Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Alice used to be a 7/10
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Has she done too much McDonalds and Meth at this point to not be this?

 
What kind of weird wall construction is this? Looks unfinished.

I'd bump that up to 8 or 9 out of 10 without knowing who she is.
Some framed up a wall in the basement and never put sheetrock on it.

A single posed and retouched photo of a woman slathered in makeup is enough for you to call her a 9? Hey wouldn't you know it, I'm the Crown Prince of the deposed King of Nigeria. We need your bank account to transfer our royal fortune before the military junta seizes it. Please send me your name, social security number, bank account numbers, and routing numbers so you can help me save my people. I promise to make it worth your while.
 
Some framed up a wall in the basement and never put sheetrock on it.

A single posed and retouched photo of a woman slathered in makeup is enough for you to call her a 9? Hey wouldn't you know it, I'm the Crown Prince of the deposed King of Nigeria. We need your bank account to transfer our royal fortune before the military junta seizes it. Please send me your name, social security number, bank account numbers, and routing numbers so you can help me save my people. I promise to make it worth your while.
Seriously, even if she was nice looking in the face and took care of her hair, she still has tiny tits and not a whole lot going on body wise. Even before she plumped up.
 
With all this cloak and dagger spergs wars going on behind the scene how is KC still this boring? There is an embarrassment of riches in all kinds of lolcow shit going on right now but we just get ten minute soliloquys from PPP on the true nature of he and Vickers' weird relationship.

What is this the PTA meeting minutes?
 
Y'all got fucking shitty taste in women if you think that pic is anything higher than a fucking 6 at most.
It's obviously touched up, she's got no tits (not that you can see from that pic but still) she's slightly above average, 5 is average.
That said, it's fucking horrifying what meth and lack of self respect does to someone.
She was way too pretty to let herself get Gunted or to hang with those low life IP2 Parasites.
Just shows what a lack of self worth can do.
 
Y'all got fucking shitty taste in women if you think that pic is anything higher than a fucking 6 at most.
It's obviously touched up, she's got no tits (not that you can see from that pic but still) she's slightly above average, 5 is average.
That said, it's fucking horrifying what meth and lack of self respect does to someone.
She was way too pretty to let herself get Gunted or to hang with those low life IP2 Parasites.
Just shows what a lack of self worth can do.
much like grading tests in a school filled with blacks and Mexicans, I am judging women based on a bell curve.
 
You know of course warskis scatterbrained nature is a big problem with the show. However being that both of them nakedly started the casino as a weapon against their respective grudges PPP really should have known that warski would get bored quickly and start making the show more about himself.

PPPs autistic need to go over Fuentes stuff even when there isn't much there is I'm sure just as boring for Andy as it is for us.

I mean what do you expect from a damaged cokehead with goldfish brain? Of course he's going to jabberjaw during the slow points.
 
PPP AND ANDY IM SO BORED OF YOUR NONTENT SHOW. COVER NEW FUCKING COWS.
It's not just needing new content, they HAVE to get a handle on Andy's fucking constant pausing or they're gonna continue to lose viewers.
It's ADD, it's annoying as fuck, and half the time he does it for no reason, he just gobbles and chuckles and repeats the same "joke" that fell flat the first time he did it, 20 odd pauses ago.
I took a note of it last time and they paused 27 times over the course of a 3 minute clip, the longest they went was 23 seconds, and the shortest was 3 or 4. It took them about 30 minutes to get through that single clip.
It's just killing the pace of the show, and it's taken Kino Casino from a "must watch live" event, to a "have to watch later once someone has done timestamps" show, and that is the touch of fucking death for a programme that relies on superchats and audience interaction.
Fucking Tardski does this to the shows he's involved with every time, he gets lazy, he gets arrogant, and his co-host doesn't want to say anything in case it offends him and sets off his sperg rage, until it gets too much, and they can't take it, which results in a huge falling out and the end of the show.
If you've followed Warski for any amount of time you've seen this pattern before and you can see it coming now.
Andy can be great when he's kept in check but he needs a competent wrangler, and PPP has gotten lazy.
 
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I know it's been stated many times in this thread, but the constant pausing and st st stuttering through shitty super chat donations make the show suck. Hard to watch on 2x speed.
I don't know why the fuck he has to stop and fucking read them as they come in.
The way Jimbo does it is better, he'll take a pause midway to read the big ones and then he does them at the end, because he knows the audience isn't there for the superchats, the only people who give a fuck about the chats are the dumb paypigs who send them.
To be fair they're not all stupid, some of them do result in good content which is why I stick around when Jim does it, but Andy's the worst person for superchats I've ever seen, he always has been.
I mean, I'm not trying to be an asshole, but why the fuck does it have to be Andy that reads them anyway?
You have two hosts, so why pick the stuttering gimp that takes twice as long to get through them as it should ffs?
 
It's like she's doing a Lindsay Ellis speedrun.
I don't think Lindsay was ever pretty though, at the most when she was younger, she had that "this girl is dtf" attractiveness but that was it, don't get me wrong, she wasn't ugly, just outside of her sluttiness she's always had kind of a frog face, imho.
 
Can't believe how effectively Daiymo & the furry trolled Ashton. Kilotons of ass-hurt, damage control, retconning & even a stealth dox in his Vickers rant.

Ashton spends years trying to drive wedges between people & only kinda sorta seems to get it done. This took those two goofballs a couple of weeks.
 
I don't think Lindsay was ever pretty though, at the most when she was younger, she had that "this girl is dtf" attractiveness but that was it, don't get me wrong, she wasn't ugly, just outside of her sluttiness she's always had kind of a frog face, imho.
Whilst I agree (plus Ellis always kept a circle of uggos around so she'd stand out by virtue not being a circus freak), watching Ellis's decline of appearance online over the years has been a slow descent into Lovecraftian body horror. I was commenting that with the substance abuse, McDonald's and beatings at the hands of pornstars that Alice is rushing what took Ellis a decade to do.
 
Whilst I agree (plus Ellis always kept a circle of uggos around so she'd stand out by virtue not being a circus freak), watching Ellis's decline of appearance online over the years has been a slow descent into Lovecraftian body horror. I was commenting that with the substance abuse, McDonald's and beatings at the hands of pornstars that Alice is rushing what took Ellis a decade to do.
Lindsays biggest problem is alcohol, she's nearing 40 and she's been a drunk most of her life. Plus the constant seetheing resentful bitterness that comes with being an SJW, that shit starts to show on their faces, like a Sith Lord.
 
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