DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
About the whole Keem thing.

Dsp would've never accepted going on a podcast or anything of the like since:
-He wont have complete control
-he will be subjected to ridicule
-will expose his scam to the world
-he sucks at interacting with people

From a business point I can understand why keem attempted to get lolcows together. Since for normies, they are fascinating and can attract a crowd. Obviously that would've fallen short since wings, boogie and the dsp cutout would've been bombarded so hard from 3 detractors/troll fronts that they will eventually say fuck it. I personally would've liked to see the pilot, just to see how much of a train crash it will be.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Iron Father, MoonRocker, Big Brown Schlub and 14 others
00R-Gundam said:
About the whole Keem thing.

Dsp would've never accepted going on a podcast or anything of the like since:
-He wont have complete control
-he will be subjected to ridicule
-will expose his scam to the world
-he sucks at interacting with people

From a business point I can understand why keem attempted to get lolcows together. Since for normies, they are fascinating and can attract a crowd. Obviously that would've fallen short since wings, boogie and the dsp cutout would've been bombarded so hard from 3 detractors/troll fronts that they will eventually say fuck it. I personally would've liked to see the pilot, just to see how much of a train crash it will be.
Click to expand...
After a certain point, he needs to realize he's just a laughing stock and needs to own up to it. He's been doing this for 15 years and only accumulated a measly 300 viewers that agree with him. There are enough people in the world that even if you're a serial killer, and if you're exposed to enough people, you'll find ones that are deranged as you are that'll follow you till the end.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Cardef1121, Big Brown Schlub, Massively Strong Greed and 3 others
Surprised to see people not like the idea of the podcast, I think it would have been hilarious. Three of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet making a fool of themselves. I mean most of the gold dust we get is on his prestream podcast and this would just be that with 2 more lolcows added on, what's not to like?

Also shows how lazy, egotistical, and dumb Phil is. This would be a good opportunity to capitalize off being a lolcow and use it for his own benefit. But no, would rather sit on his ass and beg. Shame.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Iron Father, TeeDee1622, Cardef1121 and 10 others
Brownshirt Freshman said:
Surprised to see people not like the idea of the podcast, I think it would have been hilarious. Three of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet making a fool of themselves. I mean most of the gold dust we get is on his prestream podcast and this would just be that with 2 more lolcows added on, what's not to like?

Also shows how lazy, egotistical, and dumb Phil is. This would be a good opportunity to capitalize off being a lolcow and use it for his own benefit. But no, would rather sit on his ass and beg. Shame.
Click to expand...
If I had to guess, it's because there's not really a shortage of groups of lolcows who make fools of themselves. That's basically all Ethan Ralph/Killstream stuff is. The reason I think it "works" compared to something like Phil, Wings and Boogie being on a podcast together is the other cows are way more hostile and drama prone. They go full on Springer. Even Boogie is kinda lightweight in comparison, which is probably the only time that sentence can be uttered.

When Phil started calling his prestream a podcast, it felt like everyone agreed that Phil is the absolute worst possible person to have a podcast because he has nothing to say. I don't know how that gets any better when he's chatting with two other people. We've seen it in the few multiplayer streams Phil has done. The other two people talk and have fun, DSP largely ignores them.

Don't get me wrong, I think the idea of lolcows feuding or whatever would be entertaining. It'd be the equivalent of trashy reality TV. But the reason something like Springer worked is because it is heavily produced and even if people aren't acting in a traditional sense, there's a script. I definitely think there's a world where that kind of format could exist, but I think a podcast is probably the worst medium for it. Another big thing with reality TV is the editing. While editing can definitely exist with a podcast, it isn't really the same thing. And for DSP especially, it's not a good format. He just shuts down too easily in group settings.

DSP is also a pretty niche cow, all things considered. It's easy to forget because we have a subforum here, but to most people he's just "the guy" and they're generally surprised that he's even on the internet still. Heck, most of them don't even know about the begging or anything because for the longest time his reputation, outside of the incident, was just guy who points a camera at his TV, plays really badly, and spams uploads.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Iron Father, Cardef1121, MoonRocker and 4 others
Podcast would be boring yeah, just like how we knew how reacts were going to be. But Phil needs small pushes like this to keep his trolley going at 10mph instead of 2mph. New games aren't making him anymore interesting.

On top of podcast, it just shows he's not willing to put in any effort. Nigga is fine being where he is but also turning down an easy $50k like that just to TALK to other people is just damning. If he pissed people off before with how much he was making playin videogames all day in pajamas, that would just make them even more mad.

