Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

It might as well be microwave chicken dinner, the fucking shit magician Jack is. He could put it in a plastic bag with shreddy cheese and burn his hand pulling it out.

 

[AnOminous]

It might as well be microwave chicken dinner, the fucking shit magician Jack is. He could put it in a plastic bag with shreddy cheese and burn his hand pulling it out.

I'd rather eat a freezer burned Banquet fried chicken meal than anything Jack has ever made, and those things are repulsive.

 

[ZipDisk]

I mainlined those Banquet fucking things in high school, but the quality fell off a cliff and I stopped punishing myself.
Their "bread" was weirdly good. Not many of the meals used it though.

 

[captkrisma]

And I'm sorry, while I know the use of orange marmalade is a cheat and a shortcut, you can't make this properly without a good shot of Grand Marnier or some curaçao. Cointreau can be used in a pinch and some cheap Triple Sec if you have nothing else.

If you REALLY want to go the non-alcoholic route you can substitute orange juice concentrate and some honey to the sauce, but it's not going to really be the same.

 

[salmonellajack]

That fish answer

13 years in the food industry bahahahaha

 

[jitter]

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those stupid fucking silicone mats... why not cook everything in a large cast iron pan so the sauce is actually touching the chicken and it gets some caramelization. then pull the chicken out and reduce the sauce in the pan with some stock and a couple of the shallots, and finish it with some minced rosemary. pour it over the chicken and punch up the flavor.

but no, that'd be cooking instead of combining and would make it a difficult recipe for jack to handle.

 

[captkrisma]

You can monetize with Quora, but you have to admit a space in order to do so. Then your answers will be held behind a pay wall and to get it, you have to subscribe to Quora+ or that individual space. Jack will attempt to make a Quora space soon based on his YouTube channel. It will not succeed.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Seeing Jack crying over marvel like an enraged fan boy makes me laugh lol

 

[abobe]

A new cover photo. Soyjack, ho!

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Post oak is just a different species of white oak. I haven't used it, so can't speak to the difference between that and any other hardwood, but it does seem to be a staple in Texan barbecue.

It looks like he may have finally gotten a cease and desist from Bitmoji. His shop isn't working for me, so I can't see if all that merch is still there.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

He's making new shirts. The hats are gone. He somehow managed to make worse shirts without the bitmoji

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

He's making new shirts. The hats are gone. He somehow managed to make worse shirts without the bitmoji

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

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Ye those are gonna be a big hit. Who wouldnt want to walk around with that lovely face ey?
What a retard

 

[Rinascere]

He's making new shirts. The hats are gone. He somehow managed to make worse shirts without the bitmoji

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

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They don't even come in a size big enough for Jack to wear.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Ye those are gonna be a big hit. Who wouldnt want to walk around with that lovely face ey?
What a retard

“Hello sir, I’m so glad you’re walking around with that gay mascot on your shirt. Love truly wins”
Lmao

 

[Laughingjoke2]

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As a comic fan and I haven't read Spider-Man regularly since OMD only reading the Doc Ock Superior Spider-Man run because I heard it was decent.

But Jack and the upcoming rounds of "Anti-Woke" grifters videos probably about to he released because of this makes me want to say Get a Fucking Life.

It's a Alternative Universe Variant not 616 Peter who for a nerd has gotten more ass than a toilet seat. Jesus the Exiles book had a MJ version of Spider-Woman in it who was a full blown Lesbo, but 616 MJ has never been made a Dyke even with editorials desire to never have them together.

 

[brooky]

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Is his bitmoji supposed to look like the fat, selfish, stupid villain from Toy Story 2?

 

[Staffy]

He's making new shirts. The hats are gone. He somehow managed to make worse shirts without the bitmoji

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

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The original ones even seem like they were made by a troll. Fat, narcissistic with no self awareness at all

 

[Sonic T]

Nobody fucking cares that you did what Fox News probably told you to do. Quit cheating death and go towards the light already.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Nobody fucking cares that you did what Fox News probably told you to do. Quit cheating death and go towards the light already.

The FCC...but Jack, that's...

THE GOVERNMENT!

Reinstall TikTok right now!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Nobody fucking cares that you did what Fox News probably told you to do. Quit cheating death and go towards the light already.

I don’t like tik tok either but this whole boomer shit of “tik tok is evil” is for downies. You don’t like it grandpa? Tough shit. For people who love what American stands for, people like Jack sure do love banning media/sites and shitting on the first amendment

 

[EvilDroid64]

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Nobody fucking cares that you did what Fox News probably told you to do. Quit cheating death and go towards the light already.

He'll reinstall it by the end of comfort food August.