Agreed. Chris loves lego, but like most things he likes, I've never seen him being particularly good at it. Which is fine, but Chris thinks he's a lego master. That's where the hilarity ensues.
I will give him this and say it's one of the things he is better at but that's because of the media it's self - It's a more strict form of colouring inside the lines.
Chris
wants to be creative but he lacks the skill's and mental development to be truly original, that's why everything he has created is a combination of other things he likes, the most obvious example of this is of course Sonichu where he took Sonic and Pikachu and smashed them together, even his fantasy world is a combination to pre-existing IP's and his own self inserts he's never created anything really original.
One of his truly original creations, Count Graduon isn't really original as he has borrowed various elements and added them to the count.
Didn't Chris 'make' Thanksgiving dinner, post fire, when he and Barb moved back, then got hoarded up again?
I'm not sure but I think from reading the description it was mostly just a microwave meal that was larger than normal. I'm not nocking him for that I spent Covid Christmas on my own and had a microwave pasta for dinner and talked to my family on whatsapp mostly because I couldnt be arse cooking.
Chris is a myseterious character indeed. Even the stuff on the CWCki, probably the most thourough rundown on everything about his life, isn't even his whole life documented, just the stuff that was made publically available. I've seen people try to diagnose him as having "more than just autism" too, like try to say that he's also schizophrenic due to his talk about dimensions and OCs, but for all we know, those are merely just coping mechanisms that Chris has created to deal with his hardships in life. Basically just a larger extension of his comics, which served a similar purpose.
I am not a doctor, and I am specifically not Chris's doctor but I know enough to say that I honestly believe that he hasn't "Just got Autism" I don't know what he has in addition to Autism but he has something.
The level of documentation we have on him is absurd, especially considering his station in life there are historical figures we know less about than a single mentally ill man in a obscure location most people would not know exists other than his connection there.
While he isn't the most documented person in history he is the most documented nobody.
The hilarity ensues because Chris believes he's a master in everything, including art, Spanish, singing, and various other skills and subjects. During his Goddess years especially, he constantly overplayed how smart he really is, talking about all of this middle school level math and applying scientific principles like piezoelectricity very loosely.
The Praise Paradox written large, When you do nothing but give praise for a child putting in effort and not offering any criticism eventually leads to two things, 1) The child develops a expectation of praise for nothing 2) eventually stops improving as they get the same result for less effort.
It would on be taken as evidence by a cyber crimes unit if he was suspected of having evidence stored on it. Since Greene county is a small hick town with a majority population who is still afraid of the internet and sees as a "big scary danged thing Dem damn kids are into. " it's unlikey a cyber crimes unit got involved. So yeah it'll most likely be returned to him.
Frankly that's one thing Chris should be thankful about living in the middle of dumb redneck territory.
Dumping data from Phones is trivial and common place, you can even get hand held portable devices to do just that there was a issue about it being over used a few years ago even rural police forces have them and know how to use them, I suspect that Chris's phone was dumped as part of there investigation but nothing of note was found and unless it gets used as evidence he will likely be getting it back along with anything else he was arrested with.
The Teen Troon Squad was the closet to getting Chris hooked on drugs, as they made him smoke weed just so that he can further fall down the rabbit hole of his fantasies.
Supposedly there is growing research to assert that CBD helps with alleviating some symptoms of Autism in mild cases at any rate, I think the only reason chris tried weed was to try and fit in with his new friends and that it in parts of the US weed is now legal (not where he is though) I would have been interested to see if that had any effect on him positive or negative, but I can't see him using more serious drugs partly out of fear but also lack of ability to get them prety much anyone can buy weed but most people don't know where to go to get Heroin or Speed etc, and if he did find a dealer I doubt that they would be willing to sell to someone like Chris he would give them a more trouble than he's worth vibe and they would tell him to fuck off.
