A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Azazel said:
Ah well, I'm up for another game if you choose to host another one.

Good luck with the rape/murder orgy everyone else ;)
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Yeah, I've gotten a ton of interest, and I have some ideas for an actual plot and stuff.
I mean, it's still going to be an orgy of blood, rape, and FATAL's magical items that tend to be useless at best, but I'm going to need it if I'm going to let all these people play. I'll post about it right after this game finishes. There's one big drawback though: players are actually going to have to have a working knowledge of the rules of FATAL This will speed up play considerably, and I think it will feel much more fair for everyone when they understand why things are happening to them.

ActualKiwi said:
Glaukon glares at the flaming madman, ready in case he tries to continue rape attempts while missing his manhood.. Also is still looking around for where Sybil disappeared to.
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Unless Sybil decides to make noise, she's pretty much unfindable. There's not much of her to find anymore anyway. In fact, in FATAL, you can even safely attack while invisible. The victim needs a roll of 24 on Intuition to find you, and even then it only works for 1 attack, and they still have a -24 to hit you.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Yeah, I've gotten a ton of interest, and I have some ideas for an actual plot and stuff.
I mean, it's still going to be an orgy of blood, rape, and FATAL's magical items that tend to be useless at best, but I'm going to need it if I'm going to let all these people play. I'll post about it right after this game finishes. There's one big drawback though: players are actually going to have to have a working knowledge of the rules of FATAL This will speed up play considerably, and I think it will feel much more fair for everyone when they understand why things are happening to them.


Unless Sybil decides to make noise, she's pretty much unfindable. There's not much of her to find anymore anyway. In fact, in FATAL, you can even safely attack while invisible. The victim needs a roll of 24 on Intuition to find you, and even then it only works for 1 attack, and they still have a -24 to hit you.
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We're all looking forward to the next FATAL game. I'll make sure to look up more of the rules on what we're doing before we get started next time. Though I doubt i'm going to be able to read all X-hundred pages.
Glaukon will take his maul?iron testicles? whatever they are and move so his back is to the wall of the cavern, watching to see who follows...
 
ActualKiwi said:
We're all looking forward to the next FATAL game. I'll make sure to look up more of the rules on what we're doing before we get started next time. Though I doubt i'm going to be able to read all X-hundred pages.
Glaukon will take his maul?iron testicles? whatever they are and move so his back is to the wall of the cavern, watching to see who follows...
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Alright, you do it.

And you don't need to read all of the rules. I'll be posting more details when I start the thread, including exact page numbers. What players actually need to know is actually only a semi-reasonable subset of the rules. I wouldn't worry about it right now if I were you.
 
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We do this. I will attempt to Mace-Ax Glakon in the legs.
(I'm totally up for another game of this, this is hilarious).
 
Sybil is still trying to read the glowing book and open the three bags.
 
Burned Man said:
Sybil is still trying to read the glowing book and open the three bags.
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Lol, you can't even move.
If you're OK with it though, we can just end your invisibility early?

ActualKiwi said:
Glaukon IronTesticles @Randall Fragg aiming for the head?
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You hit someone square in the head with a fucking mace and it does 1 LP. Just think about the physics of that for a minute.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Lol, you can't even move.
If you're OK with it though, we can just end your invisibility early?

You hit someone square in the head with a fucking mace and it does 1 LP. Just think about the physics of that for a minute.
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Really? That is super-seriously retarded. Thanks fatal. Consider me to try the same thing again next turn
EDIT: Unless of course @Burned Man comes out of invisibility, in which case I guess I have to go and attempt to rape the pile of limbs?
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Lol, you can't even move.
If you're OK with it though, we can just end your invisibility early?

You hit someone square in the head with a fucking mace and it does 1 LP. Just think about the physics of that for a minute.
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Yes I suppose it is time for Sybil to meet her destiny. I have no regrets.
 
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Burned Man said:
Yes I suppose it is time for Sybil to meet her destiny. I have no regrets.
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Sybil is now visible and all humanoids within range are compelled to rape her!

Remember, her pelvis is still attached to her legs...

@ActualKiwi rapes first, and as usual, it tears her vagina. Apparently, the guys who wrote Fatal think that most childbirths end in torn vaginas and blood everywhere. However, Sybil lives, but she starts to bleed out.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Sybil is now visible and all humanoids within range are compelled to rape her!

