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[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Does every trans argument depend on implying one group of real women (black, rural, lesbian, slight-figured) are somehow “less female” for not complying to some subjective, imposed standard of femininity?

The answer, of course, is yes. “If a black chick can be a woman, so can a white dude like me.”

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Does every trans argument depend on implying one group of real women (black, rural, lesbian, slight-figured) are somehow “less female” for not complying to some subjective, imposed standard of femininity?

The answer, of course, is yes. “If a black chick can be a woman, so can a white dude like me.”

See how they flog intersex issues like a red-headed mule.

"Some people are born with ambiguous genitalia; therefore, I am a true and honest woman."

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

A reminder that we could find a legit human hermaphrodite today, and Kevin would still be a man in every single way. It’s a bit like saying anyone can fly because Superman does.

 

[Law]

But the instructions for bandaging afterwards were written for cis men, whose genitals function very differently than trans women's

How? They never elaborate on this. I mean I know that they don't elaborate cause it's bullshit and there's nothing to elaborate on, but come on.
If "gender identity" had an effect on what kinds of bandages and antibiotics you needed, hospitals could control for it by prescribing wigs.

Six hours later the bandages fell off

Because they were put there by an incompetent troon instead of a nurse or doctor. Not because his body is just so different and hard to understand cause it pulses with gender magic.
We've seen these people build fences, make tacos, and wear makeup. I imagine they bring a similar level of competence to their other endeavors.

how the fuck do these retards not realise how insane they sound?

They're too crazy to notice how crazy they are.

you can't argue in favour of 'trans separation' and avoiding the dirty cis medical establishment and then turn up at a&e begging for cis antibiotics because your retarded friend botched your op

I don't need the cis medical establishment.
And if I do, then I don't need it that badly.
And if I do need it that badly, then it's not a big deal.
And if it is a big deal, that's not my fault.
And if it was my fault, I didn't mean it.
And if I did mean it, those cis doctors deserved it.
Remember, troons get to do whatever they want, all the time, without criticism. And it's everyone else's job to pick up the pieces.

 

[Oxyjen]

How? They never elaborate on this. I mean I know that they don't elaborate cause it's bullshit and there's nothing to elaborate on, but come on.

Correct, and it’s some credulous journalism to write that not as a quote.

Even so, the facts mean it doesn’t work as a puff piece either.
The story ends with the collapse of the operation as the elaborately Irish-named, gun toting grizzled hero swears off doing anything for trans patients ever again because they’re a fucking nightmare, and his partner 41%ing.

Oh, and also they had to comply with all regulations anyway to avoid getting sued back to the dark ages, which included having to ask all patients for their real names and official referral from a psychiatrist.

 

[FinnSven]

Correct, and it’s some credulous journalism to write that not as a quote.

Even so, the facts mean it doesn’t work as a puff piece either.
The story ends with the collapse of the operation as the elaborately Irish-named, gun toting grizzled hero swears off doing anything for trans patients ever again because they’re a fucking nightmare, and his partner 41%ing.

Oh, and also they had to comply with all regulations anyway to avoid getting sued back to the dark ages, which included having to ask all patients for their real names and official referral from a psychiatrist.

Sometimes I wonder if the official referral notes actually say something like “This….person…. is hopeless in their insanity. Please cut their nuts off like a dog in the hope of calming them down.”

 

[LonesomeDud]

Sometimes I wonder if the official referral notes actually say something like “This….person…. is hopeless in their insanity. Please cut their nuts off like a dog in the hope of calming them down.”

Some of the people who make these referrals care and believe they're doing the right thing, as misguided as it might be. Some of these people chose this because they're sociopaths who wanted to never work a weekend.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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shiteater and kevin cooked a greasy casserole

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[LonesomeDud]

Who wants mushrooms and bacon cooked together so the mushrooms are logged with bacon grease thrown into macaroni and cheese? (The Freudian slip I originally wrote was "macaroni and grease.")

 

[AfghanBlue]

Am I correct that the whole tiddy approval process and the tiddy letter are because Kevin wants this covered by insurance/Medicaid as a medical need? If he could afford to pay out of pocket would he need to jump through the same/similar hoops because he is male (I'm reminded of the male prop bettor/ gambler that got $1 million to get BA and keep them for a year)?

Is Kevin more or less likely to get approved for this useless bullshit because trans coordinators/trans therapists/and trans medicine can smell which way the pendulum of public opinion is swinging and they know the days of these jobs even existing could be numbered? I picture trans medicine doing their best to get the $ while they still can.

I would have thought he’d get rejected simply cos he’s a fat tub of lard genderblob anyway and strapping more fat into his already fat chest won’t make him appear qualitively more female, whcih would be the “dysphoria reduction” medical need angle.

