DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
What a terrible fukin idea. Seriously. Even worse name. Lolcows are lolcows cause they dont embrace being one. They know they are, but they really dont want to be one.
Yeah, I would have went with something like "Underdawgz", or something else just as catchy, if it hasn't been taken. Pigroach might have taken the deal then, but Keem fucked it up like a kid who can't stop giggling while doing a prank call.
 
Phil somehow managed to fuck up at every step in this situation. He took interest only when Keem mentioned money which meant that people would know that Phil chose to walk away from a large sum, rejected Keem in the most retarded way possible not by saying no, but by trying to give him the runaround and gave Keem the opportunity to flip it all on him.

Phil keeps going into things like he has any form of leverage when he just doesn't. What did he think Keem was going to do, just wait for for piggy to make himself available to sort this out, waiting possibly days or weeks just to start talks. He didn't get that Keem had all the power in their situation, Keem was the one with the job offer and the money for a sign on payment, Phil had nothing to change it, he had no power in the interaction. Doubly so with the knowledge that it only happened because Keem threw out a large number for how much he was willing to pay.
 
Any combo of phil/wings/keemstar mixed into some toxic cesspool of a project would be hilarious for all of us unless you actually don't want to see dsp embarrass himself and look like an idiot, well more than he already does every single day.
It would have been hilarious if it instantly crashed and burned also.
 
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I think Keem might have been using these three to test the waters for a lolcow network of sorts. Look at all the idiots that have popped up in the Ip2 community after Ice Posideon fell, trying to do the same thing with lesser known cows. That idiot Attila is still trying to do it, but it turns into a bunch of idiots screaming over each other and the people on his "podcast" are nobodies. Andy Dicks girlfriend has been trying to do it, but she's too mentally unstable. KingCobra has a bunch of followers always trying to start podcast like shows...but again they're randoms and lolcows themselves.

The people trying to put together lolcow podcasts so far are nobodies. Keem has the following and experience to pull something off. It's probably not worth the effort though.

I seriously think there is a lot of money to be made if someone could somehow have the patience to deal with them all. Then again, a lot of them are like DSP where their egos are too fragile to deal with it. But there are plenty that crave attention, good or bad. I mean how many lolcows on Kiwifarms have threads with thousands and thousands of threads and comments. There's a market for it. Putting it together is a whole other issue.
 
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I don't understand this repeated point.

Keem has spent the last couple months showing up in "debate" streams where 3 or 4 retards just yell over each others until it derials into chaos and the viewers superchat and donate like crazy the entire time despite nothing really being said besides, your gay and you dox people.

While dsp boogie and wings don't net the same audience as a metokur or fuentes separately when you combine the 3 you get an audience of trolls and detractors that becomes very lucrative and possibly as large.

The show wouldn't need to be "successful" it could be like sienfeld and be about nothing. Wouldn't matter. Keem would profit on troll donations alone the moment these 3 idiots started to yell over each other. At the least I think in a handful of episodes keem would recoup the 150k on the 3 as crazy as it sounds.

Literally watch one of those kino casinos or fucking anyone of those retards, just yell at each other for hours as thousands of dollars of superchats blaze by. If hosted by keem. This would be a slam dunk. The problem his Phil's thin skin. Boogie and wings are somewhat doable. They can bite their tounge for the money. See the bigger picture behind whatever roasting and trolling they are required to partake in from keems show. Phil will not. One of the weirded things about his ego/greed combo.

Put em all on a podcast, literally do nothing besides encourage the audience to engage, profit. Simple as that. The money makes its self. Internet retards and lolcow enthusiasts will throw money at this and frequently.
It could only be successful if the three cows all allowed Keem to promote the show as imbecilic stooges making fools of themselves and that would never happen.
 
I just watched the end of the Skyrim stream. So not only does he still have several missions he didn't complete, thus not beating the game, he also chose not to get married and and only lives with another dude and a bunch of critters. And then that slow undressing scene where he forces everyone to look at his naked Fursona. You big bastard. You suck, dsp.
 
Keemstar is calling into this show to talk about DSP


You should find it 5 - 6 min into the stream
For a second I almost outsmarted myself, I was beginning to think all this bad blood between keem and Phil was being turned into free promotion for the podcast when Phil eventually joins. Phil and Keem "cutting promos" on each other for 6 months to whip us all into a frenzy, them BOOM announce he's doing it would be gold.

Then I remembered, Phil is incredibly stupid and lazy.
 
I just watched the end of the Skyrim stream. So not only does he still have several missions he didn't complete, thus not beating the game, he also chose not to get married and and only lives with another dude and a bunch of critters. And then that slow undressing scene where he forces everyone to look at his naked Fursona. You big bastard. You suck, dsp.
I never understood how he has no patience for the settlement/homestead building system when he used to do entire streams on minecraft.
 
Everyone keeps saying this is a bad idea by Keem.

I highly disagree. Between wings, dsp, and boogie they have enough fans, trolls, and detractors that would equate views which means $$$$

Combine the views from all of their (DSP, Boogie, and Wings) true fans along with Keems fans AND with all of their detractors and trolls and you're talking 100k-1 million views per video. Maybe millions. It doesn't matter if DSP just burps and snorts while wings picks his nose and boogie talks about depression and poor political views ....people will still watch to see what is going on because, keem is right, people can't turn away from the train wreck.

Bad publicity is better than no publicity. Keem would be out 150k up front but he would make it back for sure.

Could all of them work together, though? I highly doubt it. Totally different personalities, life experiences, personal/social/religious/political views, etc.

The only thing they have in common is being trolled and cyber bullied (deservingly)

Once again. I think Keem profits off of this venture. I just don't think long term it's feasible. They would need a producer and daily narratives for their podcast because alone they aren't interesting enough.

Everyone here is biased with their shared hate of DSP but if you ignore all of that and look at it solely from views/ads/sponsorships/contributions Keem would profit.
 
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Atari 50 will save the stream guys
 
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