Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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If you really, REALLY want to save money on bread, just don't buy it. In the US, most store-bought bread is packed with preservatives, sugars, etc. Learning to make your own bread is easy, cheap, fun and healthier than buying what a lot of US supermarkets pass off as 'bread.'
 
Attached are six months of Jack on the Go meal expenses, nearly correct and visualized.

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If you really, REALLY want to save money on bread, just don't buy it. In the US, most store-bought bread is packed with preservatives, sugars, etc. Learning to make your own bread is easy, cheap, fun and healthier than buying what a lot of US supermarkets pass off as 'bread.'
"I don't know if making your own bread is cheaper, I wouldn't expect it to be, but it might be, who knows?" Deep insight here. How can anyone possibly figure out how much flour costs, how much yeast costs (or just skip the yeast and make a sourdough starter) and find out how much you need to make a loaf, then compare that cost to a similar supermarket bread aisle loaf? Like the P vs. NP problem, faster-than-light travel, and the nature of dark matter, it's just one of those mysteries of the universe that might never be solved by even the most brilliant minds.
 
The taqueria looks like any other hole in the wall place, the food they ordered looked pretty bad. Might taste good, might taste terrible, I wouldn't trust Jack to tell the difference.

"Bread store"? You mean a bakery, Jack? "My mom wasn't a good cook" LMAO no shit.

I love the oblique reference to "this is how we're going to get through all this" at the end of the bread video, Doomer Jack is starting to poke through on the YouTube channels now.
 
You can monetize with Quora, but you have to admit a space in order to do so. Then your answers will be held behind a pay wall and to get it, you have to subscribe to Quora+ or that individual space. Jack will attempt to make a Quora space soon based on his YouTube channel. It will not succeed.
imagine paying a subscription model just to see jacks wonderful answers
 
So Jack's suggestion is to buy shit such as unecessary bread even if you don't need it. I mean, didn't people used to make their own bread instead of going to a bakery? Such as your mom, Jack?

Also who the fuck buys an extra fucking freezer if you are really tight on the money. Makes no sense.

Wow Jack, suprised that there are actuall restaurants out there that do their own stuff to stand out from the crowd.. It's nice, isn't it?
 
jack has changed the channel icons for both CWJ and JOTG, all but confirming that he was indeed contacted by bitmoji and told to quit violating their TOS
WE DID IT, FOODJACKS! WE WON!

Eh, I guess we'll still see it in his Facebook posts. Despite the fact that his bitmoji infuriates a primal side of my lizard brain, if he stopped using it entirely, I would miss it.
 
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Thanks a lot Jack! Now I'm out $100 for a freezer, my monthly electric bill is up, and I have a 10lb bag of bread flour and all this yeast going unused because the kids won't eat this shitty bread that goes moldy in 5 days. I don't have leisure time to perfect it since I'm working two jobs at the Walmart and gas station 🤬

Honestly though it wouldn't take 10 minutes to google for good bread recipes and the local Walmart price of bread flour to figure out the cost per loaf, and call up the local bakery outlet and ask what the price is for their most popular bread. Give the audience some actual information instead of gurgling "I dunno, but that's an option."
 
GET YOU BREAD

Jack continues to explain how Whore Scalfani neglected her children.

First thing Jack remembers about "the bread store" is the shitty snack pies. I'm guessing he went on a temper tantrum if mommy didn't buy him a pie every time.

My shitty grandma was a bread freezer. It makes the bread shitty, and you have to wait longer for a sandwich.

Jack does not understand freezerburn.

Hot dog and hamburger buns are cheaper than a loaf of bread unless you're buying the lowest quality loaf available.

Oh snap, Jack resents his whore mother! Things got real at the end there.


Taquitos infarcta
God, that thumbnail looks like hell

Jack seems angee he didn't get to choose the restaurant. It's good because the ethnics eat there!

I'm guessing they're using a white board for a menu because they bump the prices every week.

Mike's wife is too white to eat the salsa. Fuck, she does that midwest shit of calling spicy "warm"
Mike doesn't even respect the restaurant enough to know what he's ordered.
Jack gets overexcited.
The food looks like shit and the restaurant is literally falling apart.
Jack kisses his food before eating it.
Mike's wife sounds like she has TB, Mike tells Jack to shut up.
I wonder if they were told to stop filming, or if Jack is experimenting with abrupt cuts.

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Ox Bollocks soup.
 
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