Probably making something out of nothing here, but it's fuckin' something like him in the real world. Phil having his little bubble popped for a second is way more interesting than Phil playin new videogame poorly or Phil says thing on internet in the current year.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Iron Father, Cardef1121, Big Brown Schlub and 5 others
mildseven21 said:
Keemstar just did an interview about the whole situation on Steel Toe Morning Show.
Click to expand...
This was really interesting. It seems like keem didn't have the details ironed out yet and the lolcow podcast name was just something he threw out, but highlighted that they're unintentionally entertaining by the dumb shit they say. I'm sure keem was also banking on making a secondary clip channel that would go "viral"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Cardef1121, Big Brown Schlub, Massively Strong Greed and 4 others
Q_Anon1001 said:
This was really interesting. It seems like keem didn't have the details ironed out yet and the lolcow podcast name was just something he threw out, but highlighted that they're unintentionally entertaining by the dumb shit they say. I'm sure keem was also banking on making a secondary clip channel that would go "viral"
Click to expand...
Keem dodged a bullet with DSP. If he's that difficult to get on a phone, imagine how difficult it'll be working together.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Iron Father, TeeDee1622, Cardef1121 and 8 others
Brownshirt Freshman said:
Surprised to see people not like the idea of the podcast, I think it would have been hilarious. Three of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet making a fool of themselves. I mean most of the gold dust we get is on his prestream podcast and this would just be that with 2 more lolcows added on, what's not to like?
Click to expand...
I'm with you on that. Picture a podcast like pka or joe rogan except the hosts are all stupid and the whole point is that it's non stop shit show. The only problem I see is that it would get old really fast and there's not a lot of mileage you can get out of them UNLESS boss man Keem tried to introduce some gimmicks like have them play DnD or something like that. Yes it would be a had idea long term, but short term it would be a gold mine of ridiculousness. Maybe you could get to around 9 episodes of this podcast before it starts to drag. But I doubt it would make much of a profit.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Big Brown Schlub, Massively Strong Greed, Grammatik and 2 others
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Iron Father, Big Brown Schlub, Massively Strong Greed and 7 others
SaidNoOneEver said:
There's no way this show is financially viable for any length of time
Click to expand...
I don't understand this repeated point.

Keem has spent the last couple months showing up in "debate" streams where 3 or 4 retards just yell over each others until it derials into chaos and the viewers superchat and donate like crazy the entire time despite nothing really being said besides, your gay and you dox people.

While dsp boogie and wings don't net the same audience as a metokur or fuentes separately when you combine the 3 you get an audience of trolls and detractors that becomes very lucrative and possibly as large.

The show wouldn't need to be "successful" it could be like sienfeld and be about nothing. Wouldn't matter. Keem would profit on troll donations alone the moment these 3 idiots started to yell over each other. At the least I think in a handful of episodes keem would recoup the 150k on the 3 as crazy as it sounds.

Literally watch one of those kino casinos or fucking anyone of those retards, just yell at each other for hours as thousands of dollars of superchats blaze by. If hosted by keem. This would be a slam dunk. The problem his Phil's thin skin. Boogie and wings are somewhat doable. They can bite their tounge for the money. See the bigger picture behind whatever roasting and trolling they are required to partake in from keems show. Phil will not. One of the weirded things about his ego/greed combo.

Put em all on a podcast, literally do nothing besides encourage the audience to engage, profit. Simple as that. The money makes its self. Internet retards and lolcow enthusiasts will throw money at this and frequently.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Iron Father, Watamelon, Big Brown Schlub and 7 others
Brownshirt Freshman said:
Surprised to see people not like the idea of the podcast, I think it would have been hilarious. Three of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet making a fool of themselves. I mean most of the gold dust we get is on his prestream podcast and this would just be that with 2 more lolcows added on, what's not to like?

Also shows how lazy, egotistical, and dumb Phil is. This would be a good opportunity to capitalize off being a lolcow and use it for his own benefit. But no, would rather sit on his ass and beg. Shame.
Click to expand...
There's a certain group of "detractors" who lowkey white knight for phil and wouldn't want to see him humiliated and trolled like this. Sure they'll cope by saying they aren't interested in the podcast or say it wouldn't be funny so it shouldn't happen but they're really trying to cover for phil and protect him from keemstar.

Any combo of phil/wings/keemstar mixed into some toxic cesspool of a project would be hilarious for all of us unless you actually don't want to see dsp embarrass himself and look like an idiot, well more than he already does every single day.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Iron Father, Watamelon, Big Brown Schlub and 11 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back