of kevin with massive implants is hilarious, but his entitlement is just unreal

I hope he has them, but goes to some place like Thailand to get them done on the cheap.
Then on the plane back they burst.

We don’t hear anything about him for months until he finally reappears having spent that time in Guantanamo, trying to convince the authorities that he is not a horribly failed suicide bomber.

 

[LonesomeDud]

TIL if you advise against unnecessary surgery, you're a TERF.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Also, let's blow up that last tweet to max size.

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I'm wondering if Kevin and Jen's health issues helped separate this out: Jen is near anorexic, has little extra weight, and probably has a connectivity tissue problem, as opposed to fat Kevin with more mass pushing down on his bottom half and relatively normal health aside from that. I'm curious if that means Jen's worse at healing bodywise than Kev and that's why it happened. Who knows the truth without time travel and observation, which is something we don't need to to fund.

Or Kevin's just lying.

 

[An empty shill]

A british troon got a botched amhole and ghosted by his surgeon (i think?)
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You know, this isn't going to be anything new or different, but, this right here, him "comforting " this British troon actually makes me angry.
Not the act of "comforting " but that instead of doing it privately, he's making a show of it.

I don't know why, but whenever I see this in SRS thread and here it makes me so angry.
I guess it's because they're trying to seek comfort from the same group that effectively put them in this horrible situation in the first place, I want to take these people by the shoulders and give 'em a good shake and yell: "Go see a real therapist! These people only wish to harm and malign you further!"

But I know that'll only earn me an ungrateful screech of "TERF"!
So, laugh sadly at them I will...

You'd think they might learn stuff about vaginas just accidentally.

That would require them to listen, silly fool, when do men ever do that. Especially these men...

 

[FinnSven]

TIL if you advise against unnecessary surgery, you're a TERF.

Yes, Kevin and pals think that all TERFs should have lobotomies, like in the good old days when “spirited” girls would have their frontal lobes removed to keep them from their bouts of hysteria.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Or Kevin's just lying.

I was thinking JEN was the one lying to Kevin to make him feel better, tbh. Kevin would totally swallow a white lie like that without question.

 

[Piss Bear]

You know, this isn't going to be anything new or different, but, this right here, him "comforting " this British troon actually makes me angry.
Not the act of "comforting " but that instead of doing it privately, he's making a show of it.

I don't know why, but whenever I see this in SRS thread and here it makes me so angry.
I guess it's because they're trying to seek comfort from the same group that effectively put them in this horrible situation in the first place, I want to take these people by the shoulders and give 'em a good shake and yell: "Go see a real therapist! These people only wish to harm and malign you further!”

I was thinking the same thing, you worded it way better than I could. This person’s account is PRIVATE, and yet Kevin is replying with his public account and drawing attention to it too. He clearly just wants to be seen as the wise and gentle elder troon. (lol)

I think if a person who had this surgery went to a therapist and told them what was going on, the therapist would be at a loss for words. What the hell do you say to a troon who got everything they wanted and yet is still unhappy? What if you’re a therapist who was convinced SRS is the real deal?

No one knows what to do with post-op troons. And this is 100% because troons silence any negative talk of surgery results, and intimidate these people into silence. This is why the majority of people who support troons think that surgery is the real deal, and troons are always happy after GRS. This is a hell of their own making.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I’ve said it before, but ”trans elders” are like vampires without the immortality. “Share in my curse!”

 

[MissAnthropist]

gee it's almost like for the past two years medicine has been running on a skeleton service and lots of cancers were discovered late
but nope all the actual women needing reconstructive work should just shut up and take their place in line behind Kevin fucking Gibes who will be back within 2 years because he's once again failed to do the bare minimum of aftercare and his implants are rejecting or calcifying

I want him to have this surgery, both because by all accounts it's super painful, and because the idea of kevin with massive implants is hilarious, but his entitlement is just unreal

Artistic rendering of Kevvy with his Mommy Milkers.

 

[Hitman One]

We don’t hear anything about him for months until he finally reappears having spent that time in Guantanamo, trying to convince the authorities that he is not a horribly failed suicide bomber.

Kevin would be the most Islamic thing ever imprisoned there.

 

[Russketeer]

Am I correct that the whole tiddy approval process and the tiddy letter are because Kevin wants this covered by insurance/Medicaid as a medical need? If he could afford to pay out of pocket would he need to jump through the same/similar hoops because he is male (I'm reminded of the male prop bettor/ gambler that got $1 million to get BA and keep them for a year)?

Is Kevin more or less likely to get approved for this useless bullshit because trans coordinators/trans therapists/and trans medicine can smell which way the pendulum of public opinion is swinging and they know the days of these jobs even existing could be numbered? I picture trans medicine doing their best to get the $ while they still can.

 

[Oxyjen]

Well, it wouldn’t be the first time trans surgeries had been carried out in an outbuilding. John Ronald Brown filmed himself doing such surgeries (and others) in his garage.

Looks like Penny missed the boat on this one.