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Imagine being the boyfriend…
You wake up in bed in the morning to the sound of puppy Wee Wee pads crinkling as your troon lover (who’s using them for amhole drainage) shifts next to you. You then catch a whiff of the rotting crotch mandibles emanating from under the covers. Like a mixture of pickled eggs, soured milk, and cadaver feet.
What a life.
Maybe- I can definitely see him doing it before Jonathan Yaniv, who deserves it far more.
If it happens, it’ll likely be after his 20th GRS revision, or at the stage of AGP where all the primping that got him so horny before The Chop stops being so fun and starts being boring shitty work that he doesn’t want to do. Showering, dresses, heels, make-up, are all fucking boring and take too much effort when it doesn't get you horny anymore.