Remember, her pelvis is still attached to her legs...
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Sybil will press her neck against her arm to make one final attack at the tidal wave of rape about to consume her. Or if that's not possible I will attempt to urinate in one final act of defiance.
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Sybil is now visible and all humanoids within range are compelled to rape her!

Remember, her pelvis is still attached to her legs...

@ActualKiwi rapes first, and as usual, it tears her vagina. Apparently, the guys who wrote Fatal think that most childbirths end in torn vaginas and blood everywhere. However, Sybil lives, but she starts to bleed out.
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Let the rape continue.
 
Burned Man said:
Sybil will press her neck against her arm to make one final attack at the tidal wave of rape about to consume her. Or if that's not possible I will attempt to urinate in one final act of defiance.
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Oh, did you think you could just urinate at will? This is FATAL. There are rules for urination. First, we take the average of your Health and Hand-Eye Coordination sub-abilities + 3d10. We get 20-21=-1. Now, we need to add in the modifier for how long it's been since you last urinated. Since we didn't RP out everyone's bodily functions, I'm going to pick the middle of the chart: 8 hours. I'm also somehow supposed to determine what percentage of your bodyweight is urine. This part of the chart goes from 0 to >5%, which I'm pretty fucking sure is impossible. The book has thankfully not provided me with rules for how how to determine what percentage of your bodyweight is urine, so I'm going to pick 0, since I'm pretty sure that nobody has even 1% of their bodyweight as pee. So now you have a +2 modifier. Your end result is less than 9 and you fail to urinate at all, which saves me from having to do math on how far you pissed and how long it lasted.

@ActualKiwi That's really about it. Nothing else is going to happen. If you want to kill her, you're going to need to pick another orfice. Unless you want me to make Sexual Adeptness rolls?
 
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I'm going to attempt to be a butt pirate and rape Glaukon again. Remember that I'm still on fire...
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Oh, did you think you could just urinate at will? This is FATAL. There are rules for urination. First, we take the average of your Health and Hand-Eye Coordination sub-abilities + 3d10. We get 20-21=-1. Now, we need to add in the modifier for how long it's been since you last urinated. Since we didn't RP out everyone's bodily functions, I'm going to pick the middle of the chart: 8 hours. I'm also somehow supposed to determine what percentage of your bodyweight is urine. This part of the chart goes from 0 to >5%, which I'm pretty fucking sure is impossible. The book has thankfully not provided me with rules for how how to determine what percentage of your bodyweight is urine, so I'm going to pick 0, since I'm pretty sure that nobody has even 1% of their bodyweight as pee. So now you have a +2 modifier. Your end result is less than 9 and you fail to urinate at all, which saves me from having to do math on how far you pissed and how long it lasted.

@ActualKiwi That's really about it. Nothing else is going to happen. If you want to kill her, you're going to need to pick another orfice. Unless you want me to make Sexual Adeptness rolls?
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I'll take her ass, for the hell of it. I'm pretty sure that's still attached, yes?
 
Randall Fragg said:
I'm going to attempt to be a butt pirate and rape Glaukon again. Remember that I'm still on fire...
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Alright, you actually don't rip his ass open, but you do light him on fire. You also light Sybil on fire. Everyone is now on fire.
ActualKiwi said:
I'll take her ass, for the hell of it. I'm pretty sure that's still attached, yes?
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It's still attached, but strictly speaking, she doesn't have an ass anymore. When you tear a woman's vagina in Fatal, it just rips through to her anus. So they're now just one orfice.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Oh, did you think you could just urinate at will?
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I knew that I could only attempt to pee. I was hoping it would work out better than the time I attempted to spit, but FATAL really doesn't want me losing bodily fluids. I would spit in defiance but my perpetually dry mouth prevents it. Oh well, there is nothing I can do.
 
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I guess Glaukon'll fuck That defiant mouth then? Knowing fatal I fully expect that will blow her head off or something
 
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ActualKiwi said:
I guess Glaukon'll fuck That defiant mouth then? Knowing fatal I fully expect that will blow her head off or something
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Actually, it goes in just fine. Do you want to try to make a sexual adpetness roll or something?
 
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