That and the fact weighing it up against risk, he has already failed to comply with his other surgical aftercare, he is supposed to have more revisions to that whcih adds on another surgery to survive…
Certainly on a socialised healthcare model he would be BTFO but I don’t know shit about Medicaid so really couldn’t say.

He would be ordered out of my Nash Sponsored Fantabulous Troonairium tho, just get fatter, fatso.
Why u need a hole in your vag anyway, ‘lesbian’ with ‘wife’.

Idk if they are allowed to take personal details into account when doing their risk assessment- or if one even exists.. but yeah I can’t see him getting this.

Once again, a La his loving wife’s dental problems- he could probably sell his plastic tat and pay for it, but..

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

The thought of eating anything cooked by Kevin and the Shit Eater is just disgusting beyond words. They're both so skeevy and unhygienic that you can smell their disease just looking at their photos.

"I'd rather be a clockable queer," Kevryn says, as if he was ever going to be anything but clockable and as if he had a choice as to whether he'd be clockable or not. Talk about making a virtue of a necessity.

 

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Wellbutrin (an anti-depressant) doesn't have that fast of uptake time and I think it's an inhibitor (?), Kevin's basically saying they could give him placebos and he'd feel his anxiety lessened.

 

[stupid frog]

A reminder that we could find a legit human hermaphrodite today, and Kevin would still be a man in every single way. It’s a bit like saying anyone can fly because Superman does.

Ssuperman wasn't born on earth you stupid cunt.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Ssuperman wasn't born on earth you stupid cunt.

And trannies aren't exactly human either. Your point?

 

[stupid frog]

And trannies aren't exactly human either. Your point?

That us earth people are more close to each other than aliens.

If you want to respond with "trannys are basically aliens", then I'll concede with that point.

 

[Amphotericin B]

I’m convinced Jen decides what to cook based on what type of poop he feels like eating later.

It would be interesting to know if a surgeon would be willing to put implants in a woman with Kevin’s BMI. They’re going to look grotesque on his barrel chested caveman frame. Like slapping Shelby badging on a V6 Mustang.

Kevin’s pretending to embrace not passing but he’s hoping nonfunctioning tits will help him pass. I’m wondering if he sees the writing on the wall and is making plans to find a Penny2.0 to ignore him and not fuck him.

 

[stupid frog]

When Kevin says he cooks, he means he helped mommy jen put the mushrooms in the pan or whatever. Shit eater is the cook, not Kevie.

 

[Miss Misery]

Wellbutrin (an anti-depressant) doesn't have that fast of uptake time and I think it's an inhibitor (?), Kevin's basically saying they could give him placebos and he'd feel his anxiety lessened.

Yes, it's an NDRI and it reaches peak concentration at an hour and a half. But also anxiety is a very common side effect of bupropion and generally SSRIs are prescribed for depression with anxiety because of that.

Unless you're a degenerate coomer who can't cope with the possibility of decreased libido.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Does every trans argument depend on implying one group of real women (black, rural, lesbian, slight-figured) are somehow “less female” for not complying to some subjective, imposed standard of femininity?

The answer, of course, is yes. “If a black chick can be a woman, so can a white dude like me.”

Idiots at large: hurr durr, Black women are manly, we're so funny.
Trannies: How dare you!
Natal women: Yeah!
Trannies: Those manly Black ladies are just like us literal men who are "women," and thus are heckin' valid!
Natal women: . . . Wait, what?
Trannies: There are all kinds of women! Rural women, Black women, male women! Suck my girldick, TERF!

would have thought he’d get rejected simply cos he’s a fat tub of lard genderblob anyway and strapping more fat into his already fat chest won’t make him appear qualitively more female, whcih would be the “dysphoria reduction” medical need angle.

I obviously don't believe any troon should get a tit job on the taxpayer dime, but Kevvy's reasoning is particularly idiotic. He's said before that the size he's gotten is good, but he isn't happy with the shape. If Troons had any leg to stand on, this kinda thing would be reserved for trannies who stayed totally flat. I wonder if maybe that's why he said his last titty therapist "didn't know what they were doing." Maybe they had the audacity to ask questions around this. Lots of natal women are unhappy with their boob shape and don't get insurance covered bolt-ons.

 

[Piss Bear]

A reminder that we could find a legit human hermaphrodite today, and Kevin would still be a man in every single way. It’s a bit like saying anyone can fly because Superman does.

“True hermaphrodites” do exist and are very rare, but it’s not something you would want to be born with:
“True hermaphroditism is defined as the presence of both testicular tissue with distinct seminiferous tubules and ovarian tissue containing mature graafian follicles in a single individual.” Source

And no, it’s not like you have a perfect set dick, balls, and vagina. The genitals can appear ambiguous or male/female. This is a developmental disorder, not a “third gender.”