Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

Unemployed Wisconsin man gives his take on the hearing today:

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Well, other than the fact that it wasn't a trial. Minor detail though really.

 

[Alex Jones' Fancy Cat]

Rick is spiraling down like movieblob is. As their lives get more fucked up, they just go harder on the arrogance. How can people with a front row seat to the flaming wreckage of their lives act like this? Fatty should know he knows nothing of the law. He's been repeatedly raped in court by the judge.

 

[Maude Snew]

Rick is spiraling down like movieblob is. As their lives get more fucked up, they just go harder on the arrogance. How can people with a front row seat to the flaming wreckage of their lives act like this? Fatty should know he knows nothing of the law. He's been repeatedly raped in court by the judge.

Little baby infant child, I am the law.

-"Judge" Fatt 2022

Edit:

Five million hours in MSPaint

 

[Cactuar King]

-"Judge" Fatt 2022

Missed opportunity for "Pudge Dredd"

 

[Associate Rick]

You accidentally posted Pat’s shoop of the original photo. Here’s the unedited version:

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I feel so foolish, I should know by now to be wary of Pats photoshop skills.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

He’s more of a Judge Dredd villain, though the scale may be a bit too low.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Pictured: Fatrick leading his brigade on a charge against the Christofascist Supreme Court, 2023.

 

[FinnSven]

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Pictured: Fatrick leading his brigade on a charge against the Christofascist Supreme Court, 2023.

Fatrick would spend many years encubed for being involved in illegal eating competitions, causing block wars with his bad fiction, and talking back to arresting Judges.

His biggest risk will be if he is apprehended by Judge Child.

 

[breadandcircuses]

how do you try to 'grab the wheel' from the back of a limo with glass (likely bulletproof, hes the president) separating you from the driver

As the Anti-Christ, Trump used his Satanic powers to phase through the glass, obviously.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

He does have an unusual amount of... engagement on that, it seems? I avoid twitter better than the plague so I can't be certain, but I thought most his followers were all bought off fiverr or some shit. 600+ likes?

Those aren't mutually exclusive. Keep in mind that this is a guy who quite literally has no life beyond Twitter. He's been known to tweet 100+ times a day, the vast majority of them desperate attempts to go viral by jumping in on the trending topic of the day. He's bound to get lucky some times and achieve above-average results.

The thing is, 'above-average' for Rick is anything above double-digit likes. Even when he spends his every waking moment pandering to the outrage du jour, like the RvW shit now, he only manages to get a few hundred likes. Meanwhile actual celebrities make a single comment on the subject and get tens of thousands of them. Rick got a taste of that kind of engagement by piggybacking off of people like Ben Shapiro, and he's been chasing that high ever since.

Let's be very generous and assume that, over the course of his Twitter addiction, he's managed to go viral 10-20 times. That still pales in comparison to the 120.000+ total tweets he's made since 2017. Even if we discount all the no childs and imposter callouts, that's still an infinitesimal numbah for someone who pretends to be a public figure and political firebrand.

Whenever he pontificates about his life, his interests or his shitty books, only a handful of people bother to pay attention. That's the actual level of popularity Patrick S. Tomlinson, the man, has whenever he's isolated from the hivemind.

I’m sure he’d have his photo shooped to make him look skinny, but we all know what the cover looked like before the heavy editing:

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Also this is a Pat S. Thomas book, so the cover would have misspelled words and fucked grammar.

Nigga looks like Mikhail Bakunin.

"If Krinsky truly existed, it would be necessary to abolish it, ребенок."

 

[Maude Snew]

As the Anti-Christ, Trump used his Satanic powers to phase through the glass, obviously.

Wrong as always stalker. You will find that it is in fact Jesus who takes the wheel while Satan makes the deal.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Rick is spiraling down like movieblob is. As their lives get more fucked up, they just go harder on the arrogance. How can people with a front row seat to the flaming wreckage of their lives act like this? Fatty should know he knows nothing of the law. He's been repeatedly raped in court by the judge.

"Wrong again, child. The judge gave the win to the other person out of pity of my understanding of the law!" That's something he'd say for sure.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

A mighty figure from the past returns.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Unemployed Wisconsin man gives his take on the hearing today:

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Fatrick goes on like Trump has some high IQ mastermind (unlike Fatrick's 1.2 gpa) but in the same breath will talk about Trump like he's a country bumpkin moron.

So what is it Fatrick? Is he a manipulative mastermind that telepathically told people to "raid" the capitol, or is he a braindead moron who cant tie his own shoes?

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Fatrick goes on about Trump like he is some high IQ mastermind (unlike Fatrick's 1.2 gpa) but in the same breath will talk about Trump like he's a country bumpkin moron.

So what is it Fatrick? Is he a manipulative mastermind that telepathically told people to "raid" the capitol, or is he a braindead moron who cant tie his own shoes?

I am basically apolitical and don’t vote but I always think it’s funny people like Patrick do that.

Even if you hate Trump, you have to recognise he became a billionaire and then became leader of the free world, largely on the back of his own force of will and instincts. That is greatness in the true sense of the word. People mistake being “great” with being admirable and “good” now. When it just means achieving above the average.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

I am basically apolitical and don’t vote but I always think it’s funny people like Patrick do that.

Even if you hate Trump, you have to recognise he became a billionaire and then became leader of the free world, largely on the back of his own force of will and instincts. That is greatness in the true sense of the word. People mistake being “great” with being admirable and “good” now. When it just means achieving above the average.

By this measure, Patrick is a great man. You see, he is well above average in the weight department.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Fatrick goes on like Trump has some high IQ mastermind (unlike Fatrick's 1.2 gpa) but in the same breath will talk about Trump like he's a country bumpkin moron.

So what is it Fatrick? Is he a manipulative mastermind that telepathically told people to "raid" the capitol, or is he a braindead moron who cant tie his own shoes?

Patrick's a retard whose retard strength lies in his ability to do mental gymnastics.

 

[Ophelia]

By this measure, Patrick is a great man. You see, he is well above average in the weight department.

A great big man.

 

[Broadside]

"It all just sounds so plausible"


Wow, imagine that - you immediately believe every bad thing you hear about someone you don't like! This is damning!
Wasn't the star witness just outed as lying under oath or something by the way?
The media has caused so much shit in this country, telling low information retards like Pat exactly what they want to hear. "Trump did poo poo on desk and made aides clean it up! I believe this! I am serious pundit."
You'll debunk the obvious BS they're fed six different ways and they'll still believe it, chalking it up to some MAGA conspiracy to silence the opposition (ofc this applies to Q loons too, but who the fuck takes those weirdos seriously? #TrustThePlan!) These pointless NPCs are emotionally invested in this awful shitshow that we call democracy.

Sorry to double post but I see he's updated his copy paste reply lmao. What is that meant to achieve beyond signalling that he's beginning to crack? Imagine something being a serious felony yet nothing happens depsite committing it hundreds of times.
Nobody is going to be arrested for sending silly text messages to you, Patirck. This is your life now, what a fucking tragicomic existence.

A mighty figure from the past returns.
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[SixPennyWalnut]

Sorry to double post but I see he's updated his copy paste reply lmao. What is that meant to achieve beyond signalling that he's beginning to crack? Imagine something being a serious felony yet nothing happens depsite committing it hundreds of times.
Nobody is going to be arrested for sending silly text messages to you, Patirck. This is your life now, what a fucking tragicomic existence.

Oh but little baby child, the lizard king will be arrrsted for his crimes. Jason Bourne is already on